Two “Flatten the curve” jokes in one day (the other is from “Cyanide and Happiness”, which is not for the faint of heart). I think I missed an event LOL
I knew a WAF while I was in the USAF. She had reduction done…. It’s hard to describe how huge she was, but she must have been happy to finally see her feet…
Ouch, it so happens that ‘Cyanide & Happiness’ had the same idea for their own strip today…http://files.explosm.net/comics/Dave/flattenthecurve.png?t=448D90
Patient to doctor “I can’t get him to stop breastfeeding.” Doctor; “Just don’t let the boy near them” Patient; “I’m talking about my husband, not my child!”
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
The breast ain’t coming; it’s staying at the doctor’s office.
Sherlock Watson about 4 years ago
Some women can be a real handful.
B UTTONS about 4 years ago
She’s taking a load off her chest.
Maybe she should transfer the load onto Rat.
pearlsbs about 4 years ago
Don’t try to milk this joke too much, Pastis.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 4 years ago
I like Pig’s interpretation. Nancy is doing her part, Yay!
The Moose Group about 4 years ago
This strip is has become titillating
juncarlo about 4 years ago
It’s a joke bust.
Leojim about 4 years ago
Bye bye boobies, hate to see you go.
MathProf2 about 4 years ago
Where are the censors when you really need them.
Baarorso about 4 years ago
Oh Pastis, don’t make a BOOB of yourself with puns like this! ;)
robnvon Premium Member about 4 years ago
Boo(b)! Sexist Slim Dog!
Jeff0811 about 4 years ago
I wonder if Stephan has any before and after sketches hanging around.
Gent about 4 years ago
Gotta stay abreast of the situation.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
Neighbor Nancy deserves an A(cup) for her efforts.
TwilightFaze about 4 years ago
Two “Flatten the curve” jokes in one day (the other is from “Cyanide and Happiness”, which is not for the faint of heart). I think I missed an event LOL
Bilan about 4 years ago
Her cups used to runneth over. Now she needs smaller cups.
hammytech about 4 years ago
I knew a WAF while I was in the USAF. She had reduction done…. It’s hard to describe how huge she was, but she must have been happy to finally see her feet…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Thanks…for the mammaries…”
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
this one was kind of a bust…
eromlig about 4 years ago
Who you gonna call? Bust Busters.
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Most men would prefer if those curves were fattened, not flattened!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 4 years ago
It’s a good thing this isn’t Liberty Meadows (or even A&J) – otherwise the comment section would need to take a collective cold shower.
tony_n_jen2003 about 4 years ago
Why are breasts like an electric train set?
dlkrueger33 about 4 years ago
Had the surgery. Guess what? They grew back! (They must think they are starfish!)
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Good grief, Rat! You forgot your baseball bat!
This one is so bad; Cartoon-Boy needs a good beat-down….
Breadboard about 4 years ago
And a good laugh was had by All ! … Croc Power !
grassler about 4 years ago
read Pibgorn now….
Martin.lemoine about 4 years ago
No, bad Stephan! Bad, bad Stephan! LOL
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
A man getting penis enlargement surgery would’ve been a stretch, comically speaking.
FassEddie about 4 years ago
If this is Pastis’ best effort to be supportive, he’s earned a black eye.
Ellis97 about 4 years ago
Talk about lazy.
hariseldon59 about 4 years ago
Is this some kind of bust?
Well, it’s very impressive, yes,..
Reader about 4 years ago
You mean the breast is yet to come OFF.
Beaker about 4 years ago
My formative years were in the Twiggy era, something sexy about the flat-top.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
Maybe all of Pastis’s pun strips are a good idea.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
I meant not all of the pun strips are a good idea.
Whatcouldgowrong about 4 years ago
Guess she didn’t get our full support when she needed it.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
What NANCY needs is an over the shoulder boulder holder….Knockers up, Nanc!
rugeirn about 4 years ago
Choke. Gag. Urk. Hurl.
rugeirn about 4 years ago
Just for the record: this strip is as sexist as it gets. So are the comments.
Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago
Pastis. You’ve crossed a (tan) line.
ChazNCenTex about 4 years ago
His inner frat-boy did this comic.
Spacetech about 4 years ago
Trying to squeeze in the humor…
Michael Grogan about 4 years ago
After all, Pastis is the model for “Shallow Breast Guy” in Paige Braddock’s Jane comic . . .
kartis about 4 years ago
The audience tittered.
Bookworm about 4 years ago
Turning mountains into mole hills . . . .
RobinHood about 4 years ago
Pamela Anderson got a breast reduction, seems that also removed her talent.
Obi-Haiv about 4 years ago
That joke flu right over pig’s head.
Mopman about 4 years ago
Wow – coincidentally, almost a duplicate of today’s Cyanide & Happiness:
http://explosm.net/comics/5587/
Al Nala about 4 years ago
VOY! Eh?
cayugarunner about 4 years ago
today’s Cyanide and Happiness strip had exactly the same punchline. uncanny. http://explosm.net/comics/latest
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
Got a Hoot(ers) out of this one.
beckola about 4 years ago
After all the groaner puns this guy puts out, he finally made me laugh at one!
oakie817 about 4 years ago
Mr. Pastis, this proves you are a boob
zeexenon about 4 years ago
I once copped a feel and got into big trouble. She married me.
Lablubber about 4 years ago
Pastis belongs in the booby hatch.
asrialfeeple about 4 years ago
Everybody freeze!! This strip is busted!!
Luz-de-Luna about 4 years ago
Ouch, it so happens that ‘Cyanide & Happiness’ had the same idea for their own strip today…http://files.explosm.net/comics/Dave/flattenthecurve.png?t=448D90
Bicycle Dude about 4 years ago
Har-de-dar-dar…
alexius23 about 4 years ago
Busted
John W. Vinson Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well, I don’t read Pearls Before Swine for titillation anyway
gmu328 about 4 years ago
should’ve quit while you were ahead pastis …
knight1192a about 4 years ago
Shoulda stopped at trying to flatten the curve
willie_mctell about 4 years ago
Eat Wonder Bread for…
Buoy about 4 years ago
At least tits off the table now.
asmbeers about 4 years ago
Titillating, to be sure.
Jersey Chuck about 4 years ago
Patient to doctor “I can’t get him to stop breastfeeding.” Doctor; “Just don’t let the boy near them” Patient; “I’m talking about my husband, not my child!”
dwkiser28603 about 4 years ago
WHERES MY BASEBALL BAT! THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Look, everybody… Pastis is just trying to make the breast of a bad situation.
Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago
It’s hard to stay abreast of what these guys are up to.
lordhoff about 4 years ago
Swirls Before Pine about 4 years ago
I’m the rare fan of gravity in this area.
alantain 6 months ago
That will never be an issue with me. Of course, I’ll also never need a backbrace just to stand up straight.