So much for yesterday’s comments where people were insisting that the opening line would lead to a more deep, profound and meaningful essay. Looks like with Luann what you see is all you get. She’s as deep as a puddle, concerned only with making her mom look bad to strangers.
I see that Luann has managed to include something about psychology in her essay. Tip o’ the hat to @howtheduck (as well as to Luann) for predicting Nancy’s denial.
Now that audio clip was mean, Lu. I was hoping you’d follow that opening line with an essay of explanation, “In this economic downturn, my loving, resourceful mother wanted to provide more for her family….”
It’s confirmed, Luann thought she was going to college but registered for psychology in grade school…
Or… It’s like Milgram’s experiment. Luann is actually the subject to be studied by the real students in the class on “intellectual and maturity development blocks with some adults. Are they caused by genetic, social or familial dispositions? Or is there a deeper more mysterious reason like being written that way by some higher power?”
What is it with women denying that they snore?!? Does snoring violate some ‘Dainty Clause’ in a woman’s contract?!? Like, “Jebus! I can’t admit that I snore! I’ll get fined by the Couth Squad for being uncouth!” My kid used to say to my wife, “Mom, you snore 10 times worse than Dad does!” and yet she still refused to believe it.
It’s time for Nancy to see a doctor. Sometimes snoring is a sign of breathing problems. Luann may have been rude. But I love how she’s resourcefulness♡.
A little hard from Luann, especially the audio part. That said I suspect many commentors had other “competitive moments” with their parent(s) that would compare for either “one-upping” or embarrassing their parent; I’ll admit I did if you’ll admit you did;-)
OK Luann, at first it was just a little funny, but this is just cruel. So your mom, who’s been working all day, on her feet, decides to stay up with you instead of going straight to bed (so she can start her day all over again) and you . . . you . . . decide to make fun of her? You’re severely lacking in the maturity and empathy department, young lady.
You know, this brings back a bad memory. When I was about 15, my mom made a tape recording of me snoring on the couch. Played if for me, as well as the rest of the family when I woke up as a “joke”. I was embarrassed, angry, and everything else you can imagine. It wasn’t funny to me, and here I am, 50 years later, still simmering about it.
How can ANYONE tell when they are snoring – while they are ASLEEP ??!!
Wellll … My mother (rest her heart) could tell … she said, on one night, she WOKE herself up … Because of the snoring she was doing, woke HER up … and she could hear the reverb echo in the room! … I believe her! (Miss ya’ Mom!) :)
For years I told my wife she snores but she never believed me! So, I brought home a hand recorder (30 years ago) and recorded her. I played it for her and she accused me of faking it by using a sound effect from the radio station I worked at! LOL She never believed that she snored.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
that could be any lady’s snoring!
AnyFace about 4 years ago
sallymargret about 4 years ago
It’s hereditary, Luann. When you are 47, you will be snoring louder than your mom, and your children will be making fun of you.
Cheapskate0 about 4 years ago
You know, 1212, I was with you yesterday, when you said that it was just a punchline.
But today? Looks like Luann’s “doubling down.”
Tyge about 4 years ago
When will Bern wander in and ask what all the noise is about?
beb01 about 4 years ago
This is worst than yesterday’s strip.
kaffekup about 4 years ago
And here I thought they were looking for a life lesson, not shallow trivia…
jea9hrkr about 4 years ago
This arc is putting me to sleep!
BJShipley1 about 4 years ago
So much for yesterday’s comments where people were insisting that the opening line would lead to a more deep, profound and meaningful essay. Looks like with Luann what you see is all you get. She’s as deep as a puddle, concerned only with making her mom look bad to strangers.
Prescott_Philosopher about 4 years ago
I’m going to repeat my comment from yesterday. What Luann should learn is how much her mother sacrifices for the family.
blunebottle about 4 years ago
No soup for you!
howtheduck about 4 years ago
I remember a time when snoring was considered to be unfeminine and unladylike.
kenhense about 4 years ago
Speaking of falling asleep…
GovernmentCheese about 4 years ago
What kind of “college” class is this? “kindergarten for adults 101”?
howtheduck about 4 years ago
Argythree-style dialogue two days in a row. If Evans keeps this up, what will there be left for Argythree to say?
outonalimb about 4 years ago
I see that Luann has managed to include something about psychology in her essay. Tip o’ the hat to @howtheduck (as well as to Luann) for predicting Nancy’s denial.
ACTIVIST1234 about 4 years ago
Now that audio clip was mean, Lu. I was hoping you’d follow that opening line with an essay of explanation, “In this economic downturn, my loving, resourceful mother wanted to provide more for her family….”
But Luann wrote the essay. What was I thinking.
sugarplum1 about 4 years ago
Auntie always said she didn’t snore, she just slept loud.
Caldonia about 4 years ago
Psychology!!
Brdshtt Premium Member about 4 years ago
Was that a Greyhound bus going by?
dadoctah about 4 years ago
Next up, Tiffany gets ahold of the snoring clip and samples it for use in a hip-hop recording.
buer about 4 years ago
It’s confirmed, Luann thought she was going to college but registered for psychology in grade school…
Or… It’s like Milgram’s experiment. Luann is actually the subject to be studied by the real students in the class on “intellectual and maturity development blocks with some adults. Are they caused by genetic, social or familial dispositions? Or is there a deeper more mysterious reason like being written that way by some higher power?”
Rhetorical_Question about 4 years ago
Degroot’s Tradition 3rd year of junior college
Johnnyrico about 4 years ago
Panel 2: The last time I saw mouth like that, it had a hook in it…
CreativeChef about 4 years ago
Rotten kid
ForrestOverin about 4 years ago
What is it with women denying that they snore?!? Does snoring violate some ‘Dainty Clause’ in a woman’s contract?!? Like, “Jebus! I can’t admit that I snore! I’ll get fined by the Couth Squad for being uncouth!” My kid used to say to my wife, “Mom, you snore 10 times worse than Dad does!” and yet she still refused to believe it.
reedkomicks Premium Member about 4 years ago
Record the denial Luann!
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Very rude, Luann. Think about loving your long-suffering Mom instead of humiliating her….
Fiammata about 4 years ago
Jeez, Luann.
EasyEight about 4 years ago
She’s heading for the dreaded CPAP machine, the “face hugger” contraption from Alien that is strapped to the face of many +40 people in America.
Ellis97 about 4 years ago
You learn something new every day.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 4 years ago
It’s time for Nancy to see a doctor. Sometimes snoring is a sign of breathing problems. Luann may have been rude. But I love how she’s resourcefulness♡.
StoicLion1973 about 4 years ago
That is pretty clever.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I don’t know what kind of grade you’ll get on that essay but I’m sure your teacher will get a good laugh.
Pohka about 4 years ago
A little hard from Luann, especially the audio part. That said I suspect many commentors had other “competitive moments” with their parent(s) that would compare for either “one-upping” or embarrassing their parent; I’ll admit I did if you’ll admit you did;-)
Snowedin about 4 years ago
Recording her snoring was mean!
coffeemom88 about 4 years ago
OK Luann, at first it was just a little funny, but this is just cruel. So your mom, who’s been working all day, on her feet, decides to stay up with you instead of going straight to bed (so she can start her day all over again) and you . . . you . . . decide to make fun of her? You’re severely lacking in the maturity and empathy department, young lady.
Johnnyrico about 4 years ago
I read somewhere that “snoring spouse” is something like the third highest reason why couples get divorced.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
How Seinfeld-like this storyline has been.
dv1093 about 4 years ago
You know, this brings back a bad memory. When I was about 15, my mom made a tape recording of me snoring on the couch. Played if for me, as well as the rest of the family when I woke up as a “joke”. I was embarrassed, angry, and everything else you can imagine. It wasn’t funny to me, and here I am, 50 years later, still simmering about it.
33Angel about 4 years ago
That little witch…!!!
flying spaghetti monster about 4 years ago
Luann didn’t learn anything. Learning is an ongoing process, she’s just started.
PeterPirate about 4 years ago
Well, it’s just Wednesday, and this is just a comic strip.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 4 years ago
However she does it, Mom always helps Luann.
Code the Enforcer about 4 years ago
How can ANYONE tell when they are snoring – while they are ASLEEP ??!!
Wellll … My mother (rest her heart) could tell … she said, on one night, she WOKE herself up … Because of the snoring she was doing, woke HER up … and she could hear the reverb echo in the room! … I believe her! (Miss ya’ Mom!) :)
Mopman about 4 years ago
Well this should be worth a D+.
HaulinOates82 about 4 years ago
THAT IS NOT A COLLEGE ASSIGNMENT, EVANSES
Darin Byrd about 4 years ago
I learned that this arc makes me want to snore..
Terminal Frost Premium Member about 4 years ago
turnabout is fair play
Ginny Premium Member about 4 years ago
Yesterday I said she was a jerk. Today I believe she is a brat.
Moonkey Premium Member about 4 years ago
As a one day stand alone comic, this could be funny. But this is more like a very, very long lasting novel. About aging children. Not adults.
pseudomao about 4 years ago
I miss the comedic side of Luann. She carried the comic with her clever retorts and occasional self-deprecating humor.
Joe1962 about 4 years ago
Luann stop being mean.
mormonyoyoman about 4 years ago
Confession Dept. My wife and youngest daughter recorded my snoring ages ago. So don’t judge Luann poorly.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
Digi-busted.
oakie817 about 4 years ago
most excellent
shyone2573 about 4 years ago
For years I told my wife she snores but she never believed me! So, I brought home a hand recorder (30 years ago) and recorded her. I played it for her and she accused me of faking it by using a sound effect from the radio station I worked at! LOL She never believed that she snored.