Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 08, 2020

Dare I ask?

Where is the triple dog dare ward ? https://youtu.be/ZLZj3zOUZNs

What about Double or Triple Dog Dare.

They also have the adult male “hold my beer ward” Next to the morgue for convenience…

{Turning around and looking for a medical facility that has Doctors with degrees. Possibly Nurses who care for the health and safety of their patients.}

Do they use special de-icing tongue depressors in the triple-dog-dare ward?

I can hear Ralphie from A Christmas Story: Ohhhh, fudge!

Downstairs is the I Know You Are But What Am I Ward.

Is this about how masked up you have to be to go to each of those wards? Or is “DARE” some acronym?

“Which way to the Watch This Wing?”

Let’s add the “This Will Get A Lot of Youtube Views” Wing.

In an adult hospital I visited I seen a No Care Ward, Swear Ward, and U Can’t Afford This Ward.

TDDWard: symptoms = bruises and contusions. Pre-existing condition = stupidity

By the way the Triple-Dog-Dare Ward is next to the morgue.

Children will play

This is Obama-care in action…and you can keep your doctor….NOT!

I think that, thru-out life, the injury is relative to the degree of dare…. and being able to find someone even more stupid to hold the beer…

Is the triple-dog-dare ward full of kids who got their tongues stuck to frozen flagpoles?

(gets reminded of certain TV programs named “Double Dare” and a certain movie named “A Christmas Story” while viewing this cartoon)

This is a highly gendered cartoon. Most women (who are not mothers of boys) will not get it. Being a guy, it makes me shudder and wonder how I ever survived childhood.

If you like your doctor you can keep him. If you like your insurance you can keep it. Quote from who?

They appear to be in a medical setting so it cannot be TRUMP health care

Just musing here. I wonder what the quality of health care would be in America if we taxed incomes above $1,000,000 at 50%. (For those who skipped American history in high school, that’s 40 percentage points lower than it was under Eisenhower.)

I generally stayed out of the “Dare” wards, but a triple dog dare is almost impossible to decline. I mean really, when somebody pulls your punk card, you gotta do something.

Hospitals, huh?

Growing up, those emergency room visits usually happened about the week before school started.

I would have made it through the summer totally unscathed and unscabbed, but, much to my mother’s dismay, just as summer vacation was ending …

I live and work for a large midwestern world famous medical center. They process a lot of patients with casts and splints through what they call “The cast room” and is what you would expect: a big room, all kinds of stuff for putting on and removing casts. I (middle aged guy) was in there getting a cast changed, and on another table was a little kid, maybe 4 years old. 110% “all boy” with all the signs of a little kid who is not afraid of anything: Cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc and that day, a broken arm. Well he was getting a cast removed and when all the fanfare was done, and he proudly left with the shell of is former cast, one of the nurses looks at the other one and says,

“He’ll be back. "

Who says elevators need to be next to each other?

“Adult” ward: “Hold my Beer,” “Dude, watch this,” “I’m fine to drive.”

Wiley can be so funny in the quietest, most subtle ways. This is a great example of his admirable brand of humor.

Trump now thinks his Covid case is a “gift from God”. Have you ever taken oral steroids? They make you feel so good you’re not fit to run an automobile, much less a country. He’s basically on a “triple-dare” scheme of experimental drugs.

My mom was a nurse. She worked for a pediatrician for a few years. Many kids have poor impulse control. She saw the results.

Walter Reed intake: first sign non-disclosure agreement, then sign in…

It’s a sight gag. Ask anyone who has raised a son.

Just to be clear for the little kiddies out there: Challenge = Dare.

The only difference is by calling it a Challenge instead of a Dare it is easier to sucker kids and sometimes adults into doing really stupid things. Like eating Tide Pods and such. Most people know dares are usually something with a consequence that the smart thing to do, is not do it.

They should put that sign up at the schools Trump wants our kids to go back to.

This is a Hospital that believes things go better if you Know how & why the child got injured.

It also sorts them for the probable Severity of their injuries.

I love the poor little blighter with his mum, who is trying to work out where to take him …