Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 25, 2020

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    What do you expect after drinking all that milk?

    Either that or the last glass was a bit past the Sell-By date.

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    Claus and effect.

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    I know that people want to make gender specific bathrooms. Seems like a waste of space to have two. But there is always those people who are not safe to be out in normal society without them being tempted to to some sort of crime.

    So… bathroom separate for Santa makes me wonder if this is why some people don’t like to take their kids to visit Santa!

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like a wide-body door. Makes sense.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Inflamed prostate?

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    RAGs  almost 4 years ago

    Certainly better than taking care of that while airborne.

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    guy42  almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas everyone.

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    GreasyOldTam  almost 4 years ago

    I wonder if there’s a reindeer changing table in there?

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    TwilightFaze  almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas, Wiley! I’ve been reading your strips since I was a kid and have loved every strip you put out! I love how uncompromising you are and how you have not lost your sense of humor! Thank you!

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    ObiJoan  almost 4 years ago

    Stop binarism!

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    Many years ago a house in my town made a Christmas display. It was a outhouse had the half moon cut in the door. They left about a three foot gap at the bottom of the door and ground. So you could see the black boots and the bottom of the red pants with white trim. Had a sign right next to it that said “Santa’s first stop”.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 4 years ago

    The segregated bathroom issue grows.

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    cdward  almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it! To the rest, a peaceful day!

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Of course, up on the housetop is where reindeer pause.

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 4 years ago

    Put your ear to the door and you can hear sleigh bells tinkling…

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    pcolli  almost 4 years ago

    Now how is he going to put the fire out?

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    Geophyzz  almost 4 years ago

    For those who may have missed my Christmas greeting yesterday – Merry Christmas to all the GoComics community. My gift is a link to Judy Garland, singing the original 1944 lyrics to Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas. With many parallels with 2020, it has become a theme for this year’s Christmas, as we all “muddle through somehow”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NQsuIHMm3w

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    WGillete  almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas to all – and may 2021 be better, happier, and healthier for everyone.

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    Lawrence.S  almost 4 years ago

    Santa only has time for express stops given his busy schedule. Meanwhile the reindeer are refueling on chocolate and caffeine for the next leg of the trip.

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    Masterskrain  almost 4 years ago

    My ALL-TIME favorite Wiley Christmas cartoon…

    https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2016/12/24?ct=v&cti=1028422

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    A separate bathroom for Santa because nobody else is kinky enough to use a string of tinsel instead of toilet paper.

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    wirepunchr  almost 4 years ago

    Ahhhhhh, the pause that refreshes.

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    franki_g  almost 4 years ago

    What about the little reindeers’ room?

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    Amra Leo  almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas!

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    megerkey  almost 4 years ago

    Where’s one for the Reindeer?

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    llevikhin  almost 4 years ago

    when ya gotta go, ya gotta go….

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    Redd Panda  almost 4 years ago

    “…groan…”

    Is the key chained to a snow tyre? Just askin’.

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    Redd Panda  almost 4 years ago

    In the spirt of Christmas Giving, I’d like to wish a nice stomach bug for our great president.

    May he spend the day on the toilet, with his head in a waste basket.

    You know, they’re right. It does feel good to give to others.

    Now, everyone else…Enjoy the Day!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If you follow Santa in there, you have to hold both fingers up side your nose.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  almost 4 years ago

    Pick up after your eight tiny reindeers’ not so tiny night deposits.

    Bag them for the naughty.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Damn deer just poop on my roof.

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    GreenT267  almost 4 years ago

    My office at work was temporarily moved into a computer facility that only had “men’s rooms” - back in the days when no one ever thought that women would be working with computers (and no one cared about the secretaries). It was disgusting-how supposedly adult men, who wore suits and ties and ironed shirts to work, could leave that room (and the seats and the urinal walls). It took the union stepping in to get one of the two restrooms designated “women only.” To paraphrase Grant in Jurassic Park, ‘I never looked at businessmen the same way again’.

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    paranormal  almost 4 years ago

    They should have doors marked masked and maskless…

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 4 years ago

    I laughed so hard I never noticed the guy pumping gas. Thank you Wiley

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Santa is not a name. It’s a title, derived from saint. (I.E. Saint Nicholas). He likely has a first name, maybe ‘Bob.’

    As any good religious emperor would do, he would strive for a successor to keep his name and memory alive. Claus! (Which means ‘Victory of the People.’ (Hmmm, is the Claus family socialist? By their work, I might assume so.)

    Consequently, we have Mrs. Claus, to produce heirs (who upon appropriate age, go into the family business). When they are young they are elves, then upon death or disability, the eldest elf takes over.

    That’s why we don’t use the Claus family’s first names – to preserve the illusion. Sure, ONE Santa died in 1864, but one of the sons took over.

    I imagine that at each transition they must petition the Pope for canonization.

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    Masterskrain  almost 4 years ago

    We need some Christmas Wiley bears!

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    Bicycle Dude  almost 4 years ago

    Santa gets his own pit stop? Cool! Merry Christmas and the best for all who celebrate their faith this time of year. Here’s to a better next year, this one wore me out. Peace everyone!

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    t_win27  almost 4 years ago

    A pause for the Claus!

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    Mele Kalikimaka. Mrs. Claus: “Nu, the first of the year you go on a diet. You’re getting too Zaftig already!!”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    Santa being a hybrid of human and Light Elf is near immortal.

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    bakana  almost 4 years ago

    If you’re not an Elf, you can’t even See the Santa Door.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 4 years ago

    Jolly old elf-size?

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