Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2021

Technically, a subcontinent.

I like comedy movies. Does India have a comic Khan?

Khaaaan!!!!

I have a lot of those books. I keep them on a single shelf. I call it “The Rack of Khan”.

Being an Indian, I khan’t say I am offended. But neither am I amused, mind you!

No Chaka Khan.

Just 2?

No Khan do.

I khan’t stand it.

Can this be considered Sikh humour?

they’re planning to open a wing dedicated to hookers and convicts, pros and cons…

Groan, I never saw that coming, which made it all the better.

I believe it’s a Khan game!

This one deserves some Khanned laughter. The only Khan I khan, er can stand of the three mentioned is Aamir Khan. The rest Khan go take a hike! :D

I khan’t take it anymore!

He almost stepped in the Gutpa this time.

No, Rat. You wrong. Bollywood deserves to get mocked for the crony nepotistic plagiarising incompetent clown show it is.

Nice one Stephan ! …. May the power of The Croc be with you :-)

Made me laugh

Oh, I suspect he already is on all seven.

I Kant imagine Goay bring the one complaining.

Only 5 continents to go! Though Antarctica is going to be tough…

What, no Aishwarya Rai

Technically, New England is a grindercontinent.

All you other continents, stand in line. Number three, Europe.

What about Shaka?

and this is Praga Khan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9aGj5rOyVk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzaV04JTpLQ

Indian wing? I remember when John Wayne winged an Indian.

I needed this, this morning!

How many Khans are there?

the Wrath of Khans!

If India is considered South Asia, what is Russia? Never heard anyone say North Asia before.

When asked what he was looking for, one patron yelled, “KAAAAAHHHHHN!”

Not as bad as some past pun strips. (We could use silliness right now.)

But does it have the ghost of James Caan?

I’ve got to go to the ER. I’ve got apundicidis.

When I saw the first panel, I knew something was coming. Just didn’t know what.

hated in the North American and Asia

Nicely punned.

Khan found it!

Hooray for Bollywood!

I love Shah Rukh Khan.

I think that’s the biggest “Groaner” I’ v ever heard.

“There’s a place for those who love their poetry. It’s just across from the sign that says, “Pros Only”" — They Might Be Giants.

Well, it is a way to expand his audience … :-)

Two khantinents, eh?

That was a loooooooooooooooooong walk to the end of that punchline pier.

Well done! : D

whatever it is, its funny.

Beat him very well, bollyboys! This Cartoon-Boy is one bad punster, surely!

Actually, all those Khans are themselves pros.

New Deli? Ok I’ll have a pastrami on rye to go.

You mean he wasn’t already?!

KKKKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

WE WANT LARRY…….WE WANT LARRY!!!!!!!!!!! (: >)

Just trying to curry favor, ain’t ya? :>)

that is good!

G R O A N — LOLOL

Stephan; best pun in a while.

stop it my sides are hurting

How about some Shaka Kahn?

The Pakistani squash dynasty has Khans who are pros and play a mean Khan game.

“Indian prose?” Say what?

I think Stephan telegraphed the pun by using “prose” in the first panel. Substituting “literature” instead might have occluded the payoff it until the reveal.

Khans won’t like Pig, and Pig doesn’t like Khans.

Does Pastis think Khans cannot be Pros?

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I knew there was a pun coming as soon as I read the first panel.