Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 23, 2021

Normally that would be a woman talking like that

OK I’ll duck now

I suspect that skis are a LOT easier to invent than wheels… though not as generally useful.

That IS the snowplow, caveman style.

That’s what the wooly rhinoceros is for.

A few more comments from the guy behind him and his next invention will be the reverse gear.

How long did it take before man decided to make it round?

Followed soon by chains…

Wonder when foresight caught on!

nah, after the invention of speech came the Monday morning quarterback who was laid to rest at the first funeral aka jack ass in a box.

the invention of profanity followed quickly…

“I DID invent the snowplow. This is it. It’s just that it doesn’t work very well. Back to the drawing slab for plow V2.0.)

Hindsight?Must be 2020BC

Looks like the invention of Monster Trucks is about to become.

But I didn’t need it then! Looks like a big job, like Wheeling West Virginia.

Why assume a man invented the wheel?

And advice was followed by fistfights!

Maybe this wasn’t the best rollout of a new invention.

Just before murder became illegal.

What isn’t hindsight is reflecting on where you went wrong, then aiming not to go wrong next time.

This is a process that separates the smart from the stupid, because the stupid never, ever learn from their mistakes.

Needs winter treads.

What I want to know is ….

How did he get it out the door?

“Okay, buddy, get in front of the wheel and move the snow outta the way. There, I invented the snowplow.”

Hope you’re not in a hurry!

Hey, cheater.. that has a sequitur.

This is B. C. Texas…….

Face it. Even then shoveling the walk would not be a fun thing.

If hindsight is 20-20, what is foresight?

Also, stepping aside and letting it roll backwards.

Snow rollers were legit back in the days of horse-drawn transportation

Should have invented beer first so we could have a loud discussion about this whole mess.

Maybe the development of the All-Weather Rock…

Hindsight. Where 2020 belongs.

“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius!” —Sid Caesar (1922-2014) American comedian

This is inaccurate, but funny none the less :)

But after speech, even before hindsight, the science of homicide investigation evolved.

It looks like that Wheel is capable of doing both Jobs.

“Hindsight”… that’s the mother with eyes in the back of her head.

Do we have proof of when that evolved?