Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 24, 2021

If the Man tries to help me down or even sees me in this . . . predicament . . . I will bite him!

Elvis is just hanging on by a claw, Puck! Go get the woman!

Get. The. Woman.

The Woman understands the concept of standing on a chair.

Puck, this is no time for analysis! The Woman is needed for comfort!

Pucky, as a cat yourself, you should know better than try to argue with a cat! GO GET THE WOMAN!

The Woman won’t call me a goofball like The Man usually does

Get the Woman so that she can have this argument, Puck, because you’re not going to win this one.

And the latest from CN news is that The Man is taller.

Another Boz Scaggs song: Look What You’ve Done to Me

Didn’t want to sing this song

But I could stay here all night long

Puck right now is feeling blue

He knows better what to do

…….

Find the Man seems to be right

But Elvis says this in his plight,

Don’t want to stay the whole night through

And Woman, I know that you’ll come through!

…….

Puck, please do this for me,

I’m not coming down so easily

Oh, Puck, go get the Woman for me,

She’ll get me down some way!

…….

The day might fade and turn to stone

Elvis, you are not alone,

I think it’s wiser, please don’t frown,

To have the Man come help you down,

…….After all is said and done

Puck, the Woman is the one,

She will do all that I ask,

Nothing is too great a task!

…….

Puck, please do this for me,

I’m not coming down so easily

Oh, Puck, go get the Woman for me,

She’ll get me down some way!

“Get the woman” somehow linked in my head to “Put the bone in” by Terry Jacks, Nominated for worst song ever!! No I will not provide a link!

I like Pucky’s palm pad.

Don’t argue back Pucky, get the WOMAN for Cat’s sake!! (snickering uncontrollably)

Logic, let me introduce you to this Elvis…

Trust me, Pucky, it’s safer for the Woman to try it.

Ha ha ha. Smile, Elvis. You’re on Live TV. Ha ha ha ha.

@jewlie got it yesterday! “I concur [about doom] or would were it not for the potential for an intervention of a hominid, female, mature. I suggest that the conspecifics obtain the assistance of said hominid. ASAP!”

Hahaha! Too funny!!

The Woman and not the Mail Carrier?

I have come to learn NEVER have a fluid in your mouth when you read BCN!

Pucky whiskers!

Years ago, Marie and I were sitting on the couch and were listening to the kids in the bedroom. This is the actual conversation, or, near as I can remember.

Alex: “Uh oh.”

Mac: “Get Mom.”

Alex: “What about Dad?”

Mac: “No. Get Mom.”

Alex: “Mom’s sleeping.”

Mac: “Get Mom now.”

Alex: “Dad’s awake.”

Mac: “GET MOM!”

Alex: Calling out, “Daaadddd.”

Turns out they had spilled paint on Alex’s floor.

Elvis you’re a cat just let go, you’re not that old.

Elvis is a cat who thought he was a climber

But we knew it couldn’t last

Elvis left the floor then thought he was a goner

For some fun times from his past

Get back, get back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back Elvis

Get down

Brilliant Georgia Dunn is his caring Woman

Together since time began

All the cats around her say she’ll soon be coming

to save Elvis when she can

Get back, get back

Get back to where you once belonged

Get back Elvis

Hang on

(John Lennon / Paul McCartney – Get Back)

ah the verbal catch 22, the oral conrundum, the mental roadblock between thought and action…

Puck, don’t just do something, stand there!

Puck makes so much sense here.

She will do anything for her Ballerina Pirate!

Elvis, if you’d just me-yowl real loud, your Woman will come running to your aid!!

♪"Hang on Elvis, Elvis, hang on!

Hang on Elvis, Elvis, hang on!"♫

Has no one remarked on Pucky’s little whiskers in panel 2? I get to be the first? Pucky’s little whiskers though! I love the rare and elusive BCN whiskers.

Just let go. You’ll be down before you know it.

Just helping spread the word. If any of you great folks likes classic fun comics from the 1940’s and 50’s, you can follow Bozo right here on Go Comics.

https://www.gocomics.com/bozo/

It’s the first pantomime gag a day comic. (It’s About page has gots a lot of info on it). Enjoy!

OT: Freebie

I heard on the news that the office store chain that rhymes with maples will laminate your covid vaccination card for free up until the first week of April. Not sure of the exact expiration date. Not sure if it’s all stores or ones that opt in.

Oh, the FELINITY!!

Don’t negotiate with terrorists.

And in life imitating art (that imitates life)…authorities suspect that Elvis may have gotten into the butter: https://www.instagram.com/p/CMzszu1pzXj/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Why am I hearing various apocryphal songs from jump school?

Pucky, if the Woman could will herself taller, for Elvis, she’d do it.

This is what a conversation with my second wife was like. I swear, if you came in shouting “Fire!”, she wouldn’t move until she tried to get you to apologize for shouting.

Hurry, Puck, it’s an emergency!

He likes the Woman better, Puck. He merely tolerates the Man’s presence.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

I love all the ‘tunes.’ You are all so creative. I also live with songs and tunes in my head and apply them frequently to situations all day. One big ’tune-head."

Is it lonely at the top, Elvis?

I just noticed, while re-reading this for the nth time, just how curious Georgia makes her Q’s.