True art has a truly elevated purpose, which is beyond the reach of commoners and peasants. It is to add to the asset class of the super-rich. I bid $3m for the ‘vertical red BS’ on the far left.
Sorry, it isn’t abstract. I would categorize it as Pop Art. (There is a level on which all art – including dance, music, photography, etc. is an abstraction… Most of my students didn’t understand that. Most of them didn’t know what the word abstract means.)
“If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some shmuck will buy it from you.” The late George Carlin.
“The only reason every American family does not own an elephant is only because one has never been offered at a dollar down and a dollar a day.” Alfred E. Newman.
Heard somebody talking about a ‘invisible art’ piece that sold for thousands. Wondered how buyer knew when he/she managed to get it home. Who hauled it? How did they package it? Strange world.
BS (Biden’s Son ) painting going for $ 500k…Personally, I like my Elvis & Matador on black velvet that glows under a black light for $ 20 at a truck stop…
EasternWoods over 3 years ago
From 2016 to 2020
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Bauhaus School?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
A lot of contemporary art is truly BS.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
It’s a very popular genre.
in.amongst over 3 years ago
True art has a truly elevated purpose, which is beyond the reach of commoners and peasants. It is to add to the asset class of the super-rich. I bid $3m for the ‘vertical red BS’ on the far left.
jvo over 3 years ago
Bert Simms has found the perfect billboard for his business ;)
mikeyman over 3 years ago
Wouldn’t it be depreciate?
Doug K over 3 years ago
This art literally is a lot of BS.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Followed by his NDA period.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
I can appreciate that too.
Lawrence.S over 3 years ago
Sorry, it isn’t abstract. I would categorize it as Pop Art. (There is a level on which all art – including dance, music, photography, etc. is an abstraction… Most of my students didn’t understand that. Most of them didn’t know what the word abstract means.)
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
the artist had a bachelor of science…?
1953Baby over 3 years ago
Anybody remember when andy warhol told his adoring fans it was ALL bs??? But, it turned out, that was bs too. . .
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
Yes, full disclosure; the graveyard of sales.
mister_lister over 3 years ago
What was Ernie’s reaction?
timbob2313 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Art Critics are pretentious idiots
Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago
Interesting typographical works, … I guess.
Sue G over 3 years ago
I’ve often wondered if Matt Groening gave Bart Simpson that name just so he would have those initials.
Bookworm over 3 years ago
“If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some shmuck will buy it from you.” The late George Carlin.
“The only reason every American family does not own an elephant is only because one has never been offered at a dollar down and a dollar a day.” Alfred E. Newman.
oakie817 over 3 years ago
i have a BS in Journalism…
ajakimber425 over 3 years ago
Actually, that’s how I describe our world now.
Redd Panda over 3 years ago
If you can fling paint at a canvas, and convince someone, that you’re a genius … maybe you are.
admiree2 over 3 years ago
The BS School is where I put Christo for throwing some sheets over buildings.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 3 years ago
Nah, it still stinks.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Heard somebody talking about a ‘invisible art’ piece that sold for thousands. Wondered how buyer knew when he/she managed to get it home. Who hauled it? How did they package it? Strange world.
poppacapsmokeblower over 3 years ago
aBStract, versus Abstract.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
We all got pretty sick of “confrontational” art. “In your face” art is one thing ; “slap in the face” art is quite another.
tee929 over 3 years ago
Well it does happen!
ima resident over 3 years ago
BS (Biden’s Son ) painting going for $ 500k…Personally, I like my Elvis & Matador on black velvet that glows under a black light for $ 20 at a truck stop…
ron over 3 years ago
Not much abstract about that!
rice69922 over 3 years ago
Thats a lot BS : )
contralto2b over 3 years ago
Now that is art in which I can find meaning that touches the deepest depths of my soul.
JenSolo02 over 3 years ago
Bravo…
Ammo hates the comment policy Premium Member over 3 years ago
Blow Art is the new Van Gogh Impressionism of our time. Sunflowers = Tiny Bubbles.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
Abstract art has nothing to do with reality, especially next to the ‘real’ world.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
I like the F T…. fractle sequence
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
I did a painting once. Then I had to wash it off the wall.
keenanthelibrarian over 3 years ago
Two little letters that say so much …
bakana over 3 years ago
I think he also snuck a plug for B5 in there.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
So the artist’s full disclosure is that, at the time, he was suffering from diabetes and having trouble controlling his BS?