Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 07, 2024

The “reciprocity” train barreled through the staton unabated.

Cat got your tongue, Nemone?

Panel 2: as Tarzan prepares to jump on Belthar’s back and kill him, he leafs through the book: “Hmm… that’s not how the story continues… I’ll wait a bit till someone arrives to save the day (and me)… no spoilers.”

Panel 4: Tarzan scowls, because this is not how the story continues either! He decides to wait to the next daily strip before emailing a complaint to the illustrator.

Oh, sure. “Before Tarzan could intervene”, right. How convenient.

The guy that leaps into the back of any animal in a split second whenever one of his friends is in danger, suddenly and temporarily lost his reflexes.

We see what you’re doing, T-zan.

And the score is. Lion 1. Crazy Bee-atch Queen zip.

Wow. I was close. With her love of lions, It gives new meaning to necking.

The phrase “hoisted on his own petard” comes to mind. Except she isn’t a he.

wow, did not see that coming

She should have known better . Still, have a crazed lion on the loose though.

That’s a surprising twist. Eliminate the spurned queen.

Well, ah! Tarzan has a knife and the Queen had a tongue, like a 2 edge sword, so the lion took out the tongue.

Sheesh . . . . what a way to go .,

Died when she hit the ground? Kind of anti-climatic. The least the writer could have done was have the lion rip her to shreds.

Amazing turn of events!

Whoa! How she even manage to remains queen for so long? This gotta be the stoopidest queen ever in Tarzanworld.

Belthar the man eater is now officially a woman eater too.

Will the crowd start singing “Ding dong, the witch is dead”?

Karma or kismet? You decide.

“For ’tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard.”

Still have the lion and Tomos to deal with. Let the handlers deal with the lion and make Tomos run like a tank engine.

Just desserts.

Not quite the original ending

Her “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” gave Russ Meyer an idea for a movie…

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Week 2, in my lion course, we were told to keep our hands in the chariot at all times.

Quite a few years ago my wife went for a job interview at the African Lion Safari, she said it was nerve wracking to hear the lions roaring while trying to answer questions.

All’s well that ends well.

I called it 3 days ago.

Don’t be wasteful, Belthar—eat your kill.

Victoria’s Secret just lost a big spender…….