Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 16, 2021

Waffle knit

But does the Woman have hundreds of dollars to pay for that delicious potholder! I mean waffle!

Someone get that Girl some pizza dough.

But where is the iron. You need a waffle iron to make waffles. Starch is good too.

I’m having flashbacks of Puck saying, “This is a napkin,” from several years ago.

If they see it as a “waffle”, it is a waffle. this is called “logic”.

Oh you hush, Elvis. Where’s your imagination?

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Hmm…is that really Nana’s waffle recipe? Methinks the Girl added her own special touch.

In diner lingo, a “checkerboard” would be a waffle, but I guess an actual checkerboard would be too big for that little frying pan?

I’m wondering if we will find out what food groups the mittens and headphones represent.

We are ok and have power but some in the areas around Galveston do not. Carmela goes down that way this morning for storm duty, not because it is storming but to help the crews restoring power as a crew spokesperson. Please pray for her and her crews safety as people aren’t always so nice when they have been without power.

A glovely waffle there.

“Imagination” It’s what’s for dinner.

Seems Elvis is having a hard time with the concept. But he’ll come around when he sees the joy and fun being spread around by play time.

Puck is his normal gleeful self, full of wonder and whimsy.

Everyone knows that Pot Holder Waffles, are made with Love!

Elvis the realist.

Nana had gone a bit strange by this time.

Oh, a technicolor waffle! ;-)

According to Julia Child, “When you flip anything, you just have to have the courage of your convictions …”

You go, Girl!

Such skill. Elvis maintains perfect loaf position and holds onto his mic.

Oh yeah, I ordered waffles

Think you did understand

But now I am baffled

Don’t want potholder brands

Don’t want potholder brands

Don’t want potholder brands

Oh please, say to me

That you are kiddin’, man

And please, say to me

That’s not as Nana’s meant

That’s not as Nana’s meant

Don’t want potholder brands

And when I eat it

I feel crappy inside

It’s such a feelin’ that my nausea

I can’t hide

I can’t hide

I can’t hide

Astute observation, Elvis.

Don’t ask for boysenberry syrup, Woman!

OT- Cookie’s latest hobby.Cookie never did manage to turn a door knob, but now she’s working on water faucets. Our 17 year old cat Samantha has decided she prefers to drink directly from the spigot. Since she is a sweet old lady we indulge her and leave a trickle for a few minutes. Cookie wants to do her one better and is determined to turn the water on herself. I swear if she gets it turned on, she’d better learn to turn it off too or I’m going to tell the water dept. to send the bill to Cookie Cat.

There’s a cafe on their street

It’s new and très chic

The kids make good things to eat

But Elvis likes to freak!

When you order from the Boy, he never answers “no”

He just "yes"es you, each course, and as he takes your dough

Puck tells you

“Yes, that recipe’s The Nanas’ -

Wafls à la Nana today"

They’ve hard rocks, and crisp bugz too

Hotdogs, and poizns, ooh

And all sorts of boots and say

They have old fashioned tie-dyed bread

And twice-cooked mr. potato head

But yes, the Girl cooks like The Nana

She cooks like The Nana today!

- “Yes, We Have No Bananas” – Frank Silver, Irving Conn

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Thomios: I thought I’d try a new treat for breakfast.

Puckmosis: What did you do?

Thomios: I know we all love pancakes, so I took some batter and cooked it in the style of Maat-Tilda’s newest tapestry.

Elvis-Anum: But why mess with such a good thing as pancakes?

Thomios: I think it’s always good to try new things.

Elvis-Anum: I prefer to go with the tried and true.

Enter Queen Catshepsut the Golden

The Queen: What have you got for us today, Thomios?

Thomios: I made a variation on pancakes I named waffles.

The Queen: How delicious. And it goes quite well with bacon.

Puckmosis: I agree. And a little butter and syrup goes nicely, too.

The Queen: How did we get maple syrup when there are no maple trees for thousands of miles?

Puckmosis: The Royal Procurers aren’t saying.

The Queen: Elvis, how do you like the waffles?

Elvis-Anum: I tried one, and they are truly delicious!

Elvis has no sense of whimsy.

Elivis is a sourpuss

A Waffe from the Waifs

I can’t decide if that’s a potholder or not. I guess I’m waffling.

Conversation this morning:

Me: “What do you want for breakfast?”

Girl: “Breakfast!”

“Okay, but what do you want? Waffles?”

“No.”

“Yogurt?”

“No.”

“Bananas?”

She goes to the refrigerator and points to a packet of string cheese.

“Sure you don’t want yogurt, like Dzadziu’s having?”

“No.”

(Unwrap her string cheese and open up a container of yogurt for myself. She takes a few steps, stops, and puts the string cheese on the table before standing and staring at it. I try to hand it to her again.)

“No!”

“You don’t want this anymore?”

“No.”

“What do you want instead?”

(Wordlessly reaches out and takes my yogurt out of my hand.)

“Heat-resistant raft! Fling ’em!”

Excellent flip!

Is it just me, or does the girl really start to resemble Nana in that last panel?

OMC, Pucky has invoked the name of The Nana! I’m surprised Elvis hasn’t reacted.

realism has no place here.

Our older granddaughter never got past taking the order. Q: B, where’s my order. A: Not yet.

I love Elvis’s deadpan, “that is a potholder.” It really gave me the giggles this morning.

Elvis the realist. Yes, he’s not into the spirit of pretend, but on the other hand, maybe he’s like the one brave boy who told the trurh about the king’s new clothes

Who had dared to cause me to unfollow this comic? Theo sufferong Will be stuff of legenda!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaA. !!!!!!!

I’m never eating at nana’s! Rainbow waffles are just nasty. Do they maybe have some plain blue, green, or red waffles? Wait, almost fall. Ok, scratch the blue and green waffles, how about from yellow and orange ones instead. Extra pillowy please.

The waffle sure looks good.