Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 29, 2021

Yay! It is Alice’s story!

She wants to interview you, Natasha….not interrogate you! So quick to lawyer up! Looking forward to an interesting tale!

Not sure if I need popcorn or tissues. I have a feeling this is going to be harrowing!

A mouse with a tale, or is it “tail”?

Storytime! I love backstory!

Another visit with Saint Agatha?

I can’t wait to see how this unfolds.

Well, cool. I didn’t expect Beatrix to choose to interview one of the mice. This should be interesting.

Perry Mouson? Earl Rats? Clarence Burrow? F. Lee Brie?

Natasha must be albino! Not only is she white, but I see that she has red eyes.

The story of The Golden Mouse! Stay tuned! (๑′ᴗ‵๑)

Yes, you do need a lawyer, or else you are doomed. (See the warning below.)

Nat, this is Bea, not Goldie.

This is going to be be really good! A tale involving the Golden Mouse and Natasha, this ought to be a very interesting October! Can’t wait!

OOOOOOOOO! Making giddy, happy sounds of excitement! Back story popcorn and tissues, are on stand by!

So, you won’t expose those criminal mice who was stealing and contaminating apples and make that your reporting topic, eh? But instead you will do a nicey nice mousey mice interview with them to try and obfuscate and whitewash their crimes by selectively turning a blind eye towards their crimes and only try to glorify them. Congratulations, Beatrix, you is fit to joins the crooked corrupt mainstream media.

Say, what’s that cat’s picture about? Does they worships that cat as a deity?

Cats interviewing mice instead of pouncing upon em and eating em? What has the world come to? With cats no longer eating the mice, all the civilizations will collapses when these mice and rats run amok destroying and contaminating foodgrains, food, and everything else they can get their mangy paws on.

The cats have always protected humans and their civilizations from them evil harbingers of the plague. That was their one job, protecting the peoples. But now, the cats has betrayed the hyoomans and has sided with the rats. Robin Harwood is right. The world is… DOOOOMED! The civilizations will all disappear. And no hyoomans and no civilizations means no more picanic baskets. Woe is we.

Do I need a lawyer. Burst out laughing, once again!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Beatrixia: Agnes-Ata, I seem to have uncovered a controversy surrounding the eating of apple pie. What is your opinion of having pie with cheese?

Agnes-Ata: Oh, I think it’s a great combination, but then I’m a mouse. We love cheese with everything. You should try it on one of Trevor-Hotep’s pizza tree fruits.

Beatrixia: Thanks. Is there anything else you like with apple pie?

Agnes-Ata: We do like the occasional ice cream, but it can be hard to come by in the desert.

Beatrixia: I notice you are able to find some, however.

Agnes-Ata: Oh, we have have our ways. But it’s a closely guarded secret.

Beatrixia: Do I even want to know?

Agnes-Ata: Probably not. But I do have some whipped cream to go with apple pie. Want to join me?

We finally get Natasha’s backstory! Georgia hinted at it before, but now we’ll learn it from the mouse’s mouth.

This tale should be lots of fun!!

This should be interesting.

I just read the shelter cats story. I cried. My cats are all from shelters. Funnily enough, they’re from different shelters.

Let’s see . . . comfy blanket? Check! Tissues handy? Check? Plenty of tea? Check! Popcorn? . . . uh-oh, forgot to get it again. And I just shopped on Monday. Drat! Well, I do have a few other errands in town I’ve been putting off, guess I’ll have to make a run in after work today so I can be fully prepared for the saga about to unfold!

Another long mouse’s tale. Perfect.

Today is Shadow’s first anniversary Gotcha Day! He’s filled out nicely and is quite a happy, handsome, loving addition to our family, he does get along with everyone. He loves to play and he loves to eat, open the fridge and he’s there sniffing away with big sniffs, his nickname is Foodar. His ear and the area around it have fur again and his eye is worm free. We never bothered to see if he was chipped because after being abandoned for so long we would not have taken back anyway. When we brought him into the house after his garage quarantine, he checked out the house you could tell he was thinking “this is nice,I’m staying” and he is. Welcome home, Shadow!

Looks like an interesting report coming!

Laughing, happy Beatrix joy ought to be bottled and sold. ☺

A lawyer? Come on, mouse, there’s no reason to get vermin involved in this!

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(I kid, I kid. Please don’t sue me, lawyers.)

Tell the vole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Oh boy, we’re in for a treat! For several days, I bet.

I’m looking forward to this story-line! ♥

This is not Beatrix’s first investigative report. She was first on the scene hoping to interview Wicket when Baba snatched her away and took her to safety, so her first interview was with Baba.

http://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/beatrixs-exclusive-interview/

This should be interesting reading for the next several days.

Her mice escaped from the NIMH laboratory.

OT – Bennett, day 4

Thereby hangs a tail. [sic]

Hmmm, two orgin stories in a two week period (well, maybe should say three week period).

Tucker got treats this morning to celebrate his 14th Gotcha Day, but he is not too happy right now. He has an ear infection requiring some yucky ointment, and has cracked one of his fangs and has gum inflammation, requiring Clavamox. He’s not happy about either medicine. The vet would rather not put him under anesthesia for his dental issues due to his age, unless it becomes absolutely necessary. Same with steroids for scratching/licking issues. But all things considered, Tuck is a sweet and happy fellow.

Off-topic Post

The cover for “Behind the Scenes with Burt” is up at Ameowzon!

hi guys!I’ve been reading BCN for a long time, but I finally got my accountI’m so excited to join you guys, I hope to make many friends :)

This ought to be an amazing storyline!