I went to pick up my daughter from day-care and was told she had bitten a boy….who had bitten her first. She had had shots in both legs the day before and was not feeling well, but that was the last time he bit her. He went on to go to the same elementary school and that kid was a hellion-because his single mother would not do the least thing to control him, and she was in the discipline committee just to keep him from getting thrown out. My daughter told me several years later about his pregnant teacher dragging him kicking and screaming to the principals’ office after throwing a plate of spaghetti at said teacher. I bet he’s been trouble all of his life.
howtheduck over 3 years ago
By 18 months old, kids usually have all their teeth and they like to bite. Fortunately for John, he has more than one leg.
capricorn9th over 3 years ago
Well, John, better discipline her before sending her to a daycare or preschool where she might bite other kids. My grandson was that kid.
vanderweit over 3 years ago
You can’t hide like that behind a cell phone. Newspapers win again!
Asharah over 3 years ago
My 13 month old niece has also discovered her teeth. Approach with caution.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Imagine playing peekaboo using your hands covering your face and still get bitten by a toddler before you can the opportunity to uncover your face.
angelolady Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good grief, that was a CHOMP!
yoey1957 over 3 years ago
Note to self….“Does NOT play well with others!”
AllishaDawn over 3 years ago
I don’t remember biting people or objects, but I did bite my nails until halfway through high school.
maureenmck Premium Member over 3 years ago
My little sister liked to bite the dog’s tail. Luckily, she only went for the few inches on the end ~ all hair, no dog.
jmworacle over 3 years ago
BUSTED!
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 3 years ago
Don’t give her that look John. You lied to her to start it.
Pet over 3 years ago
Thats a good trick!
Johnnyrico over 3 years ago
Panel 4: Looks like April is pointing a gun at John…. Will the busybody brigade demand that CPS is called in?
timbob2313 Premium Member over 3 years ago
todays strip is funny.
zerotvus over 3 years ago
out smarted by the weasel punk……..
Jelliqal over 3 years ago
Not good to lie to children – might not like the results
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m thinking somebody taught someone a lesson there, but I’m not sure which way it went.
pheets over 3 years ago
April called his bluff : )
nmb41 over 3 years ago
Got him good!
gammaguy over 3 years ago
Lying to kids can be dangerous.
I don’t recommend lying to adults, either. (There are those who disagree.)
over 3 years ago
I went to pick up my daughter from day-care and was told she had bitten a boy….who had bitten her first. She had had shots in both legs the day before and was not feeling well, but that was the last time he bit her. He went on to go to the same elementary school and that kid was a hellion-because his single mother would not do the least thing to control him, and she was in the discipline committee just to keep him from getting thrown out. My daughter told me several years later about his pregnant teacher dragging him kicking and screaming to the principals’ office after throwing a plate of spaghetti at said teacher. I bet he’s been trouble all of his life.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
In reality this kid has grown up too fast!
this is summerdog over 3 years ago
Biting children is a bad thing, not “cute-sy” like it is being implied here. Nip (pun) it in the bud, Bud!
Silenced Victim Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Sorry, Daddy’s not here.” Wow. Seriously John, not cool. And neither is brushing her off like that. I expected this from Elly, but you too?
kaycstamper over 3 years ago
Found him!
mindjob over 3 years ago
“Sorry sir but you have rabies and we’ll have to amputate”
gypsywolf59 over 3 years ago
He deserved it for lying to her.
kab2rb over 3 years ago
That is too funny, but dad and mom need to talk with April, as another poster stated biting other kids who ignore.
The Pro from Dover over 3 years ago
There’s a knee-jerk reaction
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
Her teeth have come in nicely.
homerec130 over 3 years ago
I have a cat that does this when you don’t pay attention to her.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
I wonder where the perfect children are, that were/are raised by all the critics of this strip.
namelocdet over 3 years ago
That made me actually laugh out loud!
CoreyTaylor1 about 3 years ago
April causing pain and suffering to get her way? She’s Elly’s daughter, all right!
Peanut Butter 5674 about 3 years ago
I mean, she’s not wrong…
rfeinberg about 3 years ago
Not one of these panels feels the SLIGHTEST BIT believable. And when you lose all believability, any speck of residual “cuteness” is also lost.