Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 16, 2021

Well, at this rate of licking, they’re going to dehydrate themselves long before they get to you, but rabbits are fast and they’re bigger than you, so…let’s go with “maybe” on the “dangerous” verdict.

Good luck on that theory!

“They’re not BLOODTHIRSTY . . . I think.”

The may, however, slobber you to death.

Lurkin’ and lickin’….. lookin’ for Zombie Bunny food wherever they can!

“Mostly Harmless”…

Gah! The zombie rabbits still give me the willies!

Still, “undead lagomorph” sounds like something you don’t want to mess with. They look hopping mad.

They seem a bit unsure about the plan to use the rabbits to cause a distraction. Those bunnies are a bit scary looking so I can understand their concerns.

Here a lurk, there a lurk, everywhere, a lurk lurk.

Those bunnies have quite the tongues, don’t they?

I imagine it would be a lot like being licked to death by dogs. AKA the best way to go!

Of course they are dangerous. Release them and you’re doomed.

Unless you’re a corrot.

While the tongues are large, they are still the cute tongues Georgia draws.

Slurp.

New thought: Watership Down would have been a lot scarier if the rabbits were zombies. Though maybe General Woundwort ended up in that lab. He was probably immortal anyway.

I definitely advise caution.

They can’t stand the rabbits licking their window

‘specially when they’re zombies

They can’t stand the rabbits licking their window

Cause they may some danger be

Hey cage-window pane

Tell me, do you resist that?

How sweet it used to be

When we were not in there

Everything was so grand

Now that we’re arrested

There’s just weird sound

That no one just can’t stand

Natasha looks a little unsure.

Will this story arc go into next week? (I hope).

UH OH – - now they are LURKING!

LURK; LURK; LURK.

I love the question mark at the end of Natasha’s “Yeah?”

Trust but verify.

Zombie Rabbit toe beans, and BORMH (back of Violet’s head).

Poor, poor buns :(

Our bunny valentine

Weird zombie valentine

You make us wonder what you want

Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet you’re our favorite way to haunt

Are your eyes a little red?

Is your stare a little undead?

When your fur turns so green

Are you mean?

But don’t change your fur for us

Not if you can cause a fuss

On our big escaping day

Please help us lick Grimtech’s cruel ways

Lorenz Hart / Richard Rodgers – My Funny Valentine

Paul McCartney and Wings: With a Little Luck

With a little luck we just might break out

We can reach that window with no doubt

With a little help we can leave the lab

Do you wonder of the bunnies are dangerous?

…….

There is no end to what we can do together

There is no end

The wild mouse can brave stormy weather

And if she can do it we can do it

…….

The mouse, and me and you

And a little luck we can brave weird bunnies

We won’t fear their licking and lurking

With a little luck we can make a plan,

And make sure that plan is working!

…….

There is no end to what we can do together

There is no end

The wild mouse can brave stormy weather

And if she can do it we can do it

Her and me and you!

…….

With a little push we could free the bunnies

We can send it creating chaos

With a little help we could shake it up

With a mouse helping to free us!

…….

With a little luck, with a little luck

With a little luck, a little luck, a little luck

They may be zombies, but they’re still kinda cute.

As long as Natasha and Violet don’t disguise themselves as a carrot lollipop, or and alfalfa ice cream cone, they will probably be safe …

Well, they haven’t turned on each other to try and eat each other’s brains, so…

Actually, while we’re on that subject, that’s something I’ve never really understood about zombies, that whole brain-eating thing, because why wouldn’t the zombies just eat each other’s brains? Getting your brain eaten isn’t requisite for becoming a zombie, you just need to be bitten by one in most traditional portrayals, so in most cases the brain of a zombie is going to be largely intact, especially if still freshly “turned.” If becoming a zombie in some way contaminates said brain that makes it undesirable to a zombie, then what good is them pursuing it at all, seeing you become a zombie almost immediately upon the first bite?

Of course, they’re zombies…I don’t think you’re supposed to apply logic to them…but still, for the sake of discussion…

Poor bunnies – brave mice on escape/rescue mission!!

I can’t wait to see how Georgia has our resourceful Violet and Natasha save themselves AND the bunnies. This is gonna be good!

No, Natasha. I think they’re waaaaaaaaaaay weird.

Large, lurking, licking lagomorphs. Is “lurk” the past tense of “lick”?

If they LURK . . . the plan might WORK!

Let’s hope Natasha is correct

I understand that rabbits sometimes stick out their tongues as a sign of affection. The problem in this instance is that it may be affection for mouse brains.

I still think there will be a pun involved with the licking.

I warned you didn’t I ? …..

The sound of a lick on already licked glass must be Lurk. Either that or Lurk is the past tense of Lick?

Lagomorph vs. rodent. There is a difference.

Prove the werezombie rabbits aren’t blood thirsty! The way that one demanded carrots the other day suggests otherwise.

They’re darling in a feral kind of way.

At least there’s glass between you and them…

announcement… I turned into a baby. https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2014/06/19 look for my comment!

I want some zombie rabbits to go with the Halloween decor in my yard!