Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 20, 2021

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    hariseldon59  almost 3 years ago

    Hit control/alt/delete.

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    Your Vat app requires an upgrade.

    Do you wish to upgrade now?

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    wjones  almost 3 years ago

    May need to change your password.

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t have upgraded your cauldron to win 11

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  almost 3 years ago

    Give the cauldron a swift kick or use an iron mace to restart the cauldron.

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    deojaideep aka Courage  almost 3 years ago

    Hit Ctrl+Alt+Del somehow!

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    35&45  almost 3 years ago

    reboot needed___

    The Kenosha Kid

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    Need some fresh eye of newt, but they’re being used in Scotland.

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    Peterh778  almost 3 years ago

    It seems like syntax error, he should check whether he used a correct daemon. Daemon, demon, not the same thing :)

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Is the cauldron plugged in?

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    Let’s see a little spinning. Don’t you just love the spinning.

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    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    Time to move on to Unix and leave the blue tub of death behind!

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Well, at least it isn’t the blue screen of death.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    He probably needs to take that piece of footwear out of the vat and put it back in.

    He needs to reboot.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    That’s one bored ghoul.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It’s another darn spook net outage.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  almost 3 years ago

    OK, try this: Frammin at the Jim-jam, Frippin in the Krotz!

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    Vat’s too bad for Wiz!

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    1953Baby  almost 3 years ago

    “program has stopped responding” . . .THANK GAWD!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Garbage in garbage out…shut down.reboot, then continue

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    dadlivonia  almost 3 years ago

    Was supposed to be ZOT, not ZOLT

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, I miss “Game of Thrones”, too. :.(

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You just need to kick it again. Reboot.

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    DawnQuinn1  almost 3 years ago

    Must be a Microsoft product.

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    Amra Leo  almost 3 years ago

    The vat runs Windows? Maybe it’s time to install Linux…

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    404 Error: Ghoul not found.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    Try Control-Alt-Delete. That tends to work in my experience.

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    chienetfou  almost 3 years ago

    You are a Dark wizard, Wiz. Flush the vat, and refill with Linux.

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    kaycstamper  almost 3 years ago

    We know how that goes!

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    anomalous4  almost 3 years ago

    OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. ~~Hex, Discworld’s Unseen University computer (“Anthill Inside®”)

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    anomalous4  almost 3 years ago

    I’m inclined to agree with those who suggest installing Linux. The puter I’m using now has Ubuntu 20 & Win 10 installed, & I boot into Windoze maybe once a year when I run into something that doesn’t play well with Linux (or Mac OSX on my other puter).

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 3 years ago

    Day off, strike or internet down?

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    this is foreign to me

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Still on windows 95 wiz?

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    blakerl  almost 3 years ago

    Oh no you have a Vat computer Virus.

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    BlueKnight1966  almost 3 years ago

    Must be a Microsoft product.

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    moosemin  almost 3 years ago

    Re-BOOT, Wiz! Re-BOOT!

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    J. R. M.   almost 3 years ago

    You need to switch to “premium” for full access.

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    AndreasMartin  almost 3 years ago

    You PROMISED there would not be another VATNOWS!

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