Pickles by Brian Crane for December 06, 2021

You wear the same size pants?

Ooh, Hobbit pants.

He can’t wear yesterday’s pants due to brown stains.

How many pairs of trousers do you even have, Earl? Additionally, how did you soil each and every one of them so fast?

Good thing they are both the same size.

High water pants Earl?!

I’m sure Opal’s shown Earl how to do the wash before. Guess she’ll have to teach him all over again. Let him wash his own pants.

Bunny slippers for her feet, she thinks they look so very neat.

Earl is not just low on pants. He’s actually out of pants – out of his own pants anyway (and into Opal’s).

Now you need some high socks!

Earl might as well embrace kilt-wearing.

Good thing for Earl (and us) that Opal’s clothing fits him!

Well Earl isn’t that enough motivation for you to do your laundry? Or do you secretly enjoy being humiliated.

She’s not upset they wear the same size pants?

Who remembers "Pedal Pusher "pants for girls?

We wore our trousers shorter in the 50s so you could see our white socks and loafers. Maryland / D. C. area.

I could never fit into my wife’s pants (Petite size 6), but she did wear my old boy scout uniform once to a Halloween party.

Around these parts … we call ‘em ’’Clam Diggers’’.

Can’t stop laughing………………………………………(｡￫∀￩｡)

LOL! Earls getting desperate…..good thing they wear the same size….er…some what…

My wife calls them floods.

its the 21st century why cant he do the laudry, can she push a button any better than he can? Hope he is not wearing her underwear as well!

Must-unsee…

You’ve been retired how long, Earl? And you can’t put clothes in a washer?

love the bunny slippers

It’s an equal opportunity washer Earl. :)

My mom wore capris.

Can he find a store by himself and buy a few extra pair of pants? He clearly refuses to learn to use a washing machine. He could also dig out his garage sale overalls. He sounds like a 2 year old. He would have done better to leave on his pj bottoms or a robe, since he appears to be home almost all the time anyway.

I remember them as pedal pushers, the girls could wear them and not worry about the bike chain

We watched Pentatonix Christmas special last night. One of the guys had pants about that short. Weird

Grandpa has low-riders.

Better watch it Opal, I think Earl is eyeing those bunny slippers.

I thought she just did the laundry. The day he “killed the spider”

Not recommended here in the Midwest Frozen Tundra with our near-gale warning forecast. Me shivering timbers.

“I’m getting low on pants. —HER pants are getting HIGH on you.”

Nice legs

Mom lil ole mamma has such short legs that she buys Capri pants when she wants regular length pants.

Where’s the flood?

Lol. I’m an average size guy and I couldn’t fit in my little wife’s pants if I had to!!

Earl liked his pantsuit a lot, keep him waiting Opal and you might not get him out of those Capri pants.

Earl must thing the floods are coming.

Now days, some call those are called “shorts”. But I just call them what they are…SHORT PANTS.