does Trump ever pay off all his lawyers? Kinda dangerous position to be in but then he must have lawyers to take on his lawyers. Perhaps they might take some of Melania’s hats and what perfect timing she be newly in the millinery business at $250,000 a pop for a single head piece.
It only lasted a day. Should have located it on K Street in DC. He would’ve made a fortune from all the lawyers and lobbyists who’d have given them out as “gifts”.
I liked reading “Schlock Mercenary” where all of the lawyers were cloned snakes and everybody enjoyed killing them, even their own clients. I never did figure out how they put their neckties on.
Q: “If you were locked in a room with Saddam, the Ayatollah Khomeini and a lawyer, and you had a gun with two bullets in it, who would you shoot?”A: “The lawyer—twice.”While we stood outside the 101 California Street Shooting (July 1, 1993), someone calmly remarked “Does he need an ammo run?”
Huh. A good friend from college is a lawyer who makes a very middling income keeping old people from being evicted from their homes and getting deadbeat dads to meet their responsibilities. So nice to see all the hate.
Actually, if there’s anything left of the “rule of law”, the lawyers will save us. Love Aaron Siri!!! No more “show me your papers” and fight the mandates. Don’t let the technocrats win.
“Legally Blonde,” 1995, comedy combining two stereotypes — dumb blondes and sleazy lawyers. We are making some progress. It is becoming less acceptable to do ‘dumb blonde’ jokes.
Long ago you could buy stickers that covered the heart with the picture of a wood screw, effectively altering the bumper sticker to say, “I screw my whatever.”
There… above the dumpsters… is that one of the George Pal Martian War Machines from the 1953 “War of the Worlds”? Why, yes, The Count does believe it is!
My personal favorite: Did you hear about the terrorists who captured a plane full of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met.
eastern.woods.metal almost 3 years ago
I think hi son is a lawyer
eastern.woods.metal almost 3 years ago
Put a target on the T-shirts and business will pick up
Vilyehm almost 3 years ago
Just add the word DEAD and make a fortune.
marilynnbyerly almost 3 years ago
I don’t know. That Wiley bear in a tee shirt looks pretty dang tempting.
RAGs almost 3 years ago
Remember, only 98% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
The person I know who has ALL the lawyer jokes is my cousin, the (now retired) lawyer.
Do you know why some labs have started using lawyers instead of rats?
…
Because the techs don’t start liking them. And there are some things even a rat won’t do.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 3 years ago
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
Alexander the Good Enough almost 3 years ago
Q: What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A: A rooster clucks defiance…
jessie d. almost 3 years ago
does Trump ever pay off all his lawyers? Kinda dangerous position to be in but then he must have lawyers to take on his lawyers. Perhaps they might take some of Melania’s hats and what perfect timing she be newly in the millinery business at $250,000 a pop for a single head piece.
Isenthor1978 almost 3 years ago
It only lasted a day. Should have located it on K Street in DC. He would’ve made a fortune from all the lawyers and lobbyists who’d have given them out as “gifts”.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This thread will be a good test to see who understood Dick the Butcher’s famous line in Henry VI.
lee85736 almost 3 years ago
I liked reading “Schlock Mercenary” where all of the lawyers were cloned snakes and everybody enjoyed killing them, even their own clients. I never did figure out how they put their neckties on.
Can't Sleep almost 3 years ago
Lawyers – the 21st century version of the Old West’s “hired gun.”
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Lawyers jokes are like bad tires. Too much wear and tear have worn the tires down to the steel belts. But some people just keep on riding on them.
descabro almost 3 years ago
No lawyer I know works that fast.
Kabana_Bhoy almost 3 years ago
Q: “If you were locked in a room with Saddam, the Ayatollah Khomeini and a lawyer, and you had a gun with two bullets in it, who would you shoot?”A: “The lawyer—twice.”While we stood outside the 101 California Street Shooting (July 1, 1993), someone calmly remarked “Does he need an ammo run?”
daveoverpar almost 3 years ago
He should have opened a “Let’s Go Brandon” store. Apparently those are doing great. So, Let’s Go Brandon.
Masterskrain almost 3 years ago
Q: Do you know how many Lawyer jokes there are??
A: 3. All the rest are true stories!Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Prompt: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? GO Stop at the bottom of the page. Do not go to the next question until told to do so.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
How much for a coffee mug?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’ll bet a dime some lawyer sues him for something.
mindjob almost 3 years ago
I hear the dart boards are a big seller
kdandre63 almost 3 years ago
Huh. A good friend from college is a lawyer who makes a very middling income keeping old people from being evicted from their homes and getting deadbeat dads to meet their responsibilities. So nice to see all the hate.
mmacb1 almost 3 years ago
Actually, if there’s anything left of the “rule of law”, the lawyers will save us. Love Aaron Siri!!! No more “show me your papers” and fight the mandates. Don’t let the technocrats win.
Duane Ott almost 3 years ago
How did they get their name—“By law, yers becomes mine.”
ajr58(1) almost 3 years ago
What do you get when you cross a pig and a lawyer? No one knows. There are somethings pigs won’t to do.
What do you call it when a plane load of lawyers crashes,? A good start. What if there are two or three empty seats? A shame.johndifool almost 3 years ago
But the lawyers love you!
At least that is what they imply in all of their TV ads…
GreenT267 almost 3 years ago
“Legally Blonde,” 1995, comedy combining two stereotypes — dumb blondes and sleazy lawyers. We are making some progress. It is becoming less acceptable to do ‘dumb blonde’ jokes.
poppacapsmokeblower almost 3 years ago
Long ago you could buy stickers that covered the heart with the picture of a wood screw, effectively altering the bumper sticker to say, “I screw my whatever.”
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
There… above the dumpsters… is that one of the George Pal Martian War Machines from the 1953 “War of the Worlds”? Why, yes, The Count does believe it is!
sprint almost 3 years ago
Lawyers are the bane of society
nsr60 almost 3 years ago
My personal favorite: Did you hear about the terrorists who captured a plane full of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met.
Redd Panda almost 3 years ago
If the materiel in those tee shirts was nice and soft, you could wash a car with them.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
He is only closing this business so he can start a new one. He had an even better idea: “I Love Realtors” t-shirts. :) :) :)
(Inspired by misreading the sign as “wishful thinking v. realty”)
Need coffee almost 3 years ago
The main wishful thinking was that a new brick-and-mortar specialty shop had a chance vs. the internet.
TurbosDad almost 3 years ago
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a lawyer in a Porsche? For a porcupine, the prick is on the outside…
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
he changes signs every week
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 3 years ago
We need lawyers due to the complexity of the law.
epeters55 almost 3 years ago
What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?A rooster gets up every morning and clucks defiance.
bakana almost 3 years ago
A Smart Business owner would quickly change the Heart to Hate.
He’d make a Fortune selling merchandise with Lawyer & Shark jokes on it.
lee85736 almost 3 years ago
How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thin you slice them. (I think I read this one in the comments last year.)
markmoss1 almost 3 years ago
Lawyers are like pit bulls. Yours are darling dogs and brave defenders of your home. The other guy’s are vicious brutes.