Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 24, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    The purpose of the Universe existing is to make life miserable for a 6 year-old.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Enjoy the puddles and don’t complain.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 2 years ago

    Six year olds don’t get embarrassed by running around outside neked. Mom on the other hand is embarrassed by her kid running around for all to see.And today mom would be having a little talk with CPS

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Gee, I wonder where the universe gets that attitude?

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    legaleagle48  over 2 years ago

    It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature, Calvin!

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Calvin is out there in pouring rain and hail, and Mom doesn’t make him come in??

    So much for mother love!!

    And now she’s got his wet, dirty clothes to wash!!

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    STEPUP  over 2 years ago

    He’ll be running around in the altogether into his middle age. Guaranteed.

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    rentier  over 2 years ago

    Yes, when will You stop it, when will You come and help and intervene!!

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    montylc2001  over 2 years ago

    I wonder…were Zemeckis and Roth inspired by this for the scene in Forest Gump where Lt Dan was doing the same thing on the shrimp boat during the hurricane scene? I never read the book so I don’t know if it was also in the book.

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    He’s right, of course.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    The purpose of the universe is to prove that it doesn’t revolve around you.

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    Baarorso  over 2 years ago

    Calvin, when will you learn that the universe does NOT revolve around you? ;D

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    Perin8   over 2 years ago

    Panel #4 is like fighting COVID-19 by invoking liberty and freedom of choice.

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    GeorgeInAZ  over 2 years ago

    This installment is one of the funniest ever.

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    orinoco womble  over 2 years ago

    And mom will put him in a hot bath so he doesn’t catch a chill!

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    Would have been funnier if Susie walked by while Calvin was naked.

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    Wa-wa-wa-wa  over 2 years ago

    Stop raining; I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?

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    sappha58  over 2 years ago

    “The Universe is listening. It will answer, and It has a >>perverse<< sense of humor.” — Me

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You can’t fault the boy for his spirit!

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    Calvinist1966  over 2 years ago

    One thing I like about today’s reprint is that Calvin starts out assuming that he is a sentient being and the universe isn’t then starts assuming that the universe is a sentient being like himself and trying to outwit it.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago

    ♫♪

    You are a fluke of the universe.

    You have no right to be here.

    And whether you can hear it or not,

    The universe is laughing behind your back.

    ♪♫

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    Purple People Eater  over 2 years ago

    “This is just a little bath”?? Who are you, and what have you done with Calvin?

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 2 years ago

    Nature always reclaims her own. Our “triumphs” over nature are, ultimately, very short lived.

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    rossevrymn  over 2 years ago

    Calvin wouldn’t have survived the latest effects of global warming.

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    gantech  over 2 years ago

    “…tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself! Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens! We shall mock the earthquake! We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Insentient nature wins. Again.

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    Redd Panda  over 2 years ago

    Chance of rain today. Maybe I’ll frolic in the backyard, Au naturel, of course.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    I don’t know where Calvin’s knowledge is more deficient: science or religion.

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    Baucuva  over 2 years ago

    Ow! Ow!

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    Will_Scarlet  over 2 years ago

    “Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow!

    You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout

    Till you have drench’d our steeples, drown’d the cocks!

    You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,

    Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,

    Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,

    Smite flat the thick rotundity o’ the world!

    Crack nature’s moulds, an germens spill at once,

    That make ingrateful man!"

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Lesson well learned. Nature doesn’t care. Adapt or die. …maybe just get hurt a little, but still. It’s all on you.

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    Watterson put more talent and effort into one Sunday strip than a lot of cartoonists put into a year of dailies. …just my opinion

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    wconer  over 2 years ago

    well since Calvin is now around 45 yrs old…

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    BB71  over 2 years ago

    No matter how many tantrums people throw they cannot change the climate.

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    g04922  over 2 years ago

    Too funny….

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 2 years ago

    Never a dull moment when Calvin is around.

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    Dreamcat  over 2 years ago

    Don’t mess with Mother Nature!!!

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    Jogger2  over 2 years ago

    There were news stories about runners or bicyclists caught in hail storms. Their backs were covered with bruises.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    Never try to fight billions of years of precipitation practice.

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    kennnyp  over 2 years ago

    reminds me of captain dan and forest gump out on the shrimp boat during the hurricane… with dan up on the mast cursing the weather gods…..

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    Calvin would be surprised that both he and his universe are created (by the artist).

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    Bruce388  over 2 years ago

    The kid’s got spunk. Lou Grant hated spunk.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    You are a speck of dust on a planet which is less than a speck of dust to the universe. Plan accordingly.

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    goboboyd  over 2 years ago

    If your opponent has the advantage of mass and momentum, FIND SHELTER, and taunt from a protected position.

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    Gandalf  over 2 years ago

    Crane: A man said to the universe:“Sir, I exist!”“However,” replied the universe,“The fact has not created in meA sense of obligation.”

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    shamest Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Oh, I can sort of relate to this. My dad was stationed in Bitburg Germany. We went to a riverside beach park and mom sent me to the food stand for ice cream. Turn out the park was clothing optional. I saw other kids naked and took my swimming shorts off. I came with the Ice cream, and let’s say Mom had a fit. Dad thought it was funny.

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    This just in: Calvin fights the universe. Film at 11

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  over 2 years ago

    Hail yeah!

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    wiley207  over 2 years ago

    This is a funny one! Here’s my audio track for it… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5zsvrKEhLA

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    namelocdet  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of a scene in Forest Gump with Lt. Dan.

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    kab2rb  over 2 years ago

    Sums it up for me, especially for 4 months of Nature.

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    teresamayberry  over 2 years ago

    And to think he spent most of last week defying his mother’s efforts to get him to take a bath!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 2 years ago

    The universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic it can be

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    rgcviper  over 2 years ago

    An abrupt change of mood from Calvin once the hail started. Oops. Guess that’s what can happen when one undresses in public like that …

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    Chris Sherlock  over 2 years ago

    You’re right, Mom…you don’t want to hear it!

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    cheap_day_return  over 2 years ago

    Hmmm… well, I see some parallels here between Calvin jousting with insentient nature and people who believe mankind can actually affect the atmosphere/weather/climate.

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    parkerinthehouse  over 2 years ago

    SOOOO FUNNY HAHAHA

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I am just howling — Oh dear, Oh dear; so funny

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    yimhere  over 2 years ago

    I love the strategically placed foot in the nude running panels! There will be consequences!

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