Six year olds don’t get embarrassed by running around outside neked. Mom on the other hand is embarrassed by her kid running around for all to see.And today mom would be having a little talk with CPS
I wonder…were Zemeckis and Roth inspired by this for the scene in Forest Gump where Lt Dan was doing the same thing on the shrimp boat during the hurricane scene? I never read the book so I don’t know if it was also in the book.
One thing I like about today’s reprint is that Calvin starts out assuming that he is a sentient being and the universe isn’t then starts assuming that the universe is a sentient being like himself and trying to outwit it.
“…tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself! Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens! We shall mock the earthquake! We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!
Oh, I can sort of relate to this. My dad was stationed in Bitburg Germany. We went to a riverside beach park and mom sent me to the food stand for ice cream. Turn out the park was clothing optional. I saw other kids naked and took my swimming shorts off. I came with the Ice cream, and let’s say Mom had a fit. Dad thought it was funny.
Hmmm… well, I see some parallels here between Calvin jousting with insentient nature and people who believe mankind can actually affect the atmosphere/weather/climate.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
The purpose of the Universe existing is to make life miserable for a 6 year-old.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
Enjoy the puddles and don’t complain.
eastern.woods.metal over 2 years ago
Six year olds don’t get embarrassed by running around outside neked. Mom on the other hand is embarrassed by her kid running around for all to see.And today mom would be having a little talk with CPS
codycab over 2 years ago
Gee, I wonder where the universe gets that attitude?
legaleagle48 over 2 years ago
It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature, Calvin!
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Calvin is out there in pouring rain and hail, and Mom doesn’t make him come in??
So much for mother love!!
And now she’s got his wet, dirty clothes to wash!!
STEPUP over 2 years ago
He’ll be running around in the altogether into his middle age. Guaranteed.
rentier over 2 years ago
Yes, when will You stop it, when will You come and help and intervene!!
montylc2001 over 2 years ago
I wonder…were Zemeckis and Roth inspired by this for the scene in Forest Gump where Lt Dan was doing the same thing on the shrimp boat during the hurricane scene? I never read the book so I don’t know if it was also in the book.
Robin Harwood over 2 years ago
He’s right, of course.
Bilan over 2 years ago
The purpose of the universe is to prove that it doesn’t revolve around you.
Baarorso over 2 years ago
Calvin, when will you learn that the universe does NOT revolve around you? ;D
Perin8 over 2 years ago
Panel #4 is like fighting COVID-19 by invoking liberty and freedom of choice.
GeorgeInAZ over 2 years ago
This installment is one of the funniest ever.
orinoco womble over 2 years ago
And mom will put him in a hot bath so he doesn’t catch a chill!
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
Would have been funnier if Susie walked by while Calvin was naked.
Wa-wa-wa-wa over 2 years ago
Stop raining; I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
sappha58 over 2 years ago
“The Universe is listening. It will answer, and It has a >>perverse<< sense of humor.” — Me
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 2 years ago
You can’t fault the boy for his spirit!
Calvinist1966 over 2 years ago
One thing I like about today’s reprint is that Calvin starts out assuming that he is a sentient being and the universe isn’t then starts assuming that the universe is a sentient being like himself and trying to outwit it.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago
♫♪
You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.
♪♫
Purple People Eater over 2 years ago
“This is just a little bath”?? Who are you, and what have you done with Calvin?
YippiKiAyMofo over 2 years ago
Nature always reclaims her own. Our “triumphs” over nature are, ultimately, very short lived.
rossevrymn over 2 years ago
Calvin wouldn’t have survived the latest effects of global warming.
gantech over 2 years ago
“…tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself! Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens! We shall mock the earthquake! We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!
uniquename over 2 years ago
Insentient nature wins. Again.
Redd Panda over 2 years ago
Chance of rain today. Maybe I’ll frolic in the backyard, Au naturel, of course.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
I don’t know where Calvin’s knowledge is more deficient: science or religion.
Baucuva over 2 years ago
Ow! Ow!
Will_Scarlet over 2 years ago
“Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench’d our steeples, drown’d the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o’ the world!
Crack nature’s moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!"
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Lesson well learned. Nature doesn’t care. Adapt or die. …maybe just get hurt a little, but still. It’s all on you.
KEA over 2 years ago
Watterson put more talent and effort into one Sunday strip than a lot of cartoonists put into a year of dailies. …just my opinion
wconer over 2 years ago
well since Calvin is now around 45 yrs old…
BB71 over 2 years ago
No matter how many tantrums people throw they cannot change the climate.
g04922 over 2 years ago
Too funny….
Charlie Fogwhistle over 2 years ago
Never a dull moment when Calvin is around.
Dreamcat over 2 years ago
Don’t mess with Mother Nature!!!
Jogger2 over 2 years ago
There were news stories about runners or bicyclists caught in hail storms. Their backs were covered with bruises.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Never try to fight billions of years of precipitation practice.
kennnyp over 2 years ago
reminds me of captain dan and forest gump out on the shrimp boat during the hurricane… with dan up on the mast cursing the weather gods…..
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
Calvin would be surprised that both he and his universe are created (by the artist).
Bruce388 over 2 years ago
The kid’s got spunk. Lou Grant hated spunk.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 2 years ago
You are a speck of dust on a planet which is less than a speck of dust to the universe. Plan accordingly.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
If your opponent has the advantage of mass and momentum, FIND SHELTER, and taunt from a protected position.
Gandalf over 2 years ago
Crane: A man said to the universe:“Sir, I exist!”“However,” replied the universe,“The fact has not created in meA sense of obligation.”
shamest Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh, I can sort of relate to this. My dad was stationed in Bitburg Germany. We went to a riverside beach park and mom sent me to the food stand for ice cream. Turn out the park was clothing optional. I saw other kids naked and took my swimming shorts off. I came with the Ice cream, and let’s say Mom had a fit. Dad thought it was funny.
mindjob over 2 years ago
This just in: Calvin fights the universe. Film at 11
Boxo croco says happy derby over 2 years ago
Hail yeah!
wiley207 over 2 years ago
This is a funny one! Here’s my audio track for it… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5zsvrKEhLA
namelocdet over 2 years ago
Reminds me of a scene in Forest Gump with Lt. Dan.
kab2rb over 2 years ago
Sums it up for me, especially for 4 months of Nature.
teresamayberry over 2 years ago
And to think he spent most of last week defying his mother’s efforts to get him to take a bath!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 2 years ago
The universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic it can be
rgcviper over 2 years ago
An abrupt change of mood from Calvin once the hail started. Oops. Guess that’s what can happen when one undresses in public like that …
Chris Sherlock over 2 years ago
You’re right, Mom…you don’t want to hear it!
cheap_day_return over 2 years ago
Hmmm… well, I see some parallels here between Calvin jousting with insentient nature and people who believe mankind can actually affect the atmosphere/weather/climate.
parkerinthehouse over 2 years ago
SOOOO FUNNY HAHAHA
pamela welch Premium Member over 2 years ago
I am just howling — Oh dear, Oh dear; so funny
yimhere over 2 years ago
I love the strategically placed foot in the nude running panels! There will be consequences!