Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Some problems are much easier to deal with than others.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now we almost have WWIII. An improvement respect Covid 19 /s.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    W.A. is wrong. With the way we’re handling Covid, it’s going to be around forever, like the flus and the colds.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    The only thing that is going to pass is yesterday’s meals.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Just one damned thing after another. With the accent on the adjective.

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    WaitingMan  over 2 years ago

    All this leading up to the heat death of the universe. Joy.

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    Yakety Sax  over 2 years ago

    “A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.” Charles Darwin

    “Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.” Socrates

    “If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.” Eleanor Roosevelt

    “There are three constants in life… change, choice and principles.” Stephen Covey

    “The purpose of life is a life of purpose.” Robert Byrne

    “If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of.” Bruce Lee

    “We live in a rainbow of chaos.” Paul Cezanne

    “Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” Charlie Chaplin

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    Mark Lowry says his favourite Bible verse is this: “It came to pass…”

    All things shall pass. You got good health? Enjoy it, it’ll pass. Got arthritis in your joints? It’ll pass…either it’ll pass or you will pass!

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    drbee  over 2 years ago

    ’Life’s a beach- and sometimes you get sand in your shorts’.

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    tigger0612 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Life is a lemon and I want my money back”- Meatloaf

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    There is a light at the end of the tunnel . . . and it’s coming right at us.

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    kgs  over 2 years ago

    Life is a swinging door, Don’t let it hit you in the a** on your way out…

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The good news is one day you’ll die, so you have that to look forward to.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Like an old friend said to me “This too will pass, like a kidney stone”!

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    lavender headgear  over 2 years ago

    Just say no. That would have taken care of two of them. Not the one in the middle though.

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    TampaFanatic1  over 2 years ago

    “One thing leads to another”: The Fixx. Great London alt rock/ new wave band in the day!

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    MayCauseBurns  over 2 years ago

    Doctor: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I should have told you yesterday.”

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Life. It a gift they said. It be such fun they said.

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    Flynn White Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “The future ain’t what it used to be” – Yogi Berra

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 2 years ago

    Sh*t happens, but the life goes on…

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    We end a pandemic with a European war. What will happen after the war is over?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago

    As Rosanne Rosanna danna said, “lt’s always something”

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    What good news?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yep, this too shall pass. When we die…….

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    T Smith  over 2 years ago

    In times like these, it’s important to remember that there have always been times like these.

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 2 years ago

    Montezuma’s Revenge: A.K.A. the Amtrak Brandon presidency.

    Amtrak Brandon that’s my name,

    Amtrak Brandon ride my train,

    Amtrak Brandon going to flush your country down the drain,

    Amtrak Brandon!

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 2 years ago

    Hey Pig, pretend you are a liberal: drive around and shoot blindly into traffic; maybe push someone into the path of a subway train; you could abandon your babies at the border. No? Hunter will teach you how to make crack. Try heroin: with all the fentanyl coming across the Southern border, heroin is cheaper than ever.

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    F-Flash  over 2 years ago

    As Joe Black said, “Death & Taxes”. I’ll take taxes for $200.00.

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    pheets  over 2 years ago

    Welcome to Life as we know it.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    Don’t worry. Death solves everything.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  over 2 years ago

    Be kind. Love one another.

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    aerotica69  over 2 years ago

    Everything passes…..right up until the day you also pass.

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    wongo  over 2 years ago

    How is Pig defying gravity?

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    IshkaBibel1  over 2 years ago

    There is always World War 3 looming

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Roseanna Danna Danna, said it years ago….it’s always something….

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    So everything people are panicking about now will go away and then the news cycle will give them something new to panic over.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Life has its problems for everybody but also its joys. Hopefully our next life will only have joys. However, what is life without some type of hardships?…..

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    ajr58(1)  over 2 years ago

    This too shall pass. Like, kidney stones.

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    FassEddie  over 2 years ago

    This too shall pass. Like a kidney stone.

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    gigagrouch  over 2 years ago
    A lady born under a curse

    Used to drive forth each day in a hearse;

    From the back she would wail

    Through a thickness of veil:

    “Things do not get better, but worse.”

    -E. Gorey

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    jtrevor99  over 2 years ago

    Maybe Pig would be better off speaking to the Dumb Ass.

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    Actually Rosanna Dana’s father told her “It’s always something”. Gilda Radner used it as the title of her book, when she leaned she was dying of cancer.

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    Why is it called News when it is the same old stuff over and over again?

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    unfair.de  over 2 years ago

    How many of Putin’s divisions did you encounter, Pig?

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    cupertino jay  over 2 years ago

    ^liked

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    michael3114  over 2 years ago

    His dung pile has reached the clouds.

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    txmystic  over 2 years ago

    All things must pass away

    shoulda been on one of them final Beatles albums…

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I try to remember that along with the problems come solutions. Good things happen also!

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    Quite true, sure as e = mc².

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    What idiot said, “Problems are an opportunity?” Probably a boss.

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    b.john71  over 2 years ago

    Covid is down, so now we’ll focus on gas prices. the “poor” media needs something to terrorize the great unwashed.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.” Matthew 6:34 (KJV)

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    mail2jbl  over 2 years ago

    No sooner does coronavirus fade away than Russia goes to war with Ukraine and gas prices skyrocket.

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    Malcome1  over 2 years ago

    At seventy years old, I can attest to that. Keep seeing hearing, “get back to normal”. This is normal. It’s always one crisis or another.

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    syzygy47  over 2 years ago

    There’s an early 80’s music video from Rainbow, “Can’t Happen Here” (“All that you fear, Can’t happen here) I think they knew the premise was wishful thinking and gaslighting ourselves.

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    At this point, I’d settle for a better class of problems. J. Michael Straczynski on Twitter yesterday: "Pandemic crests into Russia attacking Ukraine…Russia segues into Iran firing ballistic missiles at US-related targets in Iraq….

    Could we have just one weekend where absolutely nothing happens and the Four Horsemen can take the day off, maybe go shopping or something?"

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, now it’s all about DST.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    Quit talking to him. I think ‘wise ass’ with this guy doesn’t refer to intelligence.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.

    The pessimist fears that this is true.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ah, variety is the spice of life! I’m often reminded of the “old Chinese curse”: “May you live in interesting times.”

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Advice from the so-called Wise Ass is not worth the uphill climb, Pig. It’s just everyday observation and a dab of common sense….

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    comics.com  over 2 years ago

    This too will pass… it may pass like a kidney stone, but it too will pass!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The answer is “yes”.

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