Hey Pig, pretend you are a liberal: drive around and shoot blindly into traffic; maybe push someone into the path of a subway train; you could abandon your babies at the border. No? Hunter will teach you how to make crack. Try heroin: with all the fentanyl coming across the Southern border, heroin is cheaper than ever.
Life has its problems for everybody but also its joys. Hopefully our next life will only have joys. However, what is life without some type of hardships?…..
Actually Rosanna Dana’s father told her “It’s always something”. Gilda Radner used it as the title of her book, when she leaned she was dying of cancer.
“Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.” Matthew 6:34 (KJV)
There’s an early 80’s music video from Rainbow, “Can’t Happen Here” (“All that you fear, Can’t happen here) I think they knew the premise was wishful thinking and gaslighting ourselves.
At this point, I’d settle for a better class of problems. J. Michael Straczynski on Twitter yesterday: "Pandemic crests into Russia attacking Ukraine…Russia segues into Iran firing ballistic missiles at US-related targets in Iraq….
Could we have just one weekend where absolutely nothing happens and the Four Horsemen can take the day off, maybe go shopping or something?"
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Some problems are much easier to deal with than others.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now we almost have WWIII. An improvement respect Covid 19 /s.
Bilan over 2 years ago
W.A. is wrong. With the way we’re handling Covid, it’s going to be around forever, like the flus and the colds.
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
The only thing that is going to pass is yesterday’s meals.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Just one damned thing after another. With the accent on the adjective.
WaitingMan over 2 years ago
All this leading up to the heat death of the universe. Joy.
Yakety Sax over 2 years ago
“A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.” Charles Darwin
“Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.” Socrates
“If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.” Eleanor Roosevelt
“There are three constants in life… change, choice and principles.” Stephen Covey
“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.” Robert Byrne
“If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of.” Bruce Lee
“We live in a rainbow of chaos.” Paul Cezanne
“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” Charlie Chaplin
blunebottle over 2 years ago
Mark Lowry says his favourite Bible verse is this: “It came to pass…”
All things shall pass. You got good health? Enjoy it, it’ll pass. Got arthritis in your joints? It’ll pass…either it’ll pass or you will pass!
drbee over 2 years ago
’Life’s a beach- and sometimes you get sand in your shorts’.
tigger0612 Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Life is a lemon and I want my money back”- Meatloaf
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
There is a light at the end of the tunnel . . . and it’s coming right at us.
kgs over 2 years ago
Life is a swinging door, Don’t let it hit you in the a** on your way out…
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago
The good news is one day you’ll die, so you have that to look forward to.
iggyman over 2 years ago
Like an old friend said to me “This too will pass, like a kidney stone”!
lavender headgear over 2 years ago
Just say no. That would have taken care of two of them. Not the one in the middle though.
TampaFanatic1 over 2 years ago
“One thing leads to another”: The Fixx. Great London alt rock/ new wave band in the day!
MayCauseBurns over 2 years ago
Doctor: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I should have told you yesterday.”
Gent over 2 years ago
Life. It a gift they said. It be such fun they said.
Flynn White Premium Member over 2 years ago
“The future ain’t what it used to be” – Yogi Berra
me_the_polish_gull over 2 years ago
Sh*t happens, but the life goes on…
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
We end a pandemic with a European war. What will happen after the war is over?
[Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago
As Rosanne Rosanna danna said, “lt’s always something”
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
What good news?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yep, this too shall pass. When we die…….
T Smith over 2 years ago
In times like these, it’s important to remember that there have always been times like these.
HunterIsACriminal over 2 years ago
Montezuma’s Revenge: A.K.A. the Amtrak Brandon presidency.
Amtrak Brandon that’s my name,
Amtrak Brandon ride my train,
Amtrak Brandon going to flush your country down the drain,
Amtrak Brandon!
HunterIsACriminal over 2 years ago
Hey Pig, pretend you are a liberal: drive around and shoot blindly into traffic; maybe push someone into the path of a subway train; you could abandon your babies at the border. No? Hunter will teach you how to make crack. Try heroin: with all the fentanyl coming across the Southern border, heroin is cheaper than ever.
F-Flash over 2 years ago
As Joe Black said, “Death & Taxes”. I’ll take taxes for $200.00.
pheets over 2 years ago
Welcome to Life as we know it.
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
Don’t worry. Death solves everything.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems over 2 years ago
Be kind. Love one another.
aerotica69 over 2 years ago
Everything passes…..right up until the day you also pass.
wongo over 2 years ago
How is Pig defying gravity?
IshkaBibel1 over 2 years ago
There is always World War 3 looming
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Roseanna Danna Danna, said it years ago….it’s always something….
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
So everything people are panicking about now will go away and then the news cycle will give them something new to panic over.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Life has its problems for everybody but also its joys. Hopefully our next life will only have joys. However, what is life without some type of hardships?…..
ajr58(1) over 2 years ago
This too shall pass. Like, kidney stones.
FassEddie over 2 years ago
This too shall pass. Like a kidney stone.
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
Used to drive forth each day in a hearse;
From the back she would wail
Through a thickness of veil:
“Things do not get better, but worse.”-E. Gorey
jtrevor99 over 2 years ago
Maybe Pig would be better off speaking to the Dumb Ass.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Actually Rosanna Dana’s father told her “It’s always something”. Gilda Radner used it as the title of her book, when she leaned she was dying of cancer.
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
Why is it called News when it is the same old stuff over and over again?
unfair.de over 2 years ago
How many of Putin’s divisions did you encounter, Pig?
cupertino jay over 2 years ago
^liked
michael3114 over 2 years ago
His dung pile has reached the clouds.
txmystic over 2 years ago
All things must pass away …
shoulda been on one of them final Beatles albums…
Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
I try to remember that along with the problems come solutions. Good things happen also!
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
Quite true, sure as e = mc².
zeexenon over 2 years ago
What idiot said, “Problems are an opportunity?” Probably a boss.
b.john71 over 2 years ago
Covid is down, so now we’ll focus on gas prices. the “poor” media needs something to terrorize the great unwashed.
fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.” Matthew 6:34 (KJV)
mail2jbl over 2 years ago
No sooner does coronavirus fade away than Russia goes to war with Ukraine and gas prices skyrocket.
Malcome1 over 2 years ago
At seventy years old, I can attest to that. Keep seeing hearing, “get back to normal”. This is normal. It’s always one crisis or another.
syzygy47 over 2 years ago
There’s an early 80’s music video from Rainbow, “Can’t Happen Here” (“All that you fear, Can’t happen here) I think they knew the premise was wishful thinking and gaslighting ourselves.
thedogesl Premium Member over 2 years ago
At this point, I’d settle for a better class of problems. J. Michael Straczynski on Twitter yesterday: "Pandemic crests into Russia attacking Ukraine…Russia segues into Iran firing ballistic missiles at US-related targets in Iraq….
Could we have just one weekend where absolutely nothing happens and the Four Horsemen can take the day off, maybe go shopping or something?"
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 2 years ago
Yeah, now it’s all about DST.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Quit talking to him. I think ‘wise ass’ with this guy doesn’t refer to intelligence.
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears that this is true.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ah, variety is the spice of life! I’m often reminded of the “old Chinese curse”: “May you live in interesting times.”
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Advice from the so-called Wise Ass is not worth the uphill climb, Pig. It’s just everyday observation and a dab of common sense….
comics.com over 2 years ago
This too will pass… it may pass like a kidney stone, but it too will pass!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
The answer is “yes”.