Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 08, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 2 years ago

    My ego shows me someone who is perfect

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    There is a group for that – it is called Celebrate Recovery

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    If there’s a god(dess) who actually created each and every species, then (s)he’s either very VERY strange… or not very competent. I cite the human appendix, the human sacroiliac and how praying mantises and octopuses have sex.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    God screwed up when it invented religion.

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    wallylm  over 2 years ago

    “I’m looking at the Man in the Mirror…” (Bert should have been Michael)

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 2 years ago

    I always get a good laugh whenever someone goes on about how we’re the pinnacle of doG’s creation/evolution or his/her/its “intelligent design.” Really? Intelligent design? Designing a recreational facility as part of an organic waste disposal system? Puhleeze!

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    HidariMak  over 2 years ago

    I have no gods, but I have no problem with those who do, unless they insist on preaching the gospel of hate and intolerance.

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    Qiset  over 2 years ago

    The ulna nerve is on the wrong side of the elbow. I personally think that is a mistake.

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    in.amongst  over 2 years ago

    I beginning to think that God is an atheist… and had nothing to look up to!

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    Sanspareil  over 2 years ago

    God did exist, with his/her powers all encompassing, he/she decided not to exist, and so it came to pass.

    Lot’s of people who are unaware of this still wrangle over what is the meaning of everything and what is gods purpose etc etc ..ad nauseum!

    So the wars continue and….there you go!

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    Its just me  over 2 years ago

    It doesn’t matter what you believe, so long as it helps you through the dark.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    My mirror underlines that imperfect image every day.

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    mrwiskers  over 2 years ago

    I’ve been watching how Ken Burns portrays the evolution of Benjamin Franklin beliefs on PBS. I learned what a tight religious grip Cotton Mather imposed on the citizens of Boston.

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    dot-the-I  over 2 years ago

    If the trigger of Bert’s revelation is looking in the mirror (or reading daily headlines) and concluding that the reflections are epiphanies of the culpable for all the constant messing up, then I’m a believer.

    (Believing in gods – or not – is quite beside the point.)

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    nicka93  over 2 years ago

    Do good for yourself, and harm none.

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    DHBirr  over 2 years ago

    Somebody’s been reading Oolon Coluphid’s blockbuster philosophical trilogy: Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    Tomorrow’s theme song: ‘Losing My Religion’.

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    silverclaw33  over 2 years ago

    An art installation that wouldn’t last 3 minutes.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    every time i look in the mirror i say, who are you and what did you do with me…?

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.” — Peter O’Toole

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    Free or Not? Premium Member over 2 years ago

    God Made no error. He makes no Errors. Men and women are created in the image and likeness of God. We are given free will to choose right from wrong. If we choose wrong, it is due to our own proclivity to sin, not God’s error. If we give in to temptation to sin, it can often be satan and his demons tempting us to do so and celebrating as he works to claim another soul and keep that soul sperated from God through sin.

    GOOD NEWS! JESUS redeems us from our sins and brings us back to God but it requires repentance and sincere and constant efforts to sin no more. Jesus Conquered Satan and death and is victorious eternally. The only questions are these: Do we join Jesus and How do we do it?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Nonsense. God created us in his image. We just reproduced his work poorly.

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    bbenoit  over 2 years ago

    Most lack the ability to see what the mirror actually reflects.

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    Gen.Flashman  over 2 years ago

    Why did he design man with perhaps the poorest sense of : sight,hearing and smell for all mammals? Man is also slow afoot, can’t fly and barely swim?

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 2 years ago

    GOD gave us free will and look at what we choose to do with it!

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    Budman 2  over 2 years ago

    Every morning !

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    mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Maybe we’re version 1.0, upgrades coming.

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    Redd Panda  over 2 years ago

    Here’s you Fun Fact for Friday, 8 April 2022;

    On this date, in Milan, Italy, 1674, the first pocket was added to Men’s trousers. A tailor, Luigi Fenestrata, had the idea, to make a place for a guy to put his hands, when he had nothing else to do with them. The first pocket was so popular, Luigi added another, opposite the first and then two more in the back. And that is why we celebrate National Pocket Day, today.

    Amaze and amuse your friends by sharing this fun fact, with everyone you meet today.

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    God didn’t mess up. SHE just has a warped sense of humor!

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    Amra Leo  over 2 years ago

    What God desires is in your heart, and your head, and right action…

    (paraphrased from “The Kingdom of Heaven”)

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    ElwoodP  over 2 years ago

    If you don’t see yourself in the mirror, you may be a vampire.

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Bert is the perfect one, it’s everyone else that God messed up…

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    Mediatech  over 2 years ago

    It’s handy to have someone else to blame.

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    I have found the problem, and it is us

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    I am mailing one of those mirrors to Texas,Missouri,and Arkansas.

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    braindead Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yeah, Bert, but you CAN be saved.

    Send your money to a televangelist TODAY!!!

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    Bobbin Dobbins  over 2 years ago

    IN THE BEGINNING … marriage was strictly a civil contract. Then the faithful asked for their deity’s blessing on the union. Soon “blessing” became “permission.” That’s when marriage and religion went off the rails.

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    phoenixnyc  over 2 years ago

    Considering God starts (always use the present tense when discussing fiction) by lying to his firstborn, I’d say he’s the one that screws it up.

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    vtdba  over 2 years ago

    @toma&co. – Good for you, bad for the collection plate.

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    kjnrun  over 2 years ago

    I believe in God with all my heart but I think most of the bible is made up stories or, at least, tremendously embellished to fit a narrative. Am I alone in this thinking?

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    leemorse9777  over 2 years ago

    Religion is for scared people who can’t or won’t deal with reality .

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    bobgreenwade  over 2 years ago

    Too many people believe God messed up. More accurate here would be, “See for yourself an example of God’s best work.”

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    Two groups, one of Western children, the other of Hindu kids, were asked to point to Heaven.

    The Westerners pointed upwards, the Hindus pointed to their hearts.

    Telling, izzn’t it !!

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 2 years ago

    Well, I keep looking but I don’t see God!

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    bike2sac  over 2 years ago

    I don’t care if it rains or freezesLong as I got my plastic JesusRidin’ on the dashboard of my carThrough my trials and tribulationsAnd my travels through the nationWith my plastic Jesus I’ll go farRidin’ down the thoroughfareWith a nose up in the airA wreck may be ahead but he don’t mindTrouble comin’ he don’t seekHe just keeps his eye on meAnd any other thing that lies behindWith my plastic JesusGoodbye and I’ll go farI sit with my plastic JesusSitting on the dashboard of my carWhen I’m in a traffic jamHe don’t care if I say damnI can let all my curses roll‘Cause Jesus plastico doesn’t hear‘Cause he has a plastic earThe man who invented plastic saved my soulWith my plastic JesusI said goodbye and I’ll go farI sit with my plastic JesusSitting on the dashboard of my car, oh yeahAnd if I weave around at nightPolicemen think I’m very tiredThey never find my bottle though they ask‘Cause plastic Jesus shelters meFor his head comes off, you seeHe’s hollow and I use him like a flaskSave me

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    LOL that’s a nice paradox.

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    bakana  over 2 years ago

    That’s why God tried again with Women.

    He’s still thinking about what to do for Number Three.

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    Boffo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Seems we don’t want to take responsibility.

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