Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2022

I hate to see how Pig would respond to someone saying “in the annals of history…”

Don’t forget the seventh planet from the sun.

What’s next, a Penile Code?

Just wait until Pig tricks Goat into saying shih tzu

I sense a rally of puns afoot so waist not the chance to be hip, but only if you have a spine to stick your neck out to be ahead.

“What did you have for lunch under there?”

Pig will want to study abroad.

Boobies! https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blue-footed_Booby_Comparison.jpg

Sometimes the humor in this strip just peters out.

And then there’s Lake Titicaca.

Oooo, naughty, lolol.

Absolutely!

Do you have to do this? … Yes, it’s my duty. … You said …

Let’s move on and talk about Pinocchio and birds.

Where’s Comic Strip Censor when you need him?

Goat went ahead and made Pig laugh.

How about titulate?

It’s definitely 420 here!

Back to Middle School !

Now about Uranus!

Does he have a neighbor named Helen Zaas?

Didn’t know Pig had such a Beavis and Butthead mentality

Stephan is so lazy. One lousy pun and the comments here provide him with another 2 weeks of ideas.

And you wonder why Steph’s wife left him…..

I wonder how he’ll react to a head statue being called a, “bust”.

And don’t forget “Under where?”

An unlicensed surgeon and his staff was arrested for performing illegal derriere lifts. His staff was charged with Aiding and Abutting. (Bah-dum-dum)

I’m from Pennsylvania Anyone here from Vagina. Oh wait ; all of us

ATHIGH!

Well at least Pig didn’t say “bum”.

Ah, juvenile humor, I love it.

Butt butt…..pork butt, bacon, Yum

It’s great to have juvenile humor on 420 day.

Not gonna lie, “abut” would’ve been funnier.

A plaque of Alan Ladd in a gallery exhibit began to oxidize. The newspapers ran the Headline, “Ladd a Rust in the Hall of Shane.”

You’d figure Rat would be here for this.

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How about ‘abutment?’

♬I could hide out under there; I just made you say “underwear”

Why does Goat even bother anyway? Someone else besides him needs to try and explain these things more thoroughly to Pig.

LOL Thank you Pig :D

Titters of laughter from me.

Pastis is “aboob.”

Only if they are next to each other.

Our service representative is Helen Waite. If you need assistance, please go to Helen Waite.

Say, Goat, who’s the first baseman for the St Louis Cardinals?

(Albert Pujols, for those who don’t follow sports. J is pronounced as H in Spanish…)

As a copyeditor and proofreader for the past two decades, I often say that you’re not an experienced proofreader until you’ve corrected at least one occurrence of the word “public” with a missing L.

Sure, go ahead

it’s abut time.

Wait, no one posted about Mike Hunt?

Or did the censor remove it?

He’ll love hearing about the scientific probe planned for Uranus

When my daughter was 1, we started to ween her off of the bottle. Heh, heh. I said “wiener”.

Leave the bad puns to Pastis.

Goat to himself: Why am I still friends with these people?

Pig has the sensibilities of a six-year old. And the innocence….

Stephan already did “abut” for March 5, 2015 if I read the strip properly.

I’m all for abreast, or two

Nobody mention penal servitude!