Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 26, 2022

I think you installed it backwards.

Tim, thanks for not giving us the graphic illustration.

Designed by a McDonald’s consultant.

“I’m a little teapot, short and stout. / Here is my handle, here is my spout. / When you tip me over, tea comes out.”

I’m having the surgery next week.

Just wait until he has to clean the pot.

I actually… don’t… want to know…

Two guesses where the coffee came from, but I know where the cream is coming from.

Mightn’t Cliff be using sound effects to keep the coffee for himself?

Cliff strikes me as more of a beer guy. And the Brits drink it at room temperature. Easier on the piples.

So he makes his own version of kopi luwak.

Cliff: hey Pam want some cream in your coffee? wink wink

Pam proceeds to beat Cliff within an inch of his life

Good call, Brewster, very good call…

Even I don’t need coffee that much.

Knowing both Cliff, and Pam’s love of coffee, he probably did it to impress Pam.

It won’t work, but if so it would be one of his more creative attempts.

He’s working on becoming a candy bar dispenser. He’s beta testing the Baby Ruths.

For some reasons reminds me of substitute coffee in “Blackadder Goes Forth”. Baldrick has to make do in the World War I trenches with what is available. The coffee tastes like mud because it is mud. DON’T ask for cream.

“Mocha?”

“Absolutely NOT!”

Wonder if he can make any like at Starbucks?

I’m sort of curious, but I don’t really want to know where that coffee’s coming out of.

That’s the most work Cliff has ever done, as far as I know.

The sound effects makes it so appealing.

“….shove it back in.”

I’m reading this as I’m drinking my second cup of coffee for the day. Good thing my coffee maker doesn’t look a thing like Cliff.

Now that you have a marketable skill, go out there and urn a living.

Cliff get the award for grossest cyborg ever, even more disgusting than the Borg, whose quest for perfection misses the (star)boat in the area of aesthetics.

It’s not every day Brewster makes such a wise decision.

I so do NOT want to see the spout for the Steamed Milk.

Ewwww!

“Where…?” Nah, man, don’t even go there!