Someone needs to kick Rat’s a$$. The good, happy people keep getting pushed around; time to rise up and take back the world from the crazy and the bad.
No, morning people should come with warnings. They’re the one who are awake enough to give them, so it should be their responsibility. That seems fair to be, but I might just not be awake enough to see the issue with it.
Rat understands that violence is not an answer. It is but a constant question one must ask themselves. However, in Rat’s case, the answer is usually yes.
I have my own early morning warning. “Lemmelone”, translated to “Leave me alone”. My wife and daughter actually had t-shirts made up with a skull and crossbones and “lemmelone” printed underneath. Tee hee
I am not now, nor have I ever been, nor will I ever be, a “morning person.” This is well known to all who know me since I’m in my eighth decade. Yet in spite of this common knowledge, there are those who will wish me a hearty and cheerful “Good Morning!” That is why I do not celebrate birthdays. Instead, I commemorate another annual escape of the gallows.
As a non-morning person, I have come to the conclusion that morning people rule the world. Most of my jobs have entailed my having to get up two to three hours before my body wanted to get up. To make matters worse, I’m an introvert, so having to deal with morning people who are also extroverts, is torture.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Morning people should stay in bed until noon.
C about 2 years ago
Unnecessary chatter is bad for your health
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
I am not a morning person. You have been warned.
Cactus-Pete about 2 years ago
If he’s not a morning person, then why is he up but doing nothing?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago
Rat is still drunk from yesterday night.
pearlsbs about 2 years ago
If God had meant for people to get up with the sunrise, he would have scheduled it for later in the day.
Bilan about 2 years ago
A word to the wise: Never approach somebody, anybody, until they’ve had their first cup of coffee.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
“A blessing given loudly in the morning will be taken as a curse”
B UTTONS about 2 years ago
Rat is a warning by himself.
R – rage; A – atrocious; T – temperament
marilynnbyerly about 2 years ago
I just watched a brief clip of Curly singing “Oh What a Beautiful Morning.” Pig would not be amused.
gbars70 about 2 years ago
Pig, couldn’t you see the little hangover bubbles circling his head?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Good Morning “ is an oxymoron.
Baarorso about 2 years ago
I LOATHE people who get up bright eyed and bushy tailed in the morning!
tudza Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Hey, why does everyone that talks to me carry a TASER?”
Doug K about 2 years ago
Rat is not just a non-morning “person”. You might get a similar response from him to just about anything at any time of the day.
pontiac59 about 2 years ago
Just for saying “howdy-doo” was enough to justify Rat
iggyman about 2 years ago
Have to get up early to get stuff done!
rshive about 2 years ago
Greet each day with a smile …. and somebody will resent you.
Troglodyte about 2 years ago
Unfortunately, many non-morning types are non-warning, too.
Purple People Eater about 2 years ago
I’m with Garfield on this subject – The only thing wrong with mornings is that they come too early in the day.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Wait till non-morning people are fully awake.
Kayak_Brian about 2 years ago
Someone needs to kick Rat’s a$$. The good, happy people keep getting pushed around; time to rise up and take back the world from the crazy and the bad.
kaycstamper about 2 years ago
By now you should know who is and who isn’t!
tripwire45 about 2 years ago
Do not talk to me until I’ve had enough coffee. “Enough” could take hours.
Gent about 2 years ago
Me grumpiest in mornings.
monya_43 about 2 years ago
I don’t mind mornings very much anymore since I retired.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 2 years ago
No, morning people should come with warnings. They’re the one who are awake enough to give them, so it should be their responsibility. That seems fair to be, but I might just not be awake enough to see the issue with it.
Terr Bear Premium Member about 2 years ago
I have a t-shirt featuring It’s Happy Bunny by Jim Benton that says Morning People Cheerfully Slapped :)
Linguist about 2 years ago
We do come with a warning, Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Finished My Coffee!!
LunarRover about 2 years ago
Rat understands that violence is not an answer. It is but a constant question one must ask themselves. However, in Rat’s case, the answer is usually yes.
SheMc about 2 years ago
I had a son who would get up, shower, eat breakfast & be driven to school without a word!!!
SheMc about 2 years ago
I like the saying, will rise but don’t expect me to shine!!!
MollyCat about 2 years ago
Bwahaha
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Oy! I get things done in the morning…if it’s not done by Noon, forgettaboutit!
PaulAbbott2 about 2 years ago
I have my own early morning warning. “Lemmelone”, translated to “Leave me alone”. My wife and daughter actually had t-shirts made up with a skull and crossbones and “lemmelone” printed underneath. Tee hee
Bookworm about 2 years ago
I am not now, nor have I ever been, nor will I ever be, a “morning person.” This is well known to all who know me since I’m in my eighth decade. Yet in spite of this common knowledge, there are those who will wish me a hearty and cheerful “Good Morning!” That is why I do not celebrate birthdays. Instead, I commemorate another annual escape of the gallows.
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
Here’s my warning: Do not talk to me on summer days before 8 AM unless it’s an emergency.
Ren Rodee about 2 years ago
I find 9 o’clock AM is a reasonable compromise.
Lola85 Premium Member about 2 years ago
As a non-morning person, I have come to the conclusion that morning people rule the world. Most of my jobs have entailed my having to get up two to three hours before my body wanted to get up. To make matters worse, I’m an introvert, so having to deal with morning people who are also extroverts, is torture.
dadlivonia about 2 years ago
I know this is no revelation to regulars, but Rat really is an anti-social psychopath – so, fun at a story
pheets about 2 years ago
Agreed.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Keep talking, Pig, and you won’t see daylight!
Buoy about 2 years ago
The problem isn’t that non-morning people don’t come with a warning, it’s that stupid morning people never heed it.
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
I’m a morning person.Three mornings after I get up.
aerotica69 about 2 years ago
We do come with a warning – the cold stare that says “get the F out of my face!”
knight1192a about 2 years ago
You’d think all the times Rat had beat him up in the past for talking in the morning would serve as a warning
unfair.de about 2 years ago
Still a good idea to socially distance yourself. Stay at an arms length or better more than that.
DonCoyote® about 2 years ago
If you can’t beat ’em,……. BLUDGEON ’em.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 2 years ago
You wouldn’t expect to find a non-morning person in the morning.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
The warning label for Rat: ‘DO not talk or make eye contact ever. For best results, remain on the other side of the street.’
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 2 years ago
Um… just how long have you known Rat? And you still need a warning? Sorry, but you earned that beating, fair and square.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
You asked for it, Pig. Here it is: I am a non-morning person! Okay? You have been warned….
The Waffles are my friends almost 2 years ago
Yes, yes we should.
freshmeet2030 almost 2 years ago
I hope Rat didn’t break his coffee cup