My Grandmother always told us “be sweet, play nice.” IF EVERYONE WOULD LISTEN TO MY GRANDMOTHER THERE WOULD BE NO NEED FOR GUNS, LAWS, WARS, OR POLITICS!
Wondering when combat body armor in kid sizes will be on sale. And how in the heck they are going to work in live-fire training into the elementary school schedule…
My son’s backpack lasted him from 6th grade through graduation. Not because we couldn’t afford a new one, because he liked it, and it wore well. I don’t get the need to buy a new one every 12 months.
mcdy01 almost 2 years ago
Comment not needed.
Concretionist almost 2 years ago
Alas. Though keeping a bunch of books in there will help too.
notmoving Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wow.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
“Not such a long time ago, in a school district not so far away … "
A New School Year: A New Hope
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Meanwhile, in the rest of the world outside the US (war zones excluded) kids ad parents don’t have to worry about getting shot.
Uncle Kenny almost 2 years ago
You can actually buy bulletproof backpacks and bulletproof shields to go in backbacks.
Jason Allen almost 2 years ago
Don’t forget to get the “bullet resistant” insert for extra protection.
socalvillaguy Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sad, but true
knutdl almost 2 years ago
Kevlar backpack for kids? Only in USA.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Is that covered by one of the bullet-points on the Back-to-School list?
C almost 2 years ago
Go with the second amendment
Jacob Mattingly almost 2 years ago
I would take any of those.. but sadly that punchline is as savage as it is painfully accurate
Anonamoose Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Who’s the new troll on the block?
danielmkimmel almost 2 years ago
I was going to say, “Cue whining from supporters from the so-called ‘party of life’” but I see they’re already here.
Kroykali almost 2 years ago
Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip (and this one also goes along with the current Caribbeanny vacation arc):
https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/08/19
Prey almost 2 years ago
The newest packs talk to you – guess what they say?
cdillon85 almost 2 years ago
Ouch. Maranatha.
SquidGamerGal almost 2 years ago
Dude! Not funny at all!!
chris_o42 almost 2 years ago
Sad.
e.groves almost 2 years ago
What good do they do? The shootings occur while kids are in class.
sk55 almost 2 years ago
My Grandmother always told us “be sweet, play nice.” IF EVERYONE WOULD LISTEN TO MY GRANDMOTHER THERE WOULD BE NO NEED FOR GUNS, LAWS, WARS, OR POLITICS!
sallyseckman almost 2 years ago
Yikes
i_am_the_jam almost 2 years ago
American Public Schools™, ladies and gentlemen. :P :P :P
cj7ole almost 2 years ago
Harden and lock the doors. It worked to literally stop the plane hijackings after 9/11.
rudypoogamer almost 2 years ago
This is America, don’t catch you slippin’ up.
currysteph Premium Member almost 2 years ago
more things change the more they stay the same….this all started once God was removed from all aspects of our society….you realize that right?
scyphi26 almost 2 years ago
A Return of the Jedi backpack, that hadn’t already been snatched up by collectors?
tripwire45 almost 2 years ago
I read a comic strip yesterday that made the same joke.
IWannaBeLerxst almost 2 years ago
Wondering when combat body armor in kid sizes will be on sale. And how in the heck they are going to work in live-fire training into the elementary school schedule…
MC4802 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mothers Against Greg Abbott, posted another excellent video on this topic:https://www.facebook.com/MomsAGAbbott/videos/3251169331819610/
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
The saddest strip Amend has ever done. Pray for your little ones in school, and make sure safety is a priority there.
cwg almost 2 years ago
Comics like this and the comments it generates is what makes the next one say, “I can do better than the last one.”.
Just keep feeding the hatred folks.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
sad to reach this day
hooglah almost 2 years ago
If parents would teach their kids the difference between right and wrong they wouldn’t need Kevlar. No discipline. No respect. What do you expect?
Charles almost 2 years ago
Jason need not suffer the slings and arrows of discontent.
jsholtzman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Simply not at all funny – just sad
walkingmancomics almost 2 years ago
sad
yangeldf almost 2 years ago
bulletproof backpacks are a thing, we live in a trash world
mail2jbl almost 2 years ago
I had never heard of kevlar before, so I had to look it up. Now I get it…
LHGG SigmaKiller almost 2 years ago
SM64 is best
Josh Rebich almost 2 years ago
If I were Jason, I’d get the “Return of the Jedi” backpack. It’s my favorite Star Wars movie because of Jabba the Hutt.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
A backpack design that’s way out of date would be Mickey Mouse in his Steamboat Willy design.
Miguelito52 almost 2 years ago
Bill Amend: Don’t people read the Sunday Funnies to smile….laugh anymore? All YOU did was release the hounds. And they ALL need a dog park. Why….
JediSQL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Police state conditioning 101.
braindead Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Republican Roulette: When you send your kids to school.
fizzledorp almost 2 years ago
SM64 SM64 SM64 GET SM64
dv1093 almost 2 years ago
My son’s backpack lasted him from 6th grade through graduation. Not because we couldn’t afford a new one, because he liked it, and it wore well. I don’t get the need to buy a new one every 12 months.
Znox11 almost 2 years ago
Yeah, but there is absolutely no correlation between the US’s love affair with guns and the record number of shootings.
edeloriea14 almost 2 years ago
Maybe a backpack at the nearest Dollar Tree or Walgreens would do it.
Bwingblue1 almost 2 years ago
Good choice.
sallyseckman almost 2 years ago
Yikes
mysterysciencefreezer almost 2 years ago
The classics are never out of date.
jimboylan almost 2 years ago
That’s not legal in some places, like the State of New York. It could be considered to be body armor.
lynn.rawls almost 2 years ago
Can this decade get much more sad?
Darkknight55 almost 2 years ago
I don’t know what’s sadder: the fact that kevlar backpacks exists in this universe, or that their may be a need for them in our own.
Super Mario almost 2 years ago
Get the Super Mario 64 one
Quincy devour of worlds over 1 year ago
Jurassic park is not old