B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 19, 2022

They hadn’t invented cow tipping, yet.

Try a sheep next time

Edward Snippy-Hands commits a yak-attack.

Ah the rare prehistoric woolly cow. Their males was woolly bullys.

Watch it now, watch it

Here he comes, here he comesWatch it now, he get ’cha.

Petey told B.C.

About a thing he saw

He had two big horns

And a wooly jaw

Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Wooly bully…Wooly bully…Wooly bully

I guess you can say the expression, when cavemen armed with scissors have a yak attack, it is literally “Hair today, gone tomorrow.”

Mosquito time for the Yak to yak about. No fur means plenty of surface area for mosquitos to attack.

He stole a prank from the Midnight Skulker

He dreamed that he walked into the herd naked.

Shear insanity.

Cavemen got scissors!

Looks like an all-new Gnu!

I don’t remember if BC world invented college fraternities, but this looks like a pledge event, or precursor to tipping cows yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip

I’ve got gnu’s for you, it wasn’t a dream!

Cow snipping?

BC must have a really nice coat by now.

Cow clipping

The “Midnight Cow Snippier”

Ain’t it the truth! Why aren’t there more escalators around?

Should have given it a perm.

… the Yak is now a Gnu, and just like that… the first SuperCuts is born!

Drivel.

An overnight clip joint.

No, you didn’t. But you just keep on being you dude.

Guessing he has not looked in a mirror yet.

I’ve heard of cow tipping, never yak snipping!

Looks like someone is going to have a warm blanket for the winter!

Making a Grog costume for Halloween?

Someone is getting ready for winter….

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

The cow joke before cow tipping came along…

Yakkety-yak, don’t talk back.

Yacking about the news.

No, no, no! It’s “Cow tipping,” not “Yak stripping”! Forgive me if that’s an Oryx.

sound sleeper

Hey, Einstein, did you time-travel scissors back to them? Likely the reason we have anonymous social networking today.

“You ain’t gonna rock and roll no more”

He prefers Yak clipping over cow tipping.

Yak hair pillows are in demand

The one to our right is a journalist who commutes to work without a car. He’s responsible for the gnu’s cycle.

The mischievous barber strikes again.

Hmmm, Yak-scaping!!!