Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 04, 2023

That apple looks an awful lot like an early bitcoin

An Adam’s apple… who would ever guess?

I.P. What?

Apple reimagining it’s origin story. Marvel does it all the time, so why not?

That offer is very tempting.

Is the snake wearing glasses??!!

Adam: I’m not sure…Eve: Oh come on, honey. What could go wrong?

You can’t go wrong with this first share of Apple™️ going public.

everyone knows it wasn’t the snake or the apple that tempted adam….

First we state that women require time and money : Women = Time X Money And as we all know “time is money” Time = Money

Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get: Women = Money X Money Women = (Money)2

And because “money is the root of all evil” we therefore can state: Money = (Evil)1/2 And Since (Money)2 = Women Then (Money)2 = Evil

And we are forced to conclude by substituting “women” for “(money)2” from above that: Women = Evil

It’s Bill and Melinda before they got married, and that’s “Microsoft Bob,” which she helped design and market. That was sure a green apple.

“YOU should grab it.” ..You gotta have some skin (as it were) in the game here Adam…(Next up. “It’s all HER fault…”)

Apple Records didn’t work out so great for the Beatles.

Hmmm… money, beautiful women; money, beautiful women, which too choose… No wonder men die early.

Amazing. That explains “Apple”. Now which tree grows bitcoin berries?

always wait 2-3 months on IPOs they tend to drop in price before they take back off again (assuming they take off again).

SUNglasses

“Follow the money.” The more history I read, the truer this turns out to be.

….but Adam was apprehensive, so Eve, it was, that dove right into the stock market.

A lotta decades back, phone lists included names of a directory, like ‘Pennsylvania 6- 5000’ in the song. When folks asked for our number, Dad would reply Adam 8-1 apple 2. Usually got a pause, then a laugh.

“Eve said to Adam, ‘Get away from that tree – you’ll pick the fruit and they’ll blame it one me.’” (I’ver never known the name of the songwriter who wrote those lines. It may have been Bryan Bowers. I used to hear him sing it, and it has stuck in my head for years.)

He also invented crypto.

If an IPO is available to retail investors, stay away. The successful startups gate keep initial purchases so the important people are sure to get their share.

They risked it because they thought there was be something better than paradise

yes, very common with “snake eyes”

Never trust a snake! Even Kaa……

A pyramid scheme?

Stock Market: one of the greatest capitalist scams of all time

“And you can pay with BitCoin!”

Is that a McIntosh…

This all goes back to the time when Adam and Eve were first around

Some people blame the apple in the tree

But I blame the pear on the ground

When Adam saw Eve’s soft eyes and pretty curls

He yelled—“O Lord!! I’ve got more ribs! Have you got more girls?”

BENNY HILL

And Eve said – “Go on, do it .. go on! Pick the fruit, go on!” and Adam said "No .. you can do it … I’ll leave it up to you. "

What if Adam had eaten a banana?

The snake should have 4-legs, she loses them after.

Of course, the Bible doesn’t say it’s an apple – just a ‘fruit’.