Pickles by Brian Crane for January 12, 2023

IT❜S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME !!!

https://youtu.be/s8MDNFaGfT4

Maybe Earl should have a wish sandwich. “A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat.”

Well, hope the guys here don’t anything Opal made for the ladies’ evening function that calls for refreshments.

Yu be Living High off the Hog, with Egg prices these days.

Joke from 3rd grade: Why can’t you starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there.

Just go to Mickey-Ds.

Just disinterred one of the oldest jokes since fire was discovered.

We keep pancake batter wrapped sausage on a stick around for just such an occasion.

Sorry but Earl as Granpa does not fit the Granpa in the 21st century.

There’s always Uber Eats…

Obviously does not have Uber Eats on speed dial.

Earl must really be tied to Opal’s apron strings if doesn’t know what’s in the fridge!

Order a pizza, Earl!

Special guest appearance by Roscoe in the first panel!

This is where I take a box of dry cereal out of the cabinet.

Roscoe !! how nice : )

He can’t afford to pay for eggs these days.

The prices the way they are eggs,meat are really expensive

Spam, bacon, spam and eggs.

Time for a Man Trip down to the diner.

When you make the mess, clean up after yourself, Earl. Opal will be angry if you don’t.

Just go to McDonald’s……… Kids LOVE McDonald’s.!!!!

But bacon and eggs would involve cooking! Didn’t know Earl could do that.

Bacon and toast sandwiches slathered with butter.

That pretty much leaves a baking soda sandwich? With either chocolate sauce of really old mayo…

It’s one of those days when the fridge is full of leftovers, but nothing looks appealing.

Earl, you’re stalling. Hoping Opal walks in…

That’s why the Good Lord invented Grub Hub.

But a lottery ticket and win some eggs

No food – only ingredients ;)

C’mon, Earl, there’s lots of food in the fridge. Make up your mind.

Um … grocery run anybody?

How about wiping up the phone and calling out for pizza.

Maybe Earl and Nelson should have a “Whatever is left in the fridge” lunch and leave it at that.

Only the lonely………….

This is like one of my old jokes: “If you had brought some ice cream, then we could have cake and ice cream, if you had brought some cake!”

That was old when I was a kid 70 years ago.

Try a jam sandwich. Take two slices of bread and jamb them together.

Read most of the comments…Obviously very few Veteran readers…

On a hung-over Sunday morning in Hong-Kong you would get suggestion even a maggot wouldn’t touch…

7th fleet humor…

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Then clean up the mess. Easier to fix PB&J.

Bacon and eggs. A luxury meal..

Doordash!!

If you can even FIND some, let alone afford them!! Sheesh! Eggs are ridiculous right now!

Mom’s saying from WW2 rationing in N.Ireland: if we had strawberries we could have strawberries and cream, if we had some cream.

EGGS! You’ll need a bank loan first.

There may be some eggs in there, if Earl knows where to look.