Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 21, 2023

How many other orifices are available?

you’re a riot, Calvin

I guess Calvin went on to work for the EU Space agency and came up with this project, https://youtu.be/lEB5L2Djsbc “Space-Based Solar Power project Solaris”. Actually, Calvin would not be that nuts.

Actually, this is pretty indicative that Calvin might actually be a scientist. He’s doing controlled experiments already!

You’re a regular Einstein, Calvin.

If he had 2 chopsticks, would he try to pull his brain out?

I think therefore I shoot milk from my nose.

Famous last words of many young men: Hold my beer—watch this.

I want to know what will happen.

Ruined her appetite. Now, Calvin gets the sandwich.

Gotta experiment. And the flirting goes on….

Susie is SO right!!

After all, male idiocy has f—-ed up this world for over 5000 years.

Milk boarding?

Laughing and sending soda pop squirting through your sinuses is a shocking experience.

For “science.”

You’re not necessarily wrong, Suzy. Idiocy is especially present in the married male mind.

Prepare yourself….this is gonna be messy….

And to think they actually make a machine that does this…

Sounds like a recipe for lots of ear infections.

Calvin will be an endless source of amusement for Suzy after they get married.

More likely eyes via the nasolacrimal duct. Your eardrums block the channels.

SCREAMING FUNNY. Great cartooning. Thanks AGAIN and again Bill.

She’s not too far from wrong…

Like so many boys!

Mix milk with ear wax and you get ‘walk’, which is what Susie does.

Milk and peas are the best.

Many great scientific discoveries started with, “I wonder what would happen if …”

The rest start with “Hmm, that’s strange.”

Years ago I had a friend who was devout Mormon (yeah, I know they don’t like that term) who bragged about the health benefits of coffee enemas.When I pointed out that food is still absorbed in the intestines – and that Mormons don’t partake of caffeine……

It sort of kicked some breakers in his head.

My work there was done.

Not that scenic, Calvin.

Curiosity is more important than knowledge ( Albert Einstein)

I do. Continue, please.

LOL… Calvin is a trip – intentionally grossing out Susie.

I once snorted a live fly up into my nasal cavity using a milkshake straw and then horked it out and spit it across a parking lot. Someone said he flew away but I did not personally see that.

In this situation, MILK is the essence of the male mind.

If you think Susie is grossed out now, wait until Calvin does his experiments with boogers

What would happen?

Some experiments are not as well-conceieved as others.

I’m thinking pneumonia.

Wait till you grow up and find that while drinking beer and laugh.. you may wet yourself. Susie, on the other hand won’t even need to drink

You will drown taking milk into your lungs Calvin but don’t let me stop you. Live and learn, hopefully.

Don’t try this at home. Aspirating milk will not cure a headache no matter what a teenager with a camera tells you.

I must have done childhood wrong

I’m pretty sure you’d drown yourself. Why shouldn’t sure spelt shure??? My fingers shure want to spell it that way.

Perhaps, maybe, possibly, might this be why there aren’t so many women scientists? That women are too sensible?

i remember doing this when i was 6

Susie should be enough of a scientist to know that Calvin is not a typical sample of a male.

“Cough sputter! What was I thinking!?!” LOL

It’s more of a conjecture than a hypothesis although there is a critical experiment available.

I had a scientist girlfriend who would laugh wine out her nose, when she was really amused. I was a comedian; it couldn’t last.

Our breakup was hilarious but messy. :)

One of my all-time favorites!

All joking aside, how many scientific breakthroughs occurred just because someone was being childish and messing around?

Actually, you might drown Calvin.

The problem with girls maturing faster than boys is waiting for the latter to catch up.

I wonder whether Bill married or not. He seem to gauge both the genders impeccably.

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