Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2023

Do you have to go on a diet to accomplish this?

He’s a real Nowhere Man.

he has achieved nothingness!

But then you would hear the things they normally say behind your back.

When you are invisible, people are willing to pass gas in front of you.

I just can’t see that working.

and the artists life just got one character easier.

I didn’t see that coming.

Oh, I see.

Pig is now happy.

Whered he go?

How did Pig manage that?

So when you get run over by a driver who couldn’t see you…

We can see right through you Pig!

But they can hurt what they refuse to see.

Pig become John Cena.

What if he bumps into the Invisible Man!?

Silly donkey- people can’t hurt what they do see. It’s the unknown that terrifies them.

But now Pig can’t self-reflect.

Rat will figure out a way to hurt Pig anyway.

Now Pig is ready to graduate from today’s “Brewster Rockit”!

Poor Pig.

If they can’t see you, they might talk about you like you’re not there…I think that would hurt.

If only wishing made it so.

Rat thought the Wise Asp said “Invincibility” and things played out very well for him.

You’re still solid, Pig.

until you get hit by a car…

That is so true.

O.K. Show of hands … How many of you, as kids, didn’t wish you had a Cloak of Invisibility?

Introverts have more fun!

Magic Eraser works on comics!

I spent twenty years striving to be invisible at the office, and all it took to make that a reality was a pandemic.

It’s the other way around for me. What hurts, is what I can see…

People on the internet frequently hurt those they can’t see.

Dunno if I agree with that Mr. Wiseass. We can’t see the air, but that didn’t stop us from polluting it.

I was expecting Wise A$$ to say something about high school girl’s locker rooms — which would explain why he now spends all his time sitting on a pile of …..

But they can, it’s called social media.

At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without…

Paul Simon: ♪♫ “I am a rock. I am an island. And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.” ♫♪

They should publish every answer this wise guy has given throughout the years and call it “The Wise Guys Answers to Life and Everything.”

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. (Hebrews 11:1)

Have faith in happiness.

How did Pig do that?

How did he pull that off, though? A cloaking device?

I wish I had this ability, always have

However Pig did that he should bottle and sell it

…said the blind man.

Take off that ring, you foolish hobbit.

Tell that to Claude Rains, who wished he’d never tried it.Even dirt between his fingernails would give him away.

And don’t talk about food being visible inside him until it is digested.

Just when you think you’ve heard it all

Oh, to be that fly on the wall

Some 70 million people in the USA alone can hate what they can’t see, even invent things to hate.

“If they can’t see you, they can’t get you!”

“Ah, but they can HEAR you!”

KABOOM!!!

Monty Python’s Flying Circus, “How Not To Be Seen”

Pig might be invisible, but you can smell bacon a mile away. Actually, you can smell a pig even farther away.

I don’t see the joke here.

People bump into you a lot, though.

when I saw that the chat bubble pointed at nothing I laughed myself silly.

I just love the Spanish version of this comic, I can’t understand a word of it.

Especially lean pork.

Meh, it’s overrated.

time to watch the instructional video – “how not to be seen.”

Well there was “Burt” from ‘Soap’ that thought he could snap his fingers and turn invisible.

You can’t see the atmosphere.

The Invisible Pig will be a great movie. But what I wish for is that the Wise A$$ become permanently invisible, defunct, sub-soil….

Even if they hear ya huh? lol