Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 04, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    In addition to being efficient, Calvin also wants other people to give him his space

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    codycab  about 1 year ago

    Why should Calvin face reality? He’s just going to go straight back to his own world.

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    oldpine52  about 1 year ago

    Why eat, you’ll just get hungry again.

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    STEPUP  about 1 year ago

    He won’t make it past the front door!!!

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    enigmamz  about 1 year ago

    Why go outside and play? You’ll just have to come back in to go to sleep.

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    einarbt  about 1 year ago

    Well Hobbes might not like to snuggle next to you if you smell. Though that might be a good thing if Hobbes is hungry.

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    jvo  about 1 year ago

    And it solves the previous night’s blanket problem

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Why should I do dishes? Because I can’t see my kitchen counter.

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    californiamonty  about 1 year ago

    I think you’ll need to run that efficiency plan by your mother, Calvin.

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    eced52  about 1 year ago

    When Mamma dumps your butt in the tub, and starts scrubbing with a wire brush, you will wish you had been more Hygienic.

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    Calvinist1966  about 1 year ago

    Calvin’s high sugar diet is one reason why he needs to brush his teeth. On the other hand, no amount of tooth brushing will make much difference to the damage that sugar does to his teeth.

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    I feel the same way about making my bed.

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    cracker65  about 1 year ago

    Nasty logic

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    A Common 'tator  about 1 year ago

    I haven’t had a bath in almost two years…

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    biznessnunya02  about 1 year ago

    Calvin on his way to becoming PigPen

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    BigDaveGlass  about 1 year ago

    Wait till the smell and the itchy skin get to you……

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    Gandalf  about 1 year ago

    Calvin is channeling Pigpen…

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Interesting logic, Calvin; but I don’t think the others in your household are going to agree!

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    SquidGamerGal  about 1 year ago

    Cue Calvin’s mom barricading the bathroom door, warning him that the only way he’s leaving is when he’s squeaky clean!

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    sallyseckman  about 1 year ago

    It’s called maintenance

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    locake  about 1 year ago

    Even his tiger won’t attack him when he is this smelly and gross. No one will get near him.

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    dflak  about 1 year ago

    This is me on a Saturday. I know I have chores to do, so I get up, put on my “grubbies” and don’t take my shower until the evening so I am not turned away at the dinner table.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Gave a med tech the snickers. She said, ’It’s raining today.’ I said, ’It’s my fault.’ She said, ‘Why?’ Reply, ‘It isn’t Saturday but I took a bath anyway.’

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    That logic never worked with my parents either.

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    yangeldf  about 1 year ago

    why should you eat? You’ll only get hungry again, or drink? You’ll only get thirsty again.

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    Michael Helwig  about 1 year ago

    Why should he pee? His bladder will just fill up again.

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    Calvin, you’ll start brushing your teeth when the dentist has to extract a tooth…

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Somewhere there’s a cardboard box in an alley with Calvin’s name on it.

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    g04922  about 1 year ago

    LOL… I can see living off the grid in Calvin’s future…

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    David_J Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The struggle is real.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Much like wiping your butt when you have diarrhea

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    dsom8  about 1 year ago

    Why should I eat? I’m just going to get hungry again.

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    Spence12 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Channeling Pigpen? He’s channeling me!

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    old_geek  about 1 year ago

    I tried this reasoning with my mother regarding making my bed.

    Didn’t work…

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    MichiganMitten  about 1 year ago

    Future engineer?

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    If I didn’t scratch myself when trying to sleep at night, I wouldn’t bathe either

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Pig Pen at least brushed his teeth.

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    sobrown51  about 1 year ago

    Might as well not eat either. Just gonna get hungry again.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle had a story about that: “The Radish Cure.”

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    jdsven  about 1 year ago

    Incidentally, this could also be the backstory for Pig-Pen from Peanuts.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    Why should Calvin worry about smelling? Everybody avoids him already.

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    anomaly  about 1 year ago

    I hope he’d also rather be alone.

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    Ukko wilko  about 1 year ago

    Good. Then you can sleep in the garage.

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    markkahler52  about 1 year ago

    There goes that “Character Building” stuff, again!!

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    hagarthehorrible  about 1 year ago

    You would learn the nuisances of hygiene when you start longing for the company of others, rather than parents and that feline. Few more years down the line before the teenage hormones kick in, Calvin. You don’t chase girls with that attitude, I guess.

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    Notaspy  about 1 year ago

    Where’s the new comic?

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    orinoco womble  about 1 year ago

    No new comic for Saturday 5/11?

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    BigDaveGlass  about 1 year ago

    Looks like Guy Fawkes has blown up the page updater…….

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    Hello Everyone  about 1 year ago

    Where’s Sunday’s strip?

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    M2MM  about 1 year ago

    He looks like Pig-Pen from the Peanuts strip. :D

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    phredturner  about 1 year ago

    repeating saturday ..wtf

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    danielmkimmel  about 1 year ago

    This is the second “classics” strip I follow this has happened to and I’ve seen reports of a third.

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    allangary  about 1 year ago

    On “Peanuts Begins,” GC hasn’t run a Sunday strip since the beginning of 2023. But they are not repeating a strip to stay in sync with the calendar. Instead, they are moving out-of-date by one day every 6. As a result, today’s Peanuts Begins is from December 30, 1955.

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    deepstblu  about 1 year ago

    I’d rather see a Sunday comic when I click C&H on a Sunday morning.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The Count thinks the cartoonist forgot to set his clock back an hour and the same comic from yesterday appeared.

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    locake  about 1 year ago

    Stone Soup has been stuck on Oct. 31 all week. Someone said it will be that way until January. They are already reruns, but it would be nice to see different reruns. Maybe it is just the comics that have reruns.

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    The-Great-Gildersleeve  about 1 year ago

    I don’t like most of the Sunday comics anyway. Too many oafish dinosaurs and aliens, and they are in color……eww!

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    tremaine53  about 1 year ago

    No new strip today, eh?

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    rentier  about 1 year ago

    I seek the new strip today!!

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    Something tells me that Calvin is neither efficient nor hygienic.

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    Flatworm  about 1 year ago

    Where’s Sunday’s strip???

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    wiley207  about 1 year ago

    Calvin does have a point. But you don’t want to get TOO dirty, and if you don’t brush your teeth it could eventually destroy them.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    It’s Sunday! It’s Sunday! Where’s the Sunday…

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    eb110americana  about 1 year ago

    Well, we can’t really blame Bill Watterson for today’s strip being late, considering they’re all reruns from decades ago.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Calvin ponders the complexities of life.

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    californiamonty  about 1 year ago

    Speaking of efficiency, it’s now November 6, 2023. Why is the latest strip for the 4th?

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    baraktorvan  about 1 year ago

    My husband asks me why I make the bed when we are just going to mess it up again. I looked at him like he was nuts. “Who is going to know the bed isn’t made? Not like we have people in it. Just close the door to it sweetie.”

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