The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for August 28, 2023

You didn’t do anything significant if no one was offended

Well, now I’m offended.

And hasn’t been torn down yet.

As long as he had no connection to the Confederacy or slavery, his statue will probably be left standing.

Even Jesus offended people. I’ll give him the clean past part though.

Why don’t they put the statues they pull down in some museum?

’cept PETA…

Yeah, that offends me now.

Meh, statues are overrated. I could happily live in a world without a single one.

I’m kind of offended by (or at least skeptical of) the claim made on this statue’s inscription.

And yet the pigeons don’t care.

That person doesn’t and never has, existed.

Even the birds respect him…

But that makes those who have achieved less feel diminished, so the statue will be removed and destroyed, and a lengthily apology will be distributed. Government grants will be awarded for classes and picnics to heal the emotional wounds and build up the morale of those less fortunate. (As long as the picnics include ice cream, I’m in. )

One never knows what lurks in one’s closet…

Tear it down, it’s obviously RACIST.

Social Justice warriors will still want it torn down for positing that he is better than everyone else and it hurts their feelings…

If the horse is posed with one front leg up, it means the rider was wounded in battle or died of battle wounds. So someone was offended

Statue of Henry J Anonymous.

The birds won’t even poop on him! :)

Birds will be relieved……literally.

In other words, he led a very boring life.

That’s impossible at this time. That canl only happen to the youth of this Generation who are just PERRRRRRRRRRFECT…..

But…what was “his” skin color? These days being white is offensive to certain people.

Freaking woke PC freaks.

Tear it down! It’s making me look bad!!

He was so slick not even the birds ever sh¡t on him.

Give it time – Eventually the easily offended will find a reason to cancel him.

That’ll be the day.