Pickles by Brian Crane for October 15, 2023

She’s a nasty piece of work

Earl is more kitty-whipped than I thought!

Is Opal slowing down due to old age? Does she have trouble keeping up with Earl?

I thought she was making it for Doctor Who.

I always thought that kind of clothing was called a muffler. In fact my big sister once gave me one she got at Midas (“Where ELSE would you get a muffler?”)

Treating him like a dog Is why hes pooping all over the house and blaming him on Roscoe

Because nothing says “We have a great marriage” like using a knitted leash. Oh, wait, it doesn’t say that at all.

Why he puts up with that harridan is a mystery!

I’m loving the extra mini storyline of Muffin and the ball of yarn!

Cruel but fair.

I would say Opal is like Cesar Millan, the “Dog Whisperer.” Except Earl isn’t a dog, and she ain’t whispering.

How humiliating.

Head ‘em up, move ‘em out, rawhide!

So, not a scarf but a leash…

Next stop obedience school?!

But… pink?

Now she can walk Earl while he walks Roscoe.

It needs one more loop around the throat.

Ah, an Earl leash…

I could use a scarf like that myself, come to think of it.

LOL!!!

A (another) reason not to like scarves.

Opal reins (reigns) for sure in this household.

Good one!

“RIDE HERD”..? (not familiar with THAT one)

Who’s a good boy?

She’s wrangled an old fogey dogie,

She’s drivin’ him outside this fall,

She’s out with her old fogey dogie,

‘Cause they tore down her neighborhood mall.

She’s kinky. I wonder what she uses to tie Earl up

Total failure as a “comic”. Nothing entertaining in this one at all.

Let him go Opal. Just let him gooooooooo.

If Earl can’t, I’ll tie his Hangman’s Knot.

Tom Baker’s scarf (Dr. WHO)

Humans should be leashed to a body harness. He’s no good to you with a broken neck.

Not funny in my opinion, try it the other way round and see how people respond.

Heel get over it.

so that’s where the 4th doctor cot them from.

What the woman doesn’t have enough sense to realize is that degrading her husband implicitly degrades her as well.

Nope. Don’t like this one.

Looks like it’s gonna be a looong coooold winter!

give her radiator fluid for juice. divorce that psycho d#tch.

Just look at all the things she has to do to keep him from running out in the middle of the road!!

I always thought they were a rather close-knit family.

I thought it was a sweater for an anaconda

leash as scarfs for adults. :}

Oh, Hel no….THat’s terrible. She’s getting to be like June Drabble.

And here I thought she was making it for Tom Baker.

There’s nothing funny about Opal, she’s a mean-spirited old battleaxe. If Earl did that people would call it abuse… it still is