So it seems Alex’s still alive? I know she’s just a comic character and normally find it ridiculous when someone else obsesses about things like that … but last week’s strip got me
Next game probably will be protested more heavily since the spread should be greater; considering the number of players jailed, on probation, suspended and given lifetime expulsions.
Plus the Head Coach of the Orange Clowns seems to be mentally deteriorating more every day. Now he wants to throw out the rule book and rewrite it so he can never lose.
Name us a king who shall live forever-a peanut king, a potato king,a gasket king, a brass-tack king,a wall-paper king with a wall-paper crown and a wall-paper queen with wall-paper jewels.
Name us a kingso keen, so fast, so hard, he shall last forever-and all the yes-men square shooters telling the king, “Okay Boss, you shall last forever! and then some!” telling it to the onion king, a pecan king, a zipper king or a chewing gum king, any consolidated, amalgamated syndicate king-listening to the yes-men telling him he shall live forever, he is so keen, so fast, so hard, an okay Boss who shall never bite the dust, never go down and be a sandwich for the worms like us—the customers, like us—the customers.
I’ve never been happier to be a Conservative Canadian (well, I’ll be happier when Justin loses an election); but to be a conservative in America today is to ally yourself with election deniers, Jewish space lazers, Deep State paranoia, etc.
BD’s suggestion does have precedent. The Florida-Florida State rivalry resembled that during its Steve Spurrier-Bobby Bowden heyday. As much as I favor one team over the other, fans on both sides of the 50-yard line sounded about that bad.
74,000,000 you should give up football and sports in general as a cornerstone of your life, if you can’t accept the message being presented here………………………………I hear Paramount has some new material to watch.
I saw an article discussing Melania and Trump’s marriage. She has apparently renegotiated their marriage contract so that she does not have to show up at campaign rally’s and that provisions have been made for her to continue to get paid even if/when Trump goes to jail. They deserve each other, talk about two completely self centered people.
Republicans do not care about laws. Republicans do not care about governance. Republicans do not care about America. All they care about is getting power, so that they can force the rest of us to live how they say we ought.
What is worrisome, concerning, is that there still are a significant number of Americans giving this P01135809 ‘person’ the benefit of a doubt – after all we all have witnessed?
Sadly, here’s this strip from 41 years ago. It came out during the Israeli invasion of Lebanon, and just before the Israeli-abetted massacre at the Sabra and Shatila refugee camps.
It’s always nice to see him back doing what he loves. The happiest period of BD’s life was before 9/11 when he was coaching at Walden the first time. He engaged in shenanigans back then and loved doing it.
Ray is almost unrecognizable, and his hair looks absolutely horrible. If you’re only working on one strip per week, Trudeau, you can take the time to keep your characters on-model.
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
There’s still a chance BD’s team will end up better than 1–61 (over 6 seasons).
As for what he can lose: BD could be suspended by the conference his team belongs to (see Jim Harbaugh).
Flashaaway 11 months ago
Republican playbooks have all the cheats between their pages not to mention illegal payments and game rigging.
eolan59 11 months ago
I think this is close to what Michigan will do about its cheating scandal.
claus.rogge 11 months ago
So it seems Alex’s still alive? I know she’s just a comic character and normally find it ridiculous when someone else obsesses about things like that … but last week’s strip got me
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] 11 months ago
Trumpberville?
admiree2 11 months ago
Next game probably will be protested more heavily since the spread should be greater; considering the number of players jailed, on probation, suspended and given lifetime expulsions.
Plus the Head Coach of the Orange Clowns seems to be mentally deteriorating more every day. Now he wants to throw out the rule book and rewrite it so he can never lose.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 11 months ago
The world, if it worked by Cheato’s rules.
braindead Premium Member 11 months ago
Will Republicans understand this cartoon?
They’re not so good with stuff like allegories.
comic4matt 11 months ago
Don’t do it or the other coach will try to have you, your friends and family in jail if you don’t let him cheat, i mean, win.
john.trevelyan 11 months ago
Hoping this is good news for Alex….
Georgia voter 11 months ago
So, why is B. D. not wearing the orange jumpsuit? Oh, right, not convicted….
snsurone76 11 months ago
Hasn’t BD learned ANYTHING from life?? He’s becoming more Trumpian all the time!! Have to wonder why Boopsie still stays with him.
comixbomix 11 months ago
The Game Plan
mrwiskers 11 months ago
Snapshot of what it will be like if we get a Trump-like presidency.
Al Fresco, the Librarian 11 months ago
Clever parody but why are they wearing blue? Perhaps an omen?
mrwiskers 11 months ago
NAME US A KING by Carl Sandburg
Name us a king who shall live forever-a peanut king, a potato king,a gasket king, a brass-tack king,a wall-paper king with a wall-paper crown and a wall-paper queen with wall-paper jewels.
Name us a kingso keen, so fast, so hard, he shall last forever-and all the yes-men square shooters telling the king, “Okay Boss, you shall last forever! and then some!” telling it to the onion king, a pecan king, a zipper king or a chewing gum king, any consolidated, amalgamated syndicate king-listening to the yes-men telling him he shall live forever, he is so keen, so fast, so hard, an okay Boss who shall never bite the dust, never go down and be a sandwich for the worms like us—the customers, like us—the customers.
lalapalooza Premium Member 11 months ago
Ahhh Boopsie, always the voice of reason lol
For a Just and Peaceful World 11 months ago
Very trumpesque.
gantech 11 months ago
Be afraid…be very afraid…
Geophyzz 11 months ago
I’ve never been happier to be a Conservative Canadian (well, I’ll be happier when Justin loses an election); but to be a conservative in America today is to ally yourself with election deniers, Jewish space lazers, Deep State paranoia, etc.
aerotica69 11 months ago
Oh please! Not before I’ve had my third cup of coffee!
smithsilverstrea 11 months ago
Republicans are losing because their circular logic is making them shove their heads up their a$$.
angmgre2 11 months ago
BD’s suggestion does have precedent. The Florida-Florida State rivalry resembled that during its Steve Spurrier-Bobby Bowden heyday. As much as I favor one team over the other, fans on both sides of the 50-yard line sounded about that bad.
rossevrymn 11 months ago
74,000,000 you should give up football and sports in general as a cornerstone of your life, if you can’t accept the message being presented here………………………………I hear Paramount has some new material to watch.
Bob Blumenfeld 11 months ago
I thought it was 0 and 41 or something like that.
Dancing Fox Premium Member 11 months ago
Perfect!
gigagrouch 11 months ago
Brilliant!
Say What? Premium Member 11 months ago
Cowboys’s fans after last week’s game against the Eagles.
Bruce1253 11 months ago
I saw an article discussing Melania and Trump’s marriage. She has apparently renegotiated their marriage contract so that she does not have to show up at campaign rally’s and that provisions have been made for her to continue to get paid even if/when Trump goes to jail. They deserve each other, talk about two completely self centered people.
Redd Panda 11 months ago
Patriots could try this. And why are their tickets still so $$$?
Ticket prices should reflect the team performance.
A lot of people say that, they really do.
SavannahJim Premium Member 11 months ago
That all seemed so familiar… oh, sorry… the deep-sea diver in my bowl did something for a second there. What were you saying again, Garry?
ncorgbl 11 months ago
Why do conservatives long to be lied to?
The Wolf In Your Midst 11 months ago
Republicans do not care about laws. Republicans do not care about governance. Republicans do not care about America. All they care about is getting power, so that they can force the rest of us to live how they say we ought.
ShadowMaster 11 months ago
I dunno, have you seen some of the calls the refs have been making favoring certain teams that shall remain nameless but one rhymes with Briefs?
Ermine Notyours 11 months ago
Walden at least got 3 points, as the same as the Seahawks last week.
cudell Premium Member 11 months ago
What whining sounds like and what winning never does sound like
Flossie Mud Duck 11 months ago
Har har har
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Brilliant. Be a sport. Concede the last election (and the next one).
vwmdabbler75 11 months ago
What is worrisome, concerning, is that there still are a significant number of Americans giving this P01135809 ‘person’ the benefit of a doubt – after all we all have witnessed?
cherns Premium Member 11 months ago
Sadly, here’s this strip from 41 years ago. It came out during the Israeli invasion of Lebanon, and just before the Israeli-abetted massacre at the Sabra and Shatila refugee camps.
https://www.gocomics.Com/doonesbury/1982/08/26
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 11 months ago
I wonder who would do something as idiotic and Trump-like as that???
sperry532 11 months ago
Most concise and apt analogy of the situation yet.
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
It sounds funnier when you compress it into eight panels.
Buckaroobanzai 11 months ago
sadly i think butt-trumpet will pull a taft
kaylasdad99 11 months ago
Problem is, this is “Doonesbury.” This little parable needs to be snuck into “Mallard Filmore.”
AMF 11 months ago
It’s always nice to see him back doing what he loves. The happiest period of BD’s life was before 9/11 when he was coaching at Walden the first time. He engaged in shenanigans back then and loved doing it.
Liam Astle Premium Member 11 months ago
TDS
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
The New York Giants are seriously considering this strategy
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
Orangehead lost BD when he said veterans were losers
ckeller 11 months ago
Ray is almost unrecognizable, and his hair looks absolutely horrible. If you’re only working on one strip per week, Trudeau, you can take the time to keep your characters on-model.
Withan 10 months ago
Don’t think this analogy will play good with Saints fans, bud.