Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 16, 2023

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    fretlessman71  about 1 year ago

    Arthur Carlson’s revenge!

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Those guys are going to take over the world someday. Then we’re doomed.

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    kingdiamond69  about 1 year ago

    At least that’s what Less Nessman told us?

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    Wilde Bill  about 1 year ago

    The gag that keeps on giving.

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    enigmamz  about 1 year ago

    As God as my witness….

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Well at least it ain’t the pigs flying.

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    Hello Everyone  about 1 year ago

    I don’t really get it. Now, if this were somehow a political cartoon then I might understand. Probably not, but I’d have some inkling.

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    Ubintold  about 1 year ago

    What about pigs?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    With enough thrust, anything can fly.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 1 year ago

    Mr. Carlson thought they could.

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    Turkeys are very intelligent birds. At least the wild ones are.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    WKRP – Thanksgiving Twilight Zone episode.

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    Yet another reason why you don’t want to mess with an angry turkey.

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    dflak  about 1 year ago

    Any turkey can fly. I did.

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    philwinn  about 1 year ago

    funny

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Chickens in choppers.

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    and they can also fire stuff at them too. :j

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    wongo  about 1 year ago

    Is that a Cessna 172?

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    bobbyferrel  about 1 year ago

    “Turkeys got planes!” (Off The Mark). “Clams got legs!” (BC). “We got problems!” (US Electorate).

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    byword84646  about 1 year ago

    YouTube shows episodes of WKRP.

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    Fantom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”

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    [Unnamed Reader - b6b8d2]  about 1 year ago

    Wild turkeys CAN fly!

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 year ago

    If you’ve ever crossed paths with a turkey, they can be downright mean!

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    When this happen it’s time to put down the bottle of wild turkey.

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    rmfrye Premium Member about 1 year ago

    We had a turkey fly into our hangar, impact on the far wall, shake off the effect of the impact, and fly back out.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    They’re trying to get out of farm’s way.

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    JLChi  about 1 year ago

    LOL !!

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    Skeptical Meg  about 1 year ago

    I never believe anything “they” say.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Turkeys can fly and can fly up into trees. It’s not a graceful thing to watch. They are not balanced well for it, in my opinion. Mostly when I see them they are walking around and trashing my lawn digging around for food. I still like to watch them. I don’t see the lady turkeys very often.

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    pchemcat  about 1 year ago

    Wild turkeys fly just fine. I would think the ones that don’t are the white, farmed birds that are bred to have large breasts.

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    namelocdet  about 1 year ago

    As God as my witness…I thought Turkeys could fly.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Turkeys fly just fine. They nest in trees. But it takes less energy for them to walk on the ground. Startle them, and they’ll definitely take flight.

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