Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 16, 2023

Arthur Carlson’s revenge!

Those guys are going to take over the world someday. Then we’re doomed.

At least that’s what Less Nessman told us?

The gag that keeps on giving.

As God as my witness….

Well at least it ain’t the pigs flying.

I don’t really get it. Now, if this were somehow a political cartoon then I might understand. Probably not, but I’d have some inkling.

What about pigs?

Mr. Carlson thought they could.

Turkeys are very intelligent birds. At least the wild ones are.

WKRP – Thanksgiving Twilight Zone episode.

Yet another reason why you don’t want to mess with an angry turkey.

Any turkey can fly. I did.

funny

Chickens in choppers.

and they can also fire stuff at them too. :j

Is that a Cessna 172?

“Turkeys got planes!” (Off The Mark). “Clams got legs!” (BC). “We got problems!” (US Electorate).

YouTube shows episodes of WKRP.

“The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”

Wild turkeys CAN fly!

If you’ve ever crossed paths with a turkey, they can be downright mean!

When this happen it’s time to put down the bottle of wild turkey.

We had a turkey fly into our hangar, impact on the far wall, shake off the effect of the impact, and fly back out.

They’re trying to get out of farm’s way.

LOL !!

I never believe anything “they” say.

Turkeys can fly and can fly up into trees. It’s not a graceful thing to watch. They are not balanced well for it, in my opinion. Mostly when I see them they are walking around and trashing my lawn digging around for food. I still like to watch them. I don’t see the lady turkeys very often.

Wild turkeys fly just fine. I would think the ones that don’t are the white, farmed birds that are bred to have large breasts.

As God as my witness…I thought Turkeys could fly.

Turkeys fly just fine. They nest in trees. But it takes less energy for them to walk on the ground. Startle them, and they’ll definitely take flight.