Turkeys can fly and can fly up into trees. It’s not a graceful thing to watch. They are not balanced well for it, in my opinion. Mostly when I see them they are walking around and trashing my lawn digging around for food. I still like to watch them. I don’t see the lady turkeys very often.
fretlessman71 about 1 year ago
Arthur Carlson’s revenge!
angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago
Those guys are going to take over the world someday. Then we’re doomed.
kingdiamond69 about 1 year ago
At least that’s what Less Nessman told us?
Wilde Bill about 1 year ago
The gag that keeps on giving.
enigmamz about 1 year ago
As God as my witness….
Gent about 1 year ago
Well at least it ain’t the pigs flying.
Hello Everyone about 1 year ago
I don’t really get it. Now, if this were somehow a political cartoon then I might understand. Probably not, but I’d have some inkling.
Ubintold about 1 year ago
What about pigs?
mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 year ago
With enough thrust, anything can fly.
MichaelAxelFleming about 1 year ago
Mr. Carlson thought they could.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Turkeys are very intelligent birds. At least the wild ones are.
Doug K about 1 year ago
WKRP – Thanksgiving Twilight Zone episode.
uniquename about 1 year ago
Yet another reason why you don’t want to mess with an angry turkey.
dflak about 1 year ago
Any turkey can fly. I did.
philwinn about 1 year ago
funny
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
Chickens in choppers.
Chris about 1 year ago
and they can also fire stuff at them too. :j
wongo about 1 year ago
Is that a Cessna 172?
bobbyferrel about 1 year ago
“Turkeys got planes!” (Off The Mark). “Clams got legs!” (BC). “We got problems!” (US Electorate).
byword84646 about 1 year ago
YouTube shows episodes of WKRP.
Fantom Premium Member about 1 year ago
“The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”
[Unnamed Reader - b6b8d2] about 1 year ago
Wild turkeys CAN fly!
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
If you’ve ever crossed paths with a turkey, they can be downright mean!
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
When this happen it’s time to put down the bottle of wild turkey.
rmfrye Premium Member about 1 year ago
We had a turkey fly into our hangar, impact on the far wall, shake off the effect of the impact, and fly back out.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
They’re trying to get out of farm’s way.
JLChi about 1 year ago
LOL !!
Skeptical Meg about 1 year ago
I never believe anything “they” say.
Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago
Turkeys can fly and can fly up into trees. It’s not a graceful thing to watch. They are not balanced well for it, in my opinion. Mostly when I see them they are walking around and trashing my lawn digging around for food. I still like to watch them. I don’t see the lady turkeys very often.
pchemcat about 1 year ago
Wild turkeys fly just fine. I would think the ones that don’t are the white, farmed birds that are bred to have large breasts.
namelocdet about 1 year ago
As God as my witness…I thought Turkeys could fly.
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 1 year ago
Turkeys fly just fine. They nest in trees. But it takes less energy for them to walk on the ground. Startle them, and they’ll definitely take flight.