Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2024

Good news or bad news, the lemming are going for a swim.

Especially ones who’d been brainwashed by Disney.

Stephan has identified those who are terrified by climate change.

If by lemmings, Stephan means the general population fed propaganda by mainstream media, he has hit the nail on the head.

At least #2 enjoyed its jump!

Lemmings don’t actually act like that. But of course this isn’t the real world either. I mean who believes that a wise αss would live on top of a mountain??

Nearby: Frog sitting in a hot tub…

Climate change. As fake news as lemmings jumping off a cliff.

Record cold all over Europe. Snow on the mountains in Hawaii. Arctic blasts in North America. But yeah, here’s tens of trillions of climate taxes. “Trust the (paid off) experts,” right?

We haven’t seen the lemmings in the strip for a while. It would be nice if Pastis would bring back some of the other old characters.

That’s the problem with lemmings – they jump to a conclusion! :D

Can you imagine Kerry, the Bidens, the Obamas, . with their million dollar mansions scattered about the country, paid for of course by us peasants, living under the drastic regulations they are proposing to eliminate “climate change”. Neither can I.

Liberal Democrats and not just recited to climate change.

I thought they would organize and get billions of dollars from congress.

That’s “lemmings?” What a relief! I’ve been worried for years that Jonathan Lemon, the Rabbits Against Magic guy, might jump off a cliff.

The weather is getting warmer. The climate is still following the same steady trend of glacial recession and desertification that it has since the seas were cooled by an ice age. Australia never recovered from a previous glacial period, losing much of its forested areas to desert some sixty thousand years ago. You can see the cold current that causes this, if you look at a map.

Some people are so stupid that they believe there is no limit to how much poison we can pour into the air we breathe.

It’s MUCH more important that a few people who have more money than they can ever spend have even more money.

Contrary to popular belief, lemmings don’t actually jump off cliffs to their death.

True. But then what would we use as an avatar for the MAGA$$oles? Fortunately, they are easy to spot: just look for the word “woke”.

Perhaps, theirs, is a great idea. Longest highest dew point summers and deep low pressure parked over us for a week (went up to Hudson Bay) and now finished dumping 10" snow and bringing killer wind-chill arctic air. Now, with an 80-year-old body, and a 16-year-old brain, my doctor ordered me to wear a mask outside.

Sheesh, we haven’t seen the lemmings in a while. Close to a decade, I’d imagine.

A high of 13 degrees is warming? Well… maybe, as it is a change from the minus column we were in all week.

We have answers. We don’t have the cultural intelligence to take advantage.

If they’re gonna jump off a cliff, best to do it in style.

Does anyone know where the lemmings thing actually started?

i just wanna ride the rides. geesch. oh look, corn dogs.

What happened to the fifth lemming?

Well at least one of them did not take the plunge.

Lemming get this straight, you don’t have any answers?

Oh, I spent many happy hours playing “Lemmings” on the old Acer computer.

People? Lemmings? What’s the difference.

If the climate is getting warmer, why are we freezing?

According to the models….

Of course global warming is real. It’s the middle of January and it’s over 80F in Sydney, Australia!

(Plagiarized from Stephen Colbert.)

Lemmings don’t do that in real life. Only in comics.

Speaking of global warming, it was 18 degrees (F) in my part of Georgia and I have at least one frozen pipe.

If life gives you lemmings, make lemming aid.

It is hard for me to believe in global warming as I set here in the mid South at only 1200 feet elevation and look out my window at nine inches of snow and a noon temperature of three degrees.

Haven’t seen the lemmings in a loooong time!

Where’s their little red baseball caps?

Russian foot soldiers on the front lines?

Que the pedantics…

There actually is a lot of good climate news. For example, COP29 agreed to dramatically lower methane emissions, and methane’s greenhouse effect is 80 times more powerful than CO2. Solar and wind are now cheaper to install than fossil fuel power. Electric cars are outselling gas cars in most of the works (USA is lagging). I could go on

This strip is about as funny as a frozen Tesla

It’s only getting warmer there because Buffalo is hogging all the cold. This is our second big snowstorm in the same week.

Just wait till Revelation 8 "… a third of the sun was blotted out and did not give it’s light… " so the Earth was a third colder, plunging it to winter-like conditions or colder.. those that think they can rely on batteries and electricity as their new “salvation” religion, will find that they cannot!

Yeah. . . .

Yep, single and below zero temps in Indiana the last 2 weeks

Let this mythical leap be on your imaginary conscience, Pig….

Curse you, Sunsoft!

Lemmings do not…. oh, forget it.