Never leave anything to chance? Oh haw haw. You was taking big chance exposing yourself when you go to keeel during official appointment in someone’s office. No leave anything to chance me bear foots.
“…… Kadaver taught me to never leave anything to chance”. If Morgana had learned THAT lesson she would have confirmed that Tess Tracy was ACTUALLY IN THE OFFICE and not stuck in traffic, before attending the appointment (panel 3, Sunday 14 January 2024). Morgana failed that lesson badly.
Fata must have used the payment for the Tess hit to set up her act. I guess " Independent Contractors" don’t encounter things like recession, economic downturns and “my money’s funny and my change is strange”. Translation, I have no folding money (dollar bills) and no jingling money (coins) Heck, maybe Bosco paid her using cash app.
“Abner Kadaver taught me to never leave anything to chance.”
Like not getting the $$ for the hit up front? Like poisoning the wrong person? Like not even managing a kill with the poisoning? Like leaving a pile of evidence behind pointing to you as the poisoner? Like staying in town even when the police are ready to arrest you for attempted murder? … Do we know if the M.E. is more competent than the MCU – if they are they’ll pin Pat’s murder to you.
There were days in front of the classroom where I wondered, “If no one learns anything, am I actually teaching?” FM clearly didn’t learn a d@mn thing about leaving nothing to chance.
Are they in Fata’s dressing room or back at the “humble abode?” I assume it’s the house, otherwise Tracy and company could still burst through the door (if “Peanut” the elephant doesn’t do it first).
‘So in Plan B, we open a meat-flavored yogurt stand in Munsie. Heck, nobody there’ll question your passing veal off as ‘cherry fudge ripple delight.’ And don’t worry about the occasional bone. Roughage!"
MOVIE QUOTE—“Doris Zabreskie died two weeks ago. She choked to death on a stack of pancakes at the Lions Rotary Club Dinner.I think it’s how she would have wanted to go out”
I think it’s sweet that these two ladies keep a poster of their deceased corpse-guy (he was a corpse-guy before he was deceased, to be clear) mentor/lover(?) around. Still, I don’t know how he’d feel about having extremely generic aphorisms attributed to him in response to extremely specific situations like “I accidentally poisoned the wrong person but I need to continue to earn my living as a stage magician.”
1-FATS: Do these tights flatter my rear and draw attention to my best feature? RIKKI WANTSA QUICKIE: Nobody is ever going to notice anything but your stupid mask so why bother?
2-FATS: FINE! I took it off. Is that better?
3-RIKKI:YIKES! Uhhh…do you have a bigger one? Say – not to change the subject (but I hope it does) – does this booger look normal to you?
If our magicianess has to drum up some fresh contracts to cover her losses(I think Tess is the forgotten woman now,too dangerous), best bet is to check with Pouch; the MCU’s pet informant.
And the elephant is currently describing her to Junior Tracy, the police artist.
firestrike1 11 months ago
and now Rikki’s evilness begins to reassert itself…
the bad girl is BACK…
Neil Wick 11 months ago
Good morning™, everyone!
Apparently, being an amazing magician doesn’t quite pay the bills. Cliffhanger: what is “Plan B”?
avenger09 11 months ago
Very confusing. This panel feels out of order like last week seemed.
avenger09 11 months ago
Did/is she,,,
escape?
In the dressing room?
Back home?
At Gweedo’s Goat farm?
avenger09 11 months ago
Shelly error alert!!!
Borg implant is off!!!
Brian Premium Member 11 months ago
Fata apparently whipped off the eyepiece between panels 1 and 2.
BreathlessMahoney77 11 months ago
I see Rikki is wearing the merch.
Gent 11 months ago
Never leave anything to chance? Oh haw haw. You was taking big chance exposing yourself when you go to keeel during official appointment in someone’s office. No leave anything to chance me bear foots.
jim204716 11 months ago
“…… Kadaver taught me to never leave anything to chance”. If Morgana had learned THAT lesson she would have confirmed that Tess Tracy was ACTUALLY IN THE OFFICE and not stuck in traffic, before attending the appointment (panel 3, Sunday 14 January 2024). Morgana failed that lesson badly.
IvanB.Cohen 11 months ago
Fata must have used the payment for the Tess hit to set up her act. I guess " Independent Contractors" don’t encounter things like recession, economic downturns and “my money’s funny and my change is strange”. Translation, I have no folding money (dollar bills) and no jingling money (coins) Heck, maybe Bosco paid her using cash app.
IvanB.Cohen 11 months ago
Plan B? She may have to go through the whole alphabet.
Pequod 11 months ago
We see that Fata’s “eye patch” accoutrement is part of her stage persona. That it is removeable will make it much easier for her to disappear.
Sporteric11 11 months ago
Not to be obvious… but where is the half mask ? Did she have her Borg implants removed ?
BigDaveGlass 11 months ago
Eye see what you did there…….
NaGrom Premium Member 11 months ago
Got to pay for the elephant somehow…
LawrenceS 11 months ago
“Abner Kadaver taught me to never leave anything to chance.”
Like not getting the $$ for the hit up front? Like poisoning the wrong person? Like not even managing a kill with the poisoning? Like leaving a pile of evidence behind pointing to you as the poisoner? Like staying in town even when the police are ready to arrest you for attempted murder? … Do we know if the M.E. is more competent than the MCU – if they are they’ll pin Pat’s murder to you.
There were days in front of the classroom where I wondered, “If no one learns anything, am I actually teaching?” FM clearly didn’t learn a d@mn thing about leaving nothing to chance.
tsull2121 11 months ago
If Abner had “Plan B” then Rikki would never have had his baby (yes…I work in a retail drug store, lol)
Binky 11 months ago
Where is the elephant anyway? (^o^)
Old Time Tales 11 months ago
He also taught you that mindlessly, relentlessly pursuing a goal out of your reach gets you killed.
Don Bagert Premium Member 11 months ago
What happens to the poor elephant now? LOL
markwillman4 11 months ago
Are they in Fata’s dressing room or back at the “humble abode?” I assume it’s the house, otherwise Tracy and company could still burst through the door (if “Peanut” the elephant doesn’t do it first).
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 11 months ago
Fata is going barefoot !
Wichita1.0 11 months ago
‘So in Plan B, we open a meat-flavored yogurt stand in Munsie. Heck, nobody there’ll question your passing veal off as ‘cherry fudge ripple delight.’ And don’t worry about the occasional bone. Roughage!"
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
MOVIE QUOTE—“Doris Zabreskie died two weeks ago. She choked to death on a stack of pancakes at the Lions Rotary Club Dinner.I think it’s how she would have wanted to go out”
Walter Matthau—GRUMPIER OLD MEN—1986
David Rickard Premium Member 11 months ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
I think it’s sweet that these two ladies keep a poster of their deceased corpse-guy (he was a corpse-guy before he was deceased, to be clear) mentor/lover(?) around. Still, I don’t know how he’d feel about having extremely generic aphorisms attributed to him in response to extremely specific situations like “I accidentally poisoned the wrong person but I need to continue to earn my living as a stage magician.”
Another Take 11 months ago
1-FATS: Do these tights flatter my rear and draw attention to my best feature? RIKKI WANTSA QUICKIE: Nobody is ever going to notice anything but your stupid mask so why bother?
2-FATS: FINE! I took it off. Is that better?
3-RIKKI: YIKES! Uhhh…do you have a bigger one? Say – not to change the subject (but I hope it does) – does this booger look normal to you?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
If our magicianess has to drum up some fresh contracts to cover her losses(I think Tess is the forgotten woman now,too dangerous), best bet is to check with Pouch; the MCU’s pet informant.
And the elephant is currently describing her to Junior Tracy, the police artist.
Aladar30 Premium Member 11 months ago
Am I wrong or did Abner die because he went against Dick Tracy? Didn’t that teach Fata anything?
rob.home 11 months ago
Has Abner put on weight? Perhaps it’s due to swimming in cement.