Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2024

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    BasilBruce  7 months ago

    There was also a question asking if he was incontinent, and he said “Yes” because he’s in North America.

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    Crazy people — and crazy alligators — have 2A rights, too!

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    salakfarm Premium Member 7 months ago

    With today’s Supreme Court, they’d load him up with AR’s.

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    Firebat  7 months ago

    That doesn’t seem to stop crazy people getting guns anyway.

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    TonysSon  7 months ago

    Maybe Larry should move to Texas. The former president, now a current criminal could hire Larry to work in the moat he wants to build.

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    Ralph Hapschatt  7 months ago

    it’s your right to have a gun, go to a gun show and buy one there without all the govmint problems

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    They caught a guy locally making “ghost guns” in his house and selling them to anyone with the money! (A ghost gun is a gun made up of pieces bought or made that have no serial numbers and are untraceable)

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    minty_Joe  7 months ago

    I’ll say this much. As an American, and a patriot, I do support our right to the 2nd Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. However, unless we’re living out ‘Red Dawn’ in real life, I don’t see it necessary for us all to load up on some of the more powerful guns and ammo “just because we can”. Having some to do hunting of wild game or defending yourself from a single threat (burglar, night stalker, etc.) is fine, but not a whole arsenal to wipe out people. There are already enough insane people in this country and allowing them access to those weapons is just asking for trouble. (I’m envisioning that guy in “The Jerk” who’s trying to shoot at Navin Johnson.)

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    win.45mag  7 months ago

    Yes, the communists want our country. Open your eyes.

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Dangnabbits Engleesh. Me is never going to understandeeng it too.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago

    The❤️Count could not have said it better than the last panel….

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    grassler  7 months ago

    exactly

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    jbmlaw01  7 months ago

    I’d be ok with it if everyone except Federal regulators had guns.

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Maybe it’s a good thing that Larry didn’t get approved for a gun. Who knows what kind of damage he could cause??

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    Aficionado  7 months ago

    Excellent strip today!!!!

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    You gotta give him props for honesty. But yes, even though I support the 2nd Amendment, there are lots of people who should not own a firearm.

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    davidthoms1  7 months ago

    Good thing the gun nut aren’t asked that question. Most would lie!

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    If you were mentally incompetent, you couldn’t complete the questionnaire

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    cfkelley  7 months ago

    More crocs! PLEASE!

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    jessegooddoggy  7 months ago

    Croc arc continues!!!! MORE CROCS PLEASE!!!

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    aerotica69  7 months ago

    I would have thought a yes answer would have resulted in an immediate issuance of said permit. That’s how they do it in all the small towns across the Midwest.

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    rshive  7 months ago

    Or (just as bad) zeeba sympathizers.

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    DarkHorseSki  7 months ago

    Well, one way we know how to recognize someone that is mentally incompetent is that they oppose 2A rights.

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    Stephen Runnels  7 months ago

    The crocs have always made my day. Thank you, Mr. Pastis.

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member 7 months ago

    CROCS!!!

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    Radish the wordsmith  7 months ago

    So that’s what Magas look like.

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    hooglah  7 months ago

    He’s right about the “communiss”.

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    John Jorgensen  7 months ago

    Gotta love when they just come right out and ask you something like that. Though apparently it did catch one applicant.

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    prrdh  7 months ago

    It’s not that they don’t like competition, it’s that they can’t handle the truth.

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    Queen of America  7 months ago

    Even the communists aren’t stupid enough to let anyone have a gun. It’s just the idiots in the US gov’t that do that.

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    Spider-UK  7 months ago

    I don’t know what’s sadder, that answer, or the fact that you just know there are people who would legitimately think that’s what “incompetent” means.

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    oish  7 months ago

    Everyone knows you buy guns at a gun show – they’re completely untraceable and no background checks are required.

    Just don’t load the gun at the gun show – they tend to frown on that behavior

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    Are they Millennials?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    Never cared much for firearms, even though I grew up in the South. I do have a very nice pellet pistol that I target shoot with. It’s fun and a skill, but I don’t know if I could use it to harm anyone. I suppose I could if I had to, but it’s not something I dwell on.

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    diegot  7 months ago

    Shouldn’t they be wearing MAGA hats?

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    Jefano Premium Member 7 months ago

    When I first started following this strip it was mostly about the crocodiles and zebras, so I’m pleased when Stephen occasionally comes up with another gag for them.

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    PAR85  7 months ago

    He did answer that one correctly.

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    moondog42 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Silly croc, you don’t need govmint to buy rifle

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    FightingQuicksilva2.0(The Gocomics 4)   7 months ago

    interesting

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    Carmona()  7 months ago

    Good strip for today

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 7 months ago

    That’s the education system for ya, folks. The one that gobbermint keeps cutting funding on, but puts millions into war, and space nonsense

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    Curiosity Premium Member 7 months ago

    At least he’s honest. Accidentaly, but still……

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    Resubmit your application again. You’ll get your gun. I’m reasonably certain.

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    Tom in WV  7 months ago

    I thought the strip was okay, then the final “communiss” line bowled me over. Good job, Pastis!

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