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Hereâs what Annie was really waiting for: proof that she was actually born at some time! Apparently, this whole process was worth it to her after all.
All these exposures on the little miss must be jarring to the hardcore faithful. Sheâll be transparent and will have no more secrets or mystery after Mikey gets done with her. Annie has become a deflated husk of her former self. We have been woken from a sweet dream by the bucket of cold water of wakefullness.
Will we get the tease for the new villain tomorrow or Sunday?
Please, please, please donât let the next arc be looking for the Grays.
I was about to say, âAnything would have to be better than this story.â And then I decided there could be a story with the Gumps. Although that still might be better. How about a strip featuring Little Annie Rooney? (A rip-off of Little Orphan Annie with better art and less interesting stories that ran for years.) I thought The Jackson Twins were pretty hot about the time I hit puberty. Iâd rather see them brought into DT than Harold Teen.
Long ago, old Bob was introduced as someone who would âbe important to Dick Tracyâ, hardly a fair description considering Tracyâs idle bystander status throughout this story (but I suppose saying heâd âbe important to Annie Warbucksâ instead wouldâve been a spoiler).
Stay tuned tomorrow, boys and girls, when Garage Guy pulls out a coded message from Annieâs parents that only Annie can decode with her special decoder ring. It reads, âSorry, we were killed. Donât come looking for us. Tough luck, kid.â
Stay tuned tomorrow, boys and girls, when Boris is spotted at Samâs favorite deli, but evades arrest and drives off into the sunset laughing maniacally all the way.
Everybody realizes weâre getting this arc because 2024 is the 100th anniversary of the debut of Little Orphan Annie, and she doesnât currently have her own strip to mark it, right?
cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side with interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor utilizing a novel imaging technique known as positron emission tomography and the spontaneous nondenominational conceptions by expansively recontextualizing liminal narratives of colonic hydrotherapy
1-DADDY-O: The worlds worst attorney has one more surprise in store for you, Annie!
2-BOB ESQUIRE: This somehow got stuck on Miss June Of mumble mumble Centerfold
3-âŚItâs your BIRTH CERTIFICATE! ANNIE: BFD â I know I was born numbnutz. Hang on⌠FATHER: SAM CATCHEM????DT: Oh Annie. Iâm so sorry. DADDY-O: What? I didnât know that! Obviously youâll never amount to anything.
ANNIE: Thereâs more! From the Shady Rest Kennel for Sandy. SIRE: SAM CATCHEM??? ME AND SANDY ARE RELATED BY BLOOD!
Annie, frame that sucker quick. Wow! It has taken how many years for her to put this document in her possession? Unbelievable! Then she always moved around a lot like on televisionâs âThe Fugitiveâ. You canât have a forwarding address because you never know where you are going.
Then Bob Smith hands over one more document. Itâs a bill for services rendered, including past due charges from Harold and Winnie. Now that Annie has been demonstrated to be their offspring, sheâs on the hook for the whole thing.
Good. Now that Annie know the exact day and time of her birth, she will be able to calculate her ascendant and have a more reliable horoscope. Also, her middle name is Bruneilda.
firestrike1 11 months ago
GASP LOLâŚ
Neil Wick 11 months ago
Good morningâ˘, all!
Hereâs what Annie was really waiting for: proof that she was actually born at some time! Apparently, this whole process was worth it to her after all.
Cheapskate0 11 months ago
This makes the third or fourth time so far this story that Mike could have found a way to exit and save face.
Doesnât look like heâs going to take it.
Donât know how much longer we can take it.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 11 months ago
Good morningâ˘, Crushed Mystiques !
All these exposures on the little miss must be jarring to the hardcore faithful. Sheâll be transparent and will have no more secrets or mystery after Mikey gets done with her. Annie has become a deflated husk of her former self. We have been woken from a sweet dream by the bucket of cold water of wakefullness.
GoComicsGo! 11 months ago
Shouldnât it be âLeapinâ Lizzardsâ?
Dean 11 months ago
Now she can prove citizenship and get her driverâs licence or a passport when she needs one.
iggyman 11 months ago
What a great thing for Annie to finally see!
Ashmael 11 months ago
When will we return to proper DT stories? I never cared for LOA and I bet Iâm not alone in this.
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Wow, with that Annie can finally start collecting her seniorâs pension!
GoComicsGo! 11 months ago
âAnnie looks at the piece of paper with wide open eyes-Hang on! She always has wide open eyes. Forget it, whatâs the next read?â
LawrenceS 11 months ago
Will we get the tease for the new villain tomorrow or Sunday?
Please, please, please donât let the next arc be looking for the Grays.
I was about to say, âAnything would have to be better than this story.â And then I decided there could be a story with the Gumps. Although that still might be better. How about a strip featuring Little Annie Rooney? (A rip-off of Little Orphan Annie with better art and less interesting stories that ran for years.) I thought The Jackson Twins were pretty hot about the time I hit puberty. Iâd rather see them brought into DT than Harold Teen.
Wichita1.0 11 months ago
(GASP) It says she was born as âPerky Snorts,â a My Little Pony, then tragically mutated in an encounter with a field of radioactive daffodils!
Wichita1.0 11 months ago
And, at this momentous moment, Annie learned that she couldnât read!
Wichita1.0 11 months ago
âDADDY! Iâm a skrull spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!â
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 11 months ago
Aw jeez . . . wrap it up already .
Don Bagert Premium Member 11 months ago
Is the date of birth on it August 5, 1924? With the father listed as Harold Gray? :)
Batster 11 months ago
Long ago, old Bob was introduced as someone who would âbe important to Dick Tracyâ, hardly a fair description considering Tracyâs idle bystander status throughout this story (but I suppose saying heâd âbe important to Annie Warbucksâ instead wouldâve been a spoiler).
jim_pem 11 months ago
Stay tuned tomorrow, boys and girls, when Annieâs grandparents arrive and sue DW for as much as they can get from him.
jim_pem 11 months ago
Stay tuned tomorrow, boys and girls, when Garage Guy pulls out a coded message from Annieâs parents that only Annie can decode with her special decoder ring. It reads, âSorry, we were killed. Donât come looking for us. Tough luck, kid.â
[Unnamed Reader - bf182b] 11 months ago
âGosh! I was born in 1885!â
jim_pem 11 months ago
Stay tuned tomorrow, boys and girls, when the FBI denies Annie any survivor benefits.
jim_pem 11 months ago
Stay tuned tomorrow, boys and girls, when Boris is spotted at Samâs favorite deli, but evades arrest and drives off into the sunset laughing maniacally all the way.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
MOVIE QUOTEâ-
âPlease take good care of my duck and my pony and see that they donât get pneumoniaâ
Shirley Templeâ-CURLY TOPâ1935
CRUUNER 11 months ago
Annie will remain in Gasp City for some time once she learns sheâs almost a centenarian!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
With that birth certificate, Annieâs role as an âillegal immigrantâ has come to end.
The whole point of Grayâs strip was Annieâs status as a âstateless wandererâ always got her into trouble with âofficious bureaucratsâ.
In 1944, a notorious forger gave her a fake birth certificate because she couldnât enroll in school without one.
Paul1963 11 months ago
Everybody realizes weâre getting this arc because 2024 is the 100th anniversary of the debut of Little Orphan Annie, and she doesnât currently have her own strip to mark it, right?
avenger09 11 months ago
We just had a 4.8 earthquake in NYC!
oakie817 11 months ago
cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side with interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor utilizing a novel imaging technique known as positron emission tomography and the spontaneous nondenominational conceptions by expansively recontextualizing liminal narratives of colonic hydrotherapy
BillyJoBob69 11 months ago
I remember being very pleased when I found my birth cert, sure would like to be pleased again!
Another Take 11 months ago
1-DADDY-O: The worlds worst attorney has one more surprise in store for you, Annie!
2-BOB ESQUIRE: This somehow got stuck on Miss June Of mumble mumble Centerfold
3-âŚItâs your BIRTH CERTIFICATE! ANNIE: BFD â I know I was born numbnutz. Hang on⌠FATHER: SAM CATCHEM???? DT: Oh Annie. Iâm so sorry. DADDY-O: What? I didnât know that! Obviously youâll never amount to anything.
ANNIE: Thereâs more! From the Shady Rest Kennel for Sandy. SIRE: SAM CATCHEM??? ME AND SANDY ARE RELATED BY BLOOD!
jrankin1959 11 months ago
Well â have we retired Leapinâ lizards! or is she that shocked?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
The villains will soon be here.
As Dick Tracy always saysâ-âThe scum will come out tomorrowâ
Drbarb71 Premium Member 11 months ago
The grays? Sure she Isnât an alien baby?
IvanB.Cohen 11 months ago
Annie, frame that sucker quick. Wow! It has taken how many years for her to put this document in her possession? Unbelievable! Then she always moved around a lot like on televisionâs âThe Fugitiveâ. You canât have a forwarding address because you never know where you are going.
Brian Premium Member 11 months ago
Then Bob Smith hands over one more document. Itâs a bill for services rendered, including past due charges from Harold and Winnie. Now that Annie has been demonstrated to be their offspring, sheâs on the hook for the whole thing.
Aladar30 Premium Member 11 months ago
Good. Now that Annie know the exact day and time of her birth, she will be able to calculate her ascendant and have a more reliable horoscope. Also, her middle name is Bruneilda.