Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 26, 2024

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    Wilde Bill  7 months ago

    I’m surprised that it got that far.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 7 months ago

    The security at that castle sorta sucks

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    cracker65  7 months ago

    I believe they are safe inside the castle.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 7 months ago

    T. H., perhaps???

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    enigmamz  7 months ago

    At least they remembered to get inside the horse.

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    BigDaveGlass  7 months ago

    Charge of the light brigade?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    You get what you paid for. And if you are cheap, you get cheap work done.

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    Calvinist1966  7 months ago

    Id is full of Idiots.l

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    A Common 'tator  7 months ago

    I’m a little confused. They’re inside the castle, the gate-bar is on the inside – What on earth is the horse doing on the inside?

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    flemmingo  7 months ago

    No moat and locking board is on the outside. Just lift to enter.

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Look like handiwork of the village idiot.

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    Just_Karl  7 months ago

    One of Elon’s ancestors built it. Then he threw a rock at it to show how unbreakable it was.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Got any balsamic vinegar in there?

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    StephenHoyt  7 months ago

    Should have used gopher wood.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago

    better than thin latex rubber.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well, Balsa IS a hardwood! Just not the proper hardwood in this application!

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    The Trojan Horse this ain’t.

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    preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    Seeing that bolt over the gate, I wonder what the castle owners want kept in that’s bolted from the outside? Maybe our Id warriors should leave this conquest alone and go home.

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    rockyridge1977  7 months ago

    a large, fast-growing tree native to the Americas. It is the sole member of the genus Ochroma. The tree is famous for its wide usage in woodworking, due to its softness and its high strength compared to its low density.

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    eric_harris_76  7 months ago

    It’s also too tall to get out the gate.

    Or is that one of those “cartoon perspective” things that goes away in other panels?

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    Kaputnik  7 months ago

    They should have gotten the good one they had at IKEA. Although they’d still be trying to figure out the instructions. And what happened to that Allen wrench?

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    wirepunchr  7 months ago

    Who built it? A model airplane builder.

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    kjpodsia Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yeah, you tell the guys who had to push that thing into position that they should’ve used heavier wood.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 7 months ago

    The plan’s falling to pieces!

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    Vandy  7 months ago

    Boeing

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 7 months ago

    I’m surprised that someone had the balsa to build that thing.

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    DKHenderson  7 months ago

    Strange. Usually the budget for the military is huge.

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    Skeptical Meg  7 months ago

    Hollywood western set designer.

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    anomaly  7 months ago

    Balsa would work fine. It’s the assembly that’s bad.

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    jadoo823  7 months ago

    …lowest bid…

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    rfrysztak  7 months ago

    Not a very efficient system for locking the gate.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  7 months ago

    And for that matter where did you find it? Although we do have some wood down here in Florida that’s not much more dense.

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    bwswolf  7 months ago

    Oh great Wizard …………. “H E L P” ……. ;O

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago

    The Count wonders how many millennial or Gen Z, whatever, even know what balsa wood is.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 7 months ago

    …government contractors

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    Russia?

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    M.K.Staffeld  7 months ago

    Apparently someone accepted the cheapest bid…

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    geese28  7 months ago

    I’m looking at you, Rodney

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    eddi-TBH  7 months ago

    With that kind of sloppy workmanship, it would be falling apart if it was cast iron.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    They should use the balsa wood to build a boat to float across the moat

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    BWR  7 months ago

    Maybe they should build a large, wooden badger.

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    Hatter  7 months ago

    Balsa was good enough for Thor Heyerdahl to build a raft that crossed the Pacific Ocean.

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    eced52  7 months ago

    Who’s the idiot that built it for three people out of balsa wood?

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