Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 01, 2024

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    Bill Thompson  7 months ago

    Lamest display of pessimism ever! Think positive, as in “All the Gocomics Overlords have tested positive for Covid-19!”

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    tudza Premium Member 7 months ago

    Patootie? Isn’t that Canadian for fries covered in gravy?

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 7 months ago

    Personally, I think you and your sweet patootie are safe, Teresa.

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    Steve Bartholomew  7 months ago

    The only thing that’s saved the patootie so far is that most other comics are even lamer.

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    If that isn’t fake news, then I don’t know what is.

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    Jml58  7 months ago

    Give Theresa a calender, so she can see her days are numberd.

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    Kaputnik  7 months ago

    The cognoscenti think it their duty,

    To drop their ice cream (tutti-frutti),

    And with GC to get all snooty,

    To save Teresa B.’s patootie.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 7 months ago

    The overlords are always to blame

    for trying to kill our comic so lame

    They have want comics all the same

    Dull, boring and tame

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    Randy B Premium Member 7 months ago

    We need to craft patootie armor. Lightweight mithril with a buttery padded leather lining.

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    whaletail  7 months ago

    This time? I’m confused.

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    whaletail  7 months ago

    I once thanked some unlucky stars.

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    The Old Wolf  7 months ago

    But we will kick up a stink nonetheless!

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    3hourtour Premium Member 7 months ago

    …did you ever get to see any of our postcards?…

    …all 10 or so of mine were lamely drawn copyright infringed reproductions of your comic…

    …(I remember one being of the drone photo of the overhead shot of the moose running comic)…

    …I think…

    …maybe, I could have just imagined doing them…

    …which to be truthful…

    …sounds more like me…

    …ya’ got ta have those negative Nancy’s though…

    ….if you’re not pi$$ING someone off is it really art?…

    …no…

    …it’s only an illustration…

    …{ask Norman Rockwell}…

    …and seriously…

    …we don’t need a leaf over David…

    …half of the world has one…

    …a non-aroused one…

    …is it really going to Indiana Jones style …

    …melt off our eyeballs?…

    …make old ladies have the vapors…

    …and young boys and girls rob banks?…

    …ok…

    …in total honesty…and complete disclosure…

    …at 17 while sitting on a porch swing …

    …I could 1st see her where her shirt opened up between two buttons…

    …that did change my life…

    …but I was awkward & pimply…

    …and she was out of my league…

    …dang it…

    …I hate it when I disprove my whole point!…

    …see! …

    ART! …therefore I am…

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    phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago

    If your days here are numbered, Teresa, I’m hoping it’s a very large number.

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    JRobinson Premium Member 7 months ago

    Fortunately, I never visit the comments section…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  7 months ago

    Life goes on.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    Would you like to swing on a star

    Carry moon beams home in a jar

    And be better off than you are?

    Or would you rather be a … Frog?

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    A Frog is an animal that swims in a pond

    It gulps down any bugs for which it may be fond.

    The site on GoComics is where one sits and croaks —

    And folks DO applaud it for its lame art jokes!

    So if you like leaving readers in a mental fog,

    You might grow up to be a artful Frog …

    (— (— ribbit

    [Apology to Songwriters: Jimmy Van Heusen / Johnny Burke]

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 7 months ago

    Frida is the pessimist that finds bones in her fish before she catches them.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member 7 months ago

    Patooties are okay, but I’m a sapiosexual.

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    Slowly, he turned...  7 months ago

    Teresa’s days are numbered as are all of ours but her strip is not. Long live Teresa’s Patootie!

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    charles9156  7 months ago

    WHATCHUSAYIN Teresa !?!?

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    derrelldurrett Premium Member 7 months ago

    Counterpoint: Perry Bible Fellowship was an add not so long ago, and it is vastly weirder than Frog Applause, and isn’t even always original.

    For my money, Frog Applause deserves to stick around at least until PBF goes away.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 7 months ago

    Fine little patootie you’ve got there. Shame if anything happened to it.

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    coltish1.  7 months ago

    Frida should edit her statements for those of us with weak hearts and sensitive stomachs. Perish the thought!

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    Rev Phnk Ey  7 months ago

    Oh my

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    lemonbaskt  7 months ago

    this comic is a acquired taste like turnip pudding

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    artjohn42  7 months ago

    Unfettered art creation is terrifying to establishment types. It causes palpitations, sweating, pearl clutching and knicker-twisting. Go therefore, and MAKE MORE ART!

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    painedsmile  7 months ago

    With Sr. Teresa’s birthday coming up in a few days, I hope this isn’t her present… a patootie kick to the curb.

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    Radish the wordsmith  7 months ago

    Teresa always told me that GoComics employees are sneaky.

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    painedsmile  7 months ago

    Good thing Teresa owns a bathmat factory. There’s that to fall back on.

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    nancyb creator 7 months ago

    Kahlo on assistance.

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    ericlscott creator 7 months ago

    Patootie is another fun font for the family.

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    painedsmile  7 months ago

    All kidding aside, I think today’s comic is predicting nothing. We would never let a cancelation stand. We took swift action the first time, and we would do it again. There is no way that Teresa is going anywhere — unless it is of her own accord.

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    hablano  7 months ago

    My days are numbered, today is 2460432.

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    Howard'sMyHero  7 months ago

    Methinks Frida has more than a hand up its butt …!

    ( in case of emergency break wind )

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Don’t listen to him, Mr Bunny. He’s just spreading negativity.

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    6turtle9  7 months ago

    I fear there is no saving me, either. Fortunately there is plenty of room in this handbasket. Care for a peanut?

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    *Hot Rod*  7 months ago

    Sneezey the Dwarf.

    Bless You Sneezie.

    Sneekie too.

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    lawguy05  7 months ago

    Froglandians arise!!!

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    Hah, over my vitality challenged body.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   7 months ago

    I’m not sure I can click the “Like” for this idea.

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    There’s always “Frog Applause Classics!”

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    nancyb creator 7 months ago

    Your strip has thirty times more followers than many other strips, including mine. If that is a problem, then many more of us have a problem. I don’t see this happening, and it should not happen.

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    Timothy Crawford Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’ve got fifty cents for the “Save the Patootie” fund.

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