Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 22, 2024

The Fashion Police are back???

The outfit reminds me of what Billie Eilish was wearing on the Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert tonight.

Plenty of Bad Taste at this year’s Met Gala!!! Ugh!!!!

But, I didn’t subscribe to any court aps!

I never understand how some people can look in the mirror and think they look good. But I keep my mouth shut.

A branch of the Court of Unappealing.

The Court of Public Opinion should not comment on me or I will turn my back to them, pull down my pants and present my “Rebuttal” to them!

I see a TV show here (would have to blur out the faces).

These days it seems it is “We the jury” that is consistently hung on any given topic or issue.

I heard that he " rented " it : )

“We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town. Beep. Beep.”

“Fashion”, David Bowie

Have you seen some of the things they are trying to peddle at the fashion shows?

I’ll bet there are at least a few pedantics in that box, too.

The Count agrees. The Court of Public Opinion is ALWAYS In Session. Guilt or Innocence is inconsequential. Grossly Incompetent Kangaroos thrive and preside. Pitiful. But Never Forget… YOU are next…

It is so liberating to be an old guy with nothing but blue jeans and a handful of flannel shirts to worry about.

The first thought is he should be arrested, but the second thought is his development already has been.

Used to be said tv ads were all hype and glitter. Nowadays they also seem to be jittery, changing scenes in seconds, loud voices, lots of distracting movement. Reminds me of conversations overheard between a bunch of people conversing while texting and posting on their pocket entertainment devices.

Seems the short attention span trait has been replaced by the spastic attention syndrome.

But in this case, it’s accurate!

“Corduroy trousers in May? Off with his head!”

It’s not just one court and it’s not just one topic.

That guy needs an intervention.

Conformity, Conformity, let’s all cleave to Conformity….

My sons are red/green color-blind so they are better off swallowing their pride and asking for input. Or not arguing when it is offered unsolicited!

That is his conservatively dressed lawyer. He isn’t allowed to get out of the clown bus.

Oh, it’s a social media influencer? Nevermind… nuff said.

but ya gotta admire his moxie!

Public opinion is what people think other people are thinking.

While watching coverage of the ongoing trial in NYC (you know which one), this thot kept recurring to me: “If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a funny-colored, overpriced noose around your neck?” It was followed up by a random association about cutting off blood flow to the brain.

I hate to confess but I can be on that jury.

Have you met the internet ???

The CPO can kiss my Hershey Highway.

Open 24/7 on social media.

Whatever happened to Lady Gaga’s “Meat Dress”??

I think him very snappy dresser, never lose him in crowd.

Off topic, but, the TV is running the original Lone Ranger and Tonto series from 1950+/_

It’s so delightfully corny. But something’s changed, as a kid I thought it was a cool show. What happened?

Using a little artistic license and the defendent resembles TFG.

Hear! Hear!

I like the colorful style!

“Are you going to town, Tonto?”

“Yes, me check list, coldcuts, bulkie rolls, provolone, small jar Mayo, those Bar B Q chips you like and a six pack of Lowenbrau. Sound right?”

“If they have any, I’d love some moon pies.”

“All set, give us a kiss Kemo Sabe….I go.”

Sad but true.

The thought police will always give their opinion, whether it’s wanted or not. They have the idea that everyone is waiting with bated breath to receive the pearls of wisdom they deign to cast about, when really most people would simply like them to keep their half-ar$$ed opinions to themselves …