Pig must be reeally reech to affording his very own personal guard duck for his home. No way big bad wolf is gets close enough to huffs n puffs yours hois down eh Pig.
I also have a protection system – 3 Rottweilers and an English Mastiff. Unfortunately, the system is defective. The Rottweilers might drown an intruder in drool while delivering slobbery kisses, but that’s about it. And the Mastiff, although lovable, is a bit of a coward. :)
I would rather have an “active” system like Guard Duck. All an alarm system does is tell you when something is happening. Doesn’t stop it. Guard Duck would definitely stop it or them, probably by blowing them to smithereens.
14 days ago
too good
BasilBruce 14 days ago
It’s one thing when your alarm goes off by accident; it’s another to be taken down by friendly fire.
Hello Everyone 14 days ago
Yay! – Guard Duck is Back! :)
Bilan 14 days ago
Yesterday, PeteBroccolo said he wanted Guard Duck. His wish came true.
Concretionist 14 days ago
Hire the locals.
MeanBob Premium Member 14 days ago
A duck with a B-40? It’s just crazy enough to work.
Lucky Black Cat 14 days ago
Panel 5: As the mail carrier approaches… “Do you feel lucky, punk?”
Keno21 13 days ago
YAY! Lil’ Guard Duck!
Georgette Washington Bunny 13 days ago
What are his rates?
Yakety Sax 13 days ago
Falling Down
enigmamz 13 days ago
Come on! I’m ready for ya, ya (children of unwed parents)!
iggyman 13 days ago
Wonder what his “bill” will be?!
Egrayjames 13 days ago
I have a similar protection system. It’s called shoot, shovel, and shut-up!
Gent 13 days ago
Pig must be reeally reech to affording his very own personal guard duck for his home. No way big bad wolf is gets close enough to huffs n puffs yours hois down eh Pig.
unfair.de 13 days ago
Now I wait for the show down (hehehe) of Guard Duck and Bomber Dove.
win.45mag 13 days ago
He looks more like a train engineer than an installer. And who ever needed a hammer to install an alarm system ??
Purple People Eater 13 days ago
Did somebody ask about Guard Duck the other day?
Procat Premium Member 13 days ago
Who’s watching the other ways to enter the house?
Acworthless 13 days ago
I have a shotgun and a Chihuahua. I don’t need a “security system.”
Lucid Premium Member 13 days ago
Those worker uniforms, though!
Count Olaf Premium Member 13 days ago
Rat speaks softly and carries a big stick. OK… Rat doesn’t speak softly at all. Ever.
franki_g 13 days ago
Poor duck, every time he asks to get paid, they just want to put it on his bill.
[Traveler] Premium Member 13 days ago
Well punk, do you feel lucky?
KageKat 13 days ago
Guard Duck! I missed you, buddy!
F-Flash 13 days ago
Guard Duck has been known to be a little trigger happy.
F-Flash 13 days ago
Stephen could make a fortune by marketing a pin to wear onone’s clothing with LGD & his rocket launcher. I’d buy a few.
Ellis97 13 days ago
Wish we could see Guard Duck more often. He’s so funny and comically serious.
wongo 13 days ago
Alarming!
Goat from PBS 13 days ago
Yeah, having a DMD (Duck of Mass Destruction) will scare anyone off.
diskus Premium Member 13 days ago
Does anyone track guard ducks appearances?
CaveCat87 13 days ago
Good to see Guard Duck again after so long.
ladykat 13 days ago
Quacky Harry?
Linguist 13 days ago
Pig’s home defense system isn’t all it’s quacked up to be.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 13 days ago
He needs his home protected from Rat
misterblister 13 days ago
finally, he’s back
PeteBroccolo 13 days ago
Guard Duck is ON DUTY!
chris_o42 13 days ago
Love Guard Duck. Hope we see more of him!
Imhungry 13 days ago
Have we ever had Guard Duck and the Crocs on the same day?
monya_43 13 days ago
I thought Little Guard Duck was overseas doing voluntary military service supporting Ukraine. Glad to see him back. ;-)
imoty2004 13 days ago
I also have a protection system – 3 Rottweilers and an English Mastiff. Unfortunately, the system is defective. The Rottweilers might drown an intruder in drool while delivering slobbery kisses, but that’s about it. And the Mastiff, although lovable, is a bit of a coward. :)
wildlandwaters 13 days ago
do ya feel lucky?…well…do ya???
juicebruce 13 days ago
Guard Duck ! Yes ! … Croc Power !
Eric S 13 days ago
‘bout boomin’ time!
zeexenon 13 days ago
Ergo, the failure of Amazon delivery drones.
jbruins84341 13 days ago
I would rather have an “active” system like Guard Duck. All an alarm system does is tell you when something is happening. Doesn’t stop it. Guard Duck would definitely stop it or them, probably by blowing them to smithereens.
dolf37 13 days ago
Yippi, no stay and don’t disappear again!
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 13 days ago
I’ve been waiting for Li’l Guard Duck to make an appearance again!
fourteenpeeves 12 days ago
THERE HE IS!!
Have him guard the Capitol next January
razzledazzle295 12 days ago
Anyone who sounds like Clint Eastwood is not to be messed with.