Ms Smith is an entitled privileged minority hired through the affirmative action initiative and bullet proof because they/them is protected by the teachers’s union and whole decks lf uncivil rights cards. Lots of them around, boy howdy, Or a football coach.
Reminds me a of recent story about a teacher that was arrested for being drunk in her classroom. It turns out there isn’t a law against that, but she still lost her job. I’d need more than booze to make it through a day in a room full of spoiled brats.
At the college I went to my first year, engineering students weren’t required to take English. The version of today’s gag I learned was, “4 yeers ago I couldn’t spel enjinear and now I are one.”
I remember that at one time someone wrote a manual to teach non-English teachers English. The title was “English as it is Goodly Spoken.” Maybe that was Pig’s textbook.
In a previous teaching job of mine, the students and I joked about how my penmanship on the white board could’ve been better. They told me I needed to write “more gooder” … always made me laugh.
salakfarm Premium Member 6 months ago
Pig maybe are not learn too goodly.
BasilBruce 6 months ago
This is why Ms. Smith gave up teaching and went into the frozen pie business.
oldpine52 6 months ago
Pig must have had the same english teacher as Jeff Foxworthy.
Indiana Guy Premium Member 6 months ago
That ain’t no good English.
phobos 6 months ago
And that’s why his teacher was at 2 packs a day and mixing meds with whiskey during lunch
Cornelius Noodleman 6 months ago
Eye right goodly two!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 6 months ago
Sounds about write to me.
ChristineFoxdale 6 months ago
Same class as Larry ?
planter 6 months ago
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Gent 6 months ago
Eh maybe me is also should nots thanks me Engleesh teachers too. For me is no even writings it as goodly as Pig is.
A Common 'tator 6 months ago
Everyone knows it’s GOODER
iggyman 6 months ago
An English teacher I had, her favorite saying was “Their Ain’t no such word” !
Purple People Eater 6 months ago
Slow is an adjective, but slowly is an adverb.
Quick is an adjective, but quickly is an adverb.
Rapid is an adjective, but rapidly is an adverb.
Fast is an adjective, so, would fastly be an adverb?
Doug K 6 months ago
Hiz riting usta be much wurser.
Znox11 6 months ago
Did he write that with a Sharpie?
win.45mag 6 months ago
Having an edjemication makes him feel imbiggened.
Justanolddude Premium Member 6 months ago
Just change it to “more gooder” and send it. It’s the thought that counts!
juicebruce 6 months ago
So Pig , Larry Croc and you had the same teacher ;-)
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago
Ms Smith is an entitled privileged minority hired through the affirmative action initiative and bullet proof because they/them is protected by the teachers’s union and whole decks lf uncivil rights cards. Lots of them around, boy howdy, Or a football coach.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 6 months ago
It are a nicely idea, though.
TheWildSow 6 months ago
Dear Pig,
You want I should oughta learn ya how to talk English good?
Snolep 6 months ago
Don’t feel badly about it.
[Traveler] Premium Member 6 months ago
Now he’s taking the Evelyn Woodhead sped redding course
Ellis97 6 months ago
All my secondary schools have long shut down, so I won’t be writing letters to my teachers anytime soon.
KageKat 6 months ago
How bad was his writing that this counts as an improvement?
Goat from PBS 6 months ago
Maybe get an editor for it.
BDY 6 months ago
“Goodly” ? Obviously a word borrowed from tRumps limited vocabulary.
Kaputnik 6 months ago
Well, at least “goodly” really is a word. It’s just used incorrectly here.
A goodly portion of Ms. Smith’s former students write better than this. So I would hope, anyway.
DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago
Well, you didn’t see the way pig wrote when he began the class.
mindjob 6 months ago
She’s moved on and is now a flight instructor
Queen of America 6 months ago
He just wanted to thank her biggly.
monya_43 6 months ago
It has been many years; therefore, Pig has forgotten a lot of what Ms. Smith taught him.
elgrecousa Premium Member 6 months ago
Look fellas, you can’t hold your Grade school teacher responsible for the bum you turned out to be.
marilynnbyerly 6 months ago
As a former English teacher, I’d just be grateful someone still cared enough to write.
pantograph 6 months ago
Reminds me a of recent story about a teacher that was arrested for being drunk in her classroom. It turns out there isn’t a law against that, but she still lost her job. I’d need more than booze to make it through a day in a room full of spoiled brats.
zeexenon 6 months ago
She’s give him a B- for goodly spelling.
Bilan 6 months ago
Saw that joke coming a mile away.
tlmatcsc 6 months ago
Silly pig. Everybody knows its “most goodly”.
Purple People Eater 6 months ago
“Goodly” means either pleasantly attractive or significantly large. It’s an adjective, not an adverb.
fourteenpeeves 6 months ago
Words ending with “ly” should be banned, especially in an election year
willie_mctell 6 months ago
At the college I went to my first year, engineering students weren’t required to take English. The version of today’s gag I learned was, “4 yeers ago I couldn’t spel enjinear and now I are one.”
greenlynn Premium Member 6 months ago
I remember that at one time someone wrote a manual to teach non-English teachers English. The title was “English as it is Goodly Spoken.” Maybe that was Pig’s textbook.
Strawberry King 6 months ago
Pig’s just setting himself up for humiliation.
cfkelley 6 months ago
Pig could not have written a more gooder letter! letter. What he wrote was double-plus good.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
if that’s more goodly, I’d hate to see what it was like before!
rgcviper 6 months ago
In a previous teaching job of mine, the students and I joked about how my penmanship on the white board could’ve been better. They told me I needed to write “more gooder” … always made me laugh.
andrew.scharnhorst 6 months ago
At my age, most of the teachers I remember, especially those who had the most impact on my life, are gone.