Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 14, 2024

I think I see a fuse at the bottom, let’s light it and see if it’s a rocket?

I see it as a psychological representation of possible over compensation.

i REALLY need one

Is he an extroverted introvert, or an introverted extrovert?

How rude.

I can see the bottom of heaven.

You wouldn’t think that an introvert would want to draw attention with such a tall tower!

If you take the train from Anchorage to Fairbanks, you can see in the distance the “Dr. Suess House” which is even a more extraordinary structure.

I thought that’s the Fink’s tower. Or does Wiz need to show he’s got the biggest one?

Did you hear about the introvert who was so happy living in Antarctica?

He was ice elated.

I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.

I mine my own business.

What do we call introverts?

Social vegans who avoid ‘meet’.

I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introverts’ annual convention, but everything turned out OK.

Thankfully no one showed up.

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity.

Not wise to drives away yours audience Wiz. We is especially here to sees ya.

“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, lass dein Haar herunter…”

Everyone else is beneath him.

the tower is introvertical

so when was this tower erected?

Probably in great physical shape after climbing the stairs.

Has Wiz ever given the impression that he’s an introvert?

Are you happy to see us or…..

It’s like Prof. Farnsworth’s angry dome from FUTURAMA….

Don’t worry about me bothering you. I could never climb the stairs.

Hey, don’t worry. We introverts don’t want to be in there with anyone else in the first place.

Would have made a great “lighthouse keeper”!!!!!

Tower of Power

OK I’m leaving.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down your long feathers…

I thought the first panel was a bird house.

Wizard’s trying compete with Saruman!

It does look a bit like a bellend, doesn’t it?

Be glad you’re not in earthquake country.

He needs a big, floating red eye over the top of it.

definitely not the tower of the acrophobiac

Once the cell company rents it for their antennas, you’ll be so connected you won’t even remember introversion.

But then you’ll be alone….oh, wait… you WANT to be alone.

I’m with the Wiz on this, I have an Office, Workshop, and laboratory of the introvert, people have a one in three chance of finding me. And I like those odds!

I want one.

I really hope there’s a lift (elevator)