I really do enjoy Cranky and am disappointed that he will so rarely appear. Since I didn’t read this years ago, I don’t know the backstory that everyone else shares about Lillian, but I sure hope all the haters here find out how much fun it is to be old and hated someday. I’m sure you all think you’re the greatest things on this earth. Just like that orange man who wants to be king…
“How long do you think you’ll be closed”? For a couple of slightly torched staircase steps and a singed garage door? Why, Alf and Ralph Monroe would have that place ready to shill “band books” in a day or two, tops.
Yeah but a rational person would take a day or two or maybe even a week before opening up again. Something like that can leave you pretty shaken, even if it only gets a few steps and a garage door.
Bill Thompson about 5 hours ago
Au contraire, Lizard Lil, you are clearly stir-crazy.
eromlig about 5 hours ago
I always order my martinis stirred, not shaken.
B UTTONS about 5 hours ago
With Cranky in the neighborhood, Lillian was prepared to repel any incendiary assault.
angelolady Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Crankshaft can guard her. Zzzzzzz….
J.J. O'Malley about 4 hours ago
Why, yes, Lillian. Now that you mention it, your face does resemble something one would find preserved in alcohol.
Argythree about 4 hours ago
I really do enjoy Cranky and am disappointed that he will so rarely appear. Since I didn’t read this years ago, I don’t know the backstory that everyone else shares about Lillian, but I sure hope all the haters here find out how much fun it is to be old and hated someday. I’m sure you all think you’re the greatest things on this earth. Just like that orange man who wants to be king…
J.J. O'Malley about 4 hours ago
“How long do you think you’ll be closed”? For a couple of slightly torched staircase steps and a singed garage door? Why, Alf and Ralph Monroe would have that place ready to shill “band books” in a day or two, tops.
Cartoondog about 4 hours ago
Yeah but a rational person would take a day or two or maybe even a week before opening up again. Something like that can leave you pretty shaken, even if it only gets a few steps and a garage door.
French Persons Premium Member about 3 hours ago
There isn’t even any real damage besides a little bit of singeing. This is so stupid.
gammaguy about 2 hours ago
“I’m shaken but not stirred.”
But is she Bonded?
Gent about 2 hours ago
Close? Just because someone is trying to gets rid of a couple of stairs? It’s called closing?
Gent about 2 hours ago
Shaken but not staired eh.
sueb1863 3 minutes ago
There isn’t even any damage. Look for an arsonist who doesn’t ’know the first thing about burning down buildings.