Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 06, 2024

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    trylookingatbothsides  2 months ago

    It seems that everyone has deer at home.

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    Da'Dad  2 months ago

    Cue the deer. JJ used it before but with dolphins if I remember correctly.

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  2 months ago

    But these are new deer!

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    Ruth Brown  2 months ago

    Yeah, it would sell me.

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    Rhetorical_Question   2 months ago

    Hunting Season?

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    Rhetorical_Question   2 months ago

    Hire a contractor?

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    Cactus Jack Fan  2 months ago

    First she wanted to move, now she doesn’t? To be fair, it is a lot to start from scratch, but I would say she is the one that started this whole ball rolling in the first place. She needs to make up her mind one way or the other.

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    Out of the Past  2 months ago

    Gus said, good job! Now the panda!

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    And the deer is thinking “Dang, there goes the neighborhood”

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 2 months ago

    It might make you feel younger, guys!

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  2 months ago

    deer and goats, have them on your property and you’ll never have to mow or trim again.

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    BJDucer  2 months ago

    What’s that sound I hear?? Oh, yeah, right….Janis is popping another one of Arlo’s bubbles….no wonder it sounded so familiar.

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    My First Premium Member 2 months ago

    My parents moved into a new house located next to a forest preserve. Deer would walk right down the street. They loved it until they started to eat all outdoor plants etc. Plus they carry ticks. Not so great after all.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 months ago

    No neighbors, no HOA no utilities, no thanks!

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    Oceanic  2 months ago

    I’m liking this arc; it’s like real life in that it takes time and much consideration to move. To Janis this is like starting all over again, when she only wants something convenient to move into. For Arlo, it is appealing to move into something completely new and forge ahead. They just have different styles. Even for folks who’ve been together a long time, it is a big decision to move to another state.

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    JessieRandySmithJr.  2 months ago

    Arlo, as soon as land clearing and construction began, the deer would begin moving out.

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    SeanT  2 months ago

    Janis won’t like the deer when she plants her garden.

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    MRBLUESKY529  2 months ago

    Hey! She called it “Home”!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 2 months ago

    That is what I tell all the Solar Panel sales people. 20 or 30 years ago I might have done it.

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    JerseyGuy Premium Member 2 months ago

    The’ll eat your plants.

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    jsherk7  2 months ago

    We looked to move near our kid sand grandchild for 7 years, finally bought a lot and built one. Because nothing on the market me our needs. Looks strangely familiar.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 2 months ago

    That’s right, build your house where the deer live then complain they come and eat your flowers.

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    david_42  2 months ago

    We live in the second largest city in Oregon and we’ve had deer in our yard. There’s also a gang of turkeys that have visited, no Canada geese though fortunately.

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    Grace Premium Member 2 months ago

    I am with Janis on this one. We built (literally, as in did the work) a house ourselves in our 40s and it took almost 2 yrs and was not worth it.

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    Fontessa  2 months ago

    Well Janis, you can give up on gardening, because everything you plant will be destroyed by the deer.

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    Durak Premium Member 2 months ago

    Not ones that I can shoot from my back porch!

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    diskus Premium Member 2 months ago

    More options means more anxiety

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    Outsideplaying  2 months ago

    So much for doing gardening. Deer will eat just about anything when hungry enough.

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    mountainclimber  2 months ago

    I have a small family of deer living on my property. Very cute except for their appetite for roses and lilacs.

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    John Reiher Premium Member 2 months ago

    My Deer Friend…

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    DawnQuinn1  2 months ago

    Janis said “we have deer at home”. So sees this as her future home.

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    Lord King Wazmo Premium Member 2 months ago

    We have deer at home. Love it!!!

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    Maybe settle for a half acre.

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    Retrac Premium Member 2 months ago

    Two rules for retirement: Don’t buy a big mortgage, don’t buy a pet that will tie you down.

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    FassEddie  2 months ago

    The deer is trying desperately to convey something!

    “Don’t do it! This is my bedroom! That’s my half-bath! I’m saving up for th’ big screen!”

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    Oh deer!

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    edrorie723  2 months ago

    The high water table in a rural area near the coast means putting in a well might be easy, but putting in a septic tank might be a nightmare.

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    Bruce1253  2 months ago

    My folks moved to the Hill Country of Texas, west of Austin many years ago. They had about 10 ac of land and lots of deer in the area. They were cute, they were magical, they were hungry. They wiped out her garden. She put up a 5ft fence, Pfft! the deer jumped it. By the time she was done she had an 8ft fence with a wire roof, because raccoons can climb fences. We took to calling it ‘Stalag 13.’ The next year she didn’t grow a garden. I think it was watching a Tarantula migration cross their property that did her in. Nature wins in the end. . .

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    SnuffyG  2 months ago

    I have a friend who is 74. He and his wife are building a house out in the country.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  2 months ago

    Think hard before saying, “If we were twenty years younger.” You don’t know how old you will get to be, and remember, up until recently Jimmy Carter was still building homes.

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    becida  2 months ago

    She doesn’t want to go…

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    poppacapsmokeblower  2 months ago

    Janis, neither of you have enough grey hair, or lack of hair, to excuse going forward in life.

    I did it again, I forgot they’re fictional.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Arlo is an easy sell…..Janis is a realist!

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    eced52  2 months ago

    Not an adventure without wild animals.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  2 months ago

    Before Hurricane Ivan blew down most of my trees, I would come home and see four or five deer under my Chestnut trees eating the chestnuts. They would look up when I came up the drive, realize it was just me, and go back to eating. It was quite pleasant.

    They are still around, but my front yard isn’t cleared up and load as well as it was back before I had to deal with all those trees down. Go ahead

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    RonMcCalip  2 months ago

    Mmmmm! Bambi Burgers!

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    alkabelis Premium Member 2 months ago

    That settles that for them. They’re all in. It’s a sign for one (maybe both) of them.

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    Heelboy 12  2 months ago

    That deer would end up eating all non-deer resistant plants of Janice down to the ground. I have seen this occur at my family’s home when I was (much) younger and lived there.

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    Bwahahaha!  2 months ago

    Yup. Don’t move. To hell with the “kids” subplot, and stick a pin in this story. Go on to something else.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 2 months ago

    Starting a project like this at their age would be sheer madness.

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    Skeptical Meg  2 months ago

    What’s age got to do with it? They’re not planning on raising a kid, just finding some stimulation in a new environment. Being in a rut is the enemy of wise aging.

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    KEA  2 months ago

    Deer are a pain. They eat all the landscaping, and then run out in the road and get hit.

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    Cat02  2 months ago

    Janis might be convinced…

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    Ocean idea, maybe. This BAD…..

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    weresemblethem  2 months ago

    One thing with Gus. He’s a horse trader. Always wave your hand in front of the horse to make sure it isn’t blind.

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    Jason Allen  2 months ago

    Don’t have to live all the way out in the sticks to see wildlife. I live about a half mile from the outskirts of town. Back when I worked the night shift, I’d occasionally see a deer or two on the road in late summer early fall. They’d sometimes come into the back yard to get at the neighbor’s small apple tree.

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    atomicdog  2 months ago

    Where’s the popcorn?

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    jonesbeltone  2 months ago

    Buy a monster RV and try it for a year.

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    Dr_Fogg  2 months ago

    They have deer and coyotes and fox and squirrels and raccoons and all kinds of birds. Just like our neighborhood. Tell him.

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    DDrazen  2 months ago

    Be careful, she represents the HOA.

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    funny… a realtor told me of a time when he was showing a house to a prospective buyer, who was hemming and hawing, when a small herd of elk walked through the yard… instant sale!

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    Bruce1253  2 months ago

    Building a custom house is a tremendous amount of work, even if you have a good contractor. You have to decide everything: Layout, ranch, colonial, split level, how many bedrooms, how many stalls in the garage, basement or no? Then the 10,000 and one details inside: Paint or wallpaper, chair rails, carpeting, tile, on and on and on. I hope their marriage is strong because building even a small custom home will test that marriage to its limits.

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    exwnyers  about 2 months ago

    Janis is such a killjoy.

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