B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 19, 2024

“What did I tell you about running with those!?”

Those cave men had more tools and gadgets than I ever had.

Nose hairs are clipped, that’s something

He nose better now.

Not with grace!

But would it be okay to play rock, paper, scissors, with Charity?

I would’ve thought that Jane (formerly Fat Broad) would’ve been more likely to implant scissors in his nose.

Grace? Who that new character?

INVENT-HELP: The first demonstration of Nose Hair Scissors.

Today’s is funny, but hard to look at. Ouch!

Even though she is “cute”, Grace can have an attitude also. ;-D

That has to sting.

and now he can´t run away.

They’ll always be Fat Broad and Cute Chick to me

Could have had equally unpleasant results if Fat Broad had gone with “Rock”.

That hurts just to look at it…

Cute Chick

I see the rock and scissors, but where is the paper?

He could have wound up with a rock up his nose.

…..sore loser!!!!

Edward Scissornose… ✂️

She was a bad sport.

Good idea.

Or without it.

Looks like Grace doesn’t have much grace!

“It’s all fun and games until someone gets scissors up their nose!”

Good advice….

Better pull it out or keep your mouth open!

wait till she comes back with the rock

They will always be “fat broad and cute chick” to me. More PC BS we don’t need. If the way a book or comic is written offends you don’t read it.

Grace evidently doesn’t exactly live up to her name!

A new fad.

She’s good … made it look like he was running with scissors.

Dual standard here. Violence against men by women is funny. The other way, not so much.

IIRC, there was a cartoon yesterday where someone used another option, a small wrist worn nuclear device about the equivalent of ½ Hiroshima.

Next, they’ll play rock, paper, scissors, Lebanese pagers

Aren’t we all supposed to be doing everything with grace?

Oh, I see, capital-G Grace!

This looked more like something that Jane would do, but perhaps Grace is trying to push past her cuteness.

That’s Grace, alright; Grace Hanadarko.

(Saving Grace)

Rock, Paper, Scissors: they’re doing it wrong

Seems to be something Jane would do, not Grace.

She just can’t cut it.

Look at it this way:

She could’ve shoved the scissors somewhere else

Maybe it’s just me, but wouldn’t he be running around screaming? I got my left index finger and thumb caught in the press rollers about 7 years ago. I didn’t sit and meditate on it. I did make a complete recovery, but the pain for a month was horrible.

Man, if that were Jane and she threw paper… the paper cuts alone would give me shivers.

Unique way for trimming nose hairs.

Never run with scissors (stuck in your nose).