Where’s the quote about you crying when you’re born while those around you are happy and laughing vs. you being happy when you’re dying while those around you are crying….
I’m doing that, though not voluntarily. My closest grandchild and my two great grandkids live about 250 miles away. My others are all 800-1000 miles away. Not on purpose, just the way employment and interest called them away. And since my wife died almost two years ago, the spending is way down, so I have more money than I’ve ever ha in my life. But still not that much. The total, including 401 K, but not including home equity is barely $100,000. But that’s a fortune to someone that lived with wife & kids paycheck to paycheck for 40 years.
knew a guy, years ago, who wasn’t a millionaire, but close. he’d “helped” family members, sent their kids to college, etc. the circling sharks were disappointed when he finally died: he gave his ownings and every last cent to charity.
BasilBruce 9 days ago
They look like Fisher-Price people.
The dude from FL Premium Member 9 days ago
Family would have been happier if you amassed more loot too!
paulbbott1629 9 days ago
Ack
Kenneth Berkun Premium Member 9 days ago
That would be me. Shoulda spent more time at the office.
iggyman 9 days ago
And he did not take it with him! No fun being the richest man in the cemetery!
iggyman 9 days ago
Death, the great equalizer!
Algolei I 9 days ago
“I’ve arranged to take it all with me.”
James Wolfenstein 9 days ago
My last words will be “I have a secret to tell you…” :D
Egrayjames 9 days ago
My favorite…..’’I’d of picked better friends.’’
basspro 9 days ago
Yeah Grandpa, so do we.
zskywalker 9 days ago
Well, that was a cheerful way to start a morning.
dv 9 days ago
I remember this one. Google in google images “I should have bought more crap”
kittygatos 9 days ago
Where’s the quote about you crying when you’re born while those around you are happy and laughing vs. you being happy when you’re dying while those around you are crying….
cdward 9 days ago
My last words would be, “I’m not your ……..”
Out of the Past 9 days ago
Don’t be sad. This is contagious. You’re all going with me.
BACK9BOB 9 days ago
Another TDS Monday……
Goat from PBS 9 days ago
It probably does happen sometimes… Real sad, if you think about it.
SheMc 9 days ago
What a miserable old man, he’s lucky to have grandkids who are with him at the end!!!
Ellis97 9 days ago
Life isn’t about just the stuff you achieve, it’s about the people you achieve things with.
alreadyinuse 9 days ago
RIP grandpa l33tbutte69, born 2021, died 2101
Croc Holliday 9 days ago
You call me your friend
But you only want my gifts
And I’ll never see you if I had no loot
- If I had no loot, Tony! Toni! Tone!
Heelboy 12 9 days ago
Is Grandpa’s “Ack” comment a nod to Berke Breathed and Bill the Cat???
Linguist 9 days ago
When I go, all I’m leaving my family is a Laural & Hardy handshake and sincere best wishes for their futures!
wongo 9 days ago
He who passes with the most loot, WINS! Ack!
DaBump Premium Member 9 days ago
Laughing mostly at the way he just goes “ACK” and kicks off immediately afterward.
win.45mag 9 days ago
1 more, anxiously awaiting the lake of fire.
freshmeet2030 9 days ago
Notice it’s just the grandkids …
IndyW 9 days ago
What is this toon really about?
zeexenon 9 days ago
Life and death in the U.S.A.
phlash 9 days ago
Dennis the Menace and Cathy were cousins?
KEA 9 days ago
I think not being allowed to pass on wealth would help society immensely
krisjackson01 9 days ago
I expect my last words will be, “Baby, I love you so much … please … please … take your foot off the oxygen hose!”
syzygy47 9 days ago
Steve Martin, from Let’s Get Small
“I’m into bread. I love money, I love everything about money, I love to eat it. Money.
They say you can’t take it with you? I’m taking it with me."
FGWaiss 9 days ago
I’m doing that, though not voluntarily. My closest grandchild and my two great grandkids live about 250 miles away. My others are all 800-1000 miles away. Not on purpose, just the way employment and interest called them away. And since my wife died almost two years ago, the spending is way down, so I have more money than I’ve ever ha in my life. But still not that much. The total, including 401 K, but not including home equity is barely $100,000. But that’s a fortune to someone that lived with wife & kids paycheck to paycheck for 40 years.
cactusbob333 9 days ago
“Depends on the family”? More likely the Depends were on gramps.
petermerck 9 days ago
I buried 2 million dollars in the -Ack.
Radish the wordsmith 8 days ago
Grandpa took it with him.
Buoy 8 days ago
Should have been a pirate, then you’d have plenty of booty. I think I’ll wear my overalls on my deathbed too.
On second thought, I think I’ll dress up like the Grim Reaper, then when he comes for me he’ll be confused that he’s coming for himself.
Jingles 8 days ago
knew a guy, years ago, who wasn’t a millionaire, but close. he’d “helped” family members, sent their kids to college, etc. the circling sharks were disappointed when he finally died: he gave his ownings and every last cent to charity.
David Rickard Premium Member 8 days ago
Elmo Mollusk in 30-40 years.
eddi-TBH 8 days ago
“What do you mean, I can’t take it with me?”
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 8 days ago
Hetty Green,Roy Cohn…oh,there have been a few…..