Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 28, 2024

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    BasilBruce  25 days ago

    They look like Fisher-Price people.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 25 days ago

    Family would have been happier if you amassed more loot too!

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    paulbbott1629  25 days ago

    Ack

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    DirkTheDaring Premium Member 25 days ago

    That would be me. Shoulda spent more time at the office.

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    iggyman  25 days ago

    And he did not take it with him! No fun being the richest man in the cemetery!

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    iggyman  25 days ago

    Death, the great equalizer!

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    Algolei I  25 days ago

    “I’ve arranged to take it all with me.”

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    James Wolfenstein  25 days ago

    My last words will be “I have a secret to tell you…” :D

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    Egrayjames  25 days ago

    My favorite…..’’I’d of picked better friends.’’

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    basspro  25 days ago

    Yeah Grandpa, so do we.

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    zskywalker  25 days ago

    Well, that was a cheerful way to start a morning.

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    dv  25 days ago

    I remember this one. Google in google images “I should have bought more crap”

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    kittygatos  25 days ago

    Where’s the quote about you crying when you’re born while those around you are happy and laughing vs. you being happy when you’re dying while those around you are crying….

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    cdward  25 days ago

    My last words would be, “I’m not your ……..”

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    Out of the Past  25 days ago

    Don’t be sad. This is contagious. You’re all going with me.

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    BACK9BOB  25 days ago

    Another TDS Monday……

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    Goat from PBS  25 days ago

    It probably does happen sometimes… Real sad, if you think about it.

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    SheMc  25 days ago

    What a miserable old man, he’s lucky to have grandkids who are with him at the end!!!

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    Ellis97  25 days ago

    Life isn’t about just the stuff you achieve, it’s about the people you achieve things with.

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    alreadyinuse  25 days ago

    RIP grandpa l33tbutte69, born 2021, died 2101

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    Croc Holliday  25 days ago

    You call me your friend

    But you only want my gifts

    And I’ll never see you if I had no loot

    - If I had no loot, Tony! Toni! Tone!

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    Heelboy 12  25 days ago

    Is Grandpa’s “Ack” comment a nod to Berke Breathed and Bill the Cat???

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    Linguist  25 days ago

    When I go, all I’m leaving my family is a Laural & Hardy handshake and sincere best wishes for their futures!

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    wongo  25 days ago

    He who passes with the most loot, WINS! Ack!

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    DaBump Premium Member 25 days ago

    Laughing mostly at the way he just goes “ACK” and kicks off immediately afterward.

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    win.45mag  25 days ago

    1 more, anxiously awaiting the lake of fire.

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    freshmeet2030  25 days ago

    Notice it’s just the grandkids …

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    IndyW  25 days ago

    What is this toon really about?

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    zeexenon  25 days ago

    Life and death in the U.S.A.

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    phlash  25 days ago

    Dennis the Menace and Cathy were cousins?

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    KEA  25 days ago

    I think not being allowed to pass on wealth would help society immensely

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    krisjackson01  25 days ago

    I expect my last words will be, “Baby, I love you so much … please … please … take your foot off the oxygen hose!”

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    syzygy47  25 days ago

    Steve Martin, from Let’s Get Small

    “I’m into bread. I love money, I love everything about money, I love to eat it. Money.

    They say you can’t take it with you? I’m taking it with me."

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    FGWaiss  25 days ago

    I’m doing that, though not voluntarily. My closest grandchild and my two great grandkids live about 250 miles away. My others are all 800-1000 miles away. Not on purpose, just the way employment and interest called them away. And since my wife died almost two years ago, the spending is way down, so I have more money than I’ve ever ha in my life. But still not that much. The total, including 401 K, but not including home equity is barely $100,000. But that’s a fortune to someone that lived with wife & kids paycheck to paycheck for 40 years.

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    cactusbob333  25 days ago

    “Depends on the family”? More likely the Depends were on gramps.

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    petermerck  25 days ago

    I buried 2 million dollars in the -Ack.

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    Radish...   25 days ago

    Grandpa took it with him.

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    Buoy  25 days ago

    Should have been a pirate, then you’d have plenty of booty. I think I’ll wear my overalls on my deathbed too.

    On second thought, I think I’ll dress up like the Grim Reaper, then when he comes for me he’ll be confused that he’s coming for himself.

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    Jingles  25 days ago

    knew a guy, years ago, who wasn’t a millionaire, but close. he’d “helped” family members, sent their kids to college, etc. the circling sharks were disappointed when he finally died: he gave his ownings and every last cent to charity.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 25 days ago

    Elmo Mollusk in 30-40 years.

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    eddi-TBH  25 days ago

    “What do you mean, I can’t take it with me?”

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  24 days ago

    Hetty Green,Roy Cohn…oh,there have been a few…..

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