Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 10, 2024

Thank you Wiz! as I sip one right now.

Yes, it’s magical how you can drink one pint of beer and then have to p!ss a gallon.

Reminds me of the movie “Young Einstein”. It’s were I got my fashion sense.

Oh, please.

Beer was the second thing mankind came up with after discovering fire.

The first was barbecue, but we needed something to go with it.

Beer is new to Id? I guess Bung always drank wine.

Charlie Mopps did it first.

I think that they maybe ale-ing in the morning. And that they will barley remember what they did the previous night. But they are stout friends who won’t be bitter. And they won’t be lager-ly about trying some more yeast they forget what they were ale-ing about.

Sorry Wiz, but beer was around long before your time period. This joke would have worked much better in the BC strip.

There is evidence that beer was produced at Göbekli Tepe during the Pre-Pottery Neolithic (around 8500 BC to 5500 BC). The earliest clear chemical evidence of beer produced from barley dates to about 3500–3100 BC, from the site of Godin Tepe in the Zagros Mountains of western Iran.I find beer is the best thing to get the after taste of acid reflux out of my mouth, great mouth wash just need to remember to spit and not swallow

“Poems are made by fools I fear but only Wiz can make beer”

“Ahhh beer. The cause of, and answer to, all the world’s problems.” Homer J. Simpson.

“In Heaven, there is no beer…”

Now all Wiz needs is a young Albert Einstein to discover the formula to make bubbles in beer…E=MC2 (pronounced Emka)

I thought Bung was a heavy drinker. Does he drink alcohol or something that isn’t beer?

Jean Shepherd’s America on PBS did a great episode on beer.

As we commemorate “Beer Day”. Or was that yesterday?

Does beer make magic…..or magic make beer?????

Andy Capp will give you his honest opinion of your beer Wiz.

Today’s the Day! The United States Marine Corps, 249 years old today! God Bless America and God Bless The United States Marine Corps! Good night, Chesty, wherever you are!

So that’s how it happened!

I have a T-shirt that says “No science, no beer.”

There’s a theory that the wonders of beer caused humanity to transition from hunter gatherers to agriculture. Both methods provided food, but being nomads makes brewing beer difficult: the concoction is bulky and has to sit for weeks before it’s drinkable.

Thank you……

But in heaven, there is no beer! (Just ask Frank Yankovic).

In heaven there is no beer

(No beer)

That’s why we drink it here

And when we’re all gone from here

Our friends will be drinking all the beer

In heaven there is no wine

(No wine)

So we drink till we feel fine

And when we leave this all behind

Our friends will be drinking all the wine

In heaven there is no fear

(No fear)

So we worry too much here

And we drink ourselves full of beer

To help us when we deal with the fear

In heaven there are no drugs

(No drugs)

That’s why we hang with thugs

And when the Lord pulls the plug

All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah

Thugs and drugs, beer

Oh yeah

In heaven there is no sex

(Oh no)

So let’s do that next

(Do that)

And when our muscles no longer flex

Someone else will be having sex

In heaven there are no wars

(No wars)

Or cars, or movie stars

And when we no longer are

The world will probably still be having wars

What the heck, yeah yeah

Sex and war, bars and cars

Drugs, thugs and delicious food, hey

The circle of life. Wiz makes beer; beer makes whiz.

In Heaven there will be beer!

Reminds me that election concerns made me forget to start my Fall/Winter batch of ale! Off to Mainbrew this coming week for ingredients!

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” — Ben Franklin.

next step here being ‘here hold my beer’ proving that beer is frequently involved in some VERY stupid life choice decisions. Not so magical sometimes.

“Bear Whiz Beer. It’s in the water, that’s why it’s yellow!!”

There was talk about Science and Religion today on an earlier strip…

I mean, I don’t disagree with the description, but beer probably pre-dates civilization. There’s a theory that beer is WHY we settled down and stopped being hunter-gatherers. (Some folks suggest bread, not beer, but beer actually requires fewer steps and less technology, and is easier to accidentally make.)

If only he had made wine some opportunist could have come along and The Church of Wiz and coined the term Wizdom for its followers.

He is officially the whizzer of Id.

Blanche let him do that? A snide comment from my wife would be the very least I’d expect for that stunt.

Nah, everybody knows “In Heaven there is no Beer…” :)

Next is chips

And that is why I always have a full keg of Yuengling in my kegerator.

Reminds me of a song!