For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 17, 2024

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    howtheduck  2 months ago

    Rhetta’s poetry in response:

    Ignore your girl at your own peril.

    Only “goodbye” means you had quit.

    Another boy will prove more virile.

    While you go chase Jodi or Kit.

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    snsurone76  2 months ago

    Ah, the depths of the artistic soul! Cherish it, Mike—there’s so little of it in this increasingly ugly world!

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 2 months ago

    Write a country song!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 2 months ago

    Think of it this way Mike, you didn’t have to buy her a present. You didn’t did you?. I found an old newspaper from 1983 today, and they were just starting this ark!

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    Tantor  2 months ago

    Rhetta did not really dump him… did she?

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    French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member 2 months ago

    No, Lynn. Micheal is not any type of intellectual (snerk!)

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    Foob  2 months ago

    I wonder if Michael is the one that created that classic public restroom poem, “Here I sit, Broken Hearted”.

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    Khpg   2 months ago

    I read these back in the day but this took me by surprise. Don’t remember this part. Also one reader said it was her brother that broke them up, so was waiting for that. On to a college girl I guess!

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    dac2404  2 months ago

    …and get that darned tooth fixed!

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    kaycstamper  2 months ago

    He is having a miserable Christmas break. It’ll get better, Mike.

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    freewaydog  2 months ago

    & THIS is how he becomes a writer or journalist!

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    DawnQuinn1  2 months ago

    Trust me. He finds better, MUCH better.

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    ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago

    I feel so sorry for Mike, but his writing is probably the best therapy for him.

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    grocks  2 months ago

    It’s both …

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    Ken Gagne Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’d be in pain with a monitor that big, too.

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    Will_Scarlet  2 months ago

    “Oh to be young, and feel love’s keen sting.”

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago

    And thus Michael embarks on his career as a screenwriter for the Lifetime Channel, as the good writer, writes what they know.

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    BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member 2 months ago

    Shopping malls are a good place to go to cheer ya up. Who knows might just find a new girl there for him.

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    John Jorgensen  2 months ago

    Both Michael and Elizabeth have recently strung along love interests in relationships that clearly weren’t going anywhere (yes, I know we’re not done with Anthony) and were surprised and upset when third parties swooped in to offer those love interests a promise of something more serious. Maybe they can bond over that and thus open the way to a more mature brother-sister relationship.

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    USN1977  2 months ago

    This sure is the polar opposite of the strip on prom night where he and Rhetta were passionately discussing their future together.

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    Ginny Premium Member 2 months ago

    If he had told her he loved her and wanted to marry her, I’ll bet she would have been more patient. Also, they could have married any time during his matriculation, she working to provide some funds. Bet his mom and dad would also help. He just took her for granted, and this is what happened.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Young Love…..great song by Sonny James!!

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    A Hallmark card for sure

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    Lyrak  2 months ago

    I’m wondering why John hasn’t done anything for Mike’s tooth yet.

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    Way to go man, use it, the experience will make you a better writer! ;-)

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    sheashea  2 months ago

    Why hasn’t his Dad dragged him down to the dental office to get that tooth fixed?? I believe that was the main reason for his trip home.

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    Doctor Go  2 months ago

    I still remember the words over 40 years later – “I don’t think so.”

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    fuzz3942  2 months ago

    Does anyone remember who he really married?

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    Petemejia77  2 months ago

    Oh No! Goth poetry!

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    ktrabbit  2 months ago

    Would John be allowed to prescribe pain meds for Mike, or is that against ethical guidelines?

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    sincavage05  2 months ago

    A broken heart, be it the first or tenth, never heals completely.

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    The Great_Black President  2 months ago

    Ironic that Michael’s relationship with Rhetta the same time that the writing is on the wall for Justin Trudeau.

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    hagarthehorrible  2 months ago

    Mothers can feel the kids mood swings really fast.

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    rebelstrike0  2 months ago

    Michael feels lower than a Canadian dollar.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member 2 months ago

    That tooth is agonizing…I never had to wait for the swelling to go down to get the darn thing out. I had 2 that were impacted and the oral surgeon got them out as soon as I could get in.

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    French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Oh, what is means to be dropped into hell. Why, why, why, nasty Rita, foul succubus! May your miseries be compounded!”

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