Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 02, 2024

I think the helmet vendor is going to need one for himself soon.

Now for the bat luck part

What’s with the spider?

The logistics sort of works – right good at the right place at the right time (right price is debatable). Seller needs a better marketing program!

Yeah, batting helmets, to protect you while batting – from balls – not bats.

I can only imagine that the guy with the bat’s going to do more damage than just hitting our unsuspecting pedestrian around the head. And, anyway, what’s the idiot doing walking on his own down that seedy street?

Unfortunately his potential customers won’t feel the need to buy one until it’s too late.

Welcome to Helmet’s Kitchen.

On deck to be intentionally decked with one strike.